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20985 (20%) people have pressed this button, while 81524 (80%) did not.

You will become a successful game journalist

but

You will die of natural causes at the age of 34

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coolerdogpond12last month

man getting to 50 comments is taking so long. thnaks for posting cool button press!!!!!!!!!

coolerdogpond12last month

I GOT 50 COMMENTS WITH THAT! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadgamer8 years ago

what if your above the age of 34?

LeftTesticleOfKrom7 years ago

By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

SerenityJayne3 years ago

Who wants to be a game journalist lol

Rockhardabs3 years ago

My exact thoughts.

juhpeli3 years ago

Gg

Metazoxan7 years ago

Being a game journalist is not so desireable taht I"d want an early death

Jared Murphy11 years ago

...Who would want to be a journalist?

JazzimoX7 years ago

I get to record my times playing video games AND I get to die!? nope

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RedVexeD7 years ago

Not worth such an early death, and since I'm already 29 that"d be a really short career.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999993 years ago

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Mr Medical8 years ago

I don't want to be and old medical anyway. Then they would have to call me GrandpaMedical

Justin_boi_678 years ago

I don't want to be a fucking journalist I want to be a nuaraligist

toastymcstuffins9 years ago

lol "gaming journalism"

Floofula8 months ago

To find out more, look up rule 34

MCFan358 years ago

I DON'T WANNA DIE CUZ I'LL DIE IN DER YEAR ***** (BLOCKED OUT 4 SECURITY REAONS M8)

PowDaddyCow6 years ago

journalists dont pay good for shit bro, fuck no

Markithias8 years ago

I pressed NO because I do not want to die at age 34!

Roxiesboy8 years ago

The 34 Rule again, eh?

JVMoney17387 years ago

How about NO

hitman218 years ago

who wants to be a journalist I want kids and grandkids

ThatTacoDude8 years ago

Idc about that job

ThePaulDude4 years ago

No way I'm pressing this...I'm only 32.

KaiFox7 years ago

Yeah screw that shit

Serraxas8 years ago

There comes a point where pursuing your dreams becomes impractical. I'd say dying for it is pretty much past that point. Put the button down and keep your hands where I can see them, son.

PlatinumAgent898 years ago

What if you are older already?

tydickson9 years ago

Ty Dickson

Penguins_HD8 years ago

The fuck is a journalist

MohamedMoatasem6 years ago

Bruh

Kitt8 years ago

You people fail to realize that you die at 34, meaning you don't die BEFORE that. Sure, I'm a journalist, but I can also do whatever I want without dying.

Live to die8 years ago

Bored

Hans Lindhardt JÃ¸rgensen11 years ago

what if you are older than 34 when you press it? do you then have to live untill you are 134?

bbygngrndth8 years ago

Who the fuck would want to die at 34 for even their dream job?

CooperSocks8 years ago

a successful what? is that a dream of somebody's? Maybe we don't know who they are because they keep dying at 34...

RSO8 years ago

Nah not today

bubblechaser1237 years ago

Nope.

TrueMisfit9 years ago

Not cutting my life off by 10-ish years.

Edo436 years ago

I hate sports

DisneyFanatic77 years ago

I'm likely to die at that age anyways, so why not?

Eddiemate8 years ago

Don't like either

Cora_Blackthorn10 years ago

I would want to be a journalist.

Scorcher90998 years ago

no i want to live my whole life.this is stupid

MrSeanabraham18 years ago

Nope. (Undertale Reffrence)

3ogdy7 years ago

Who wouldn't want to be dead by thirty.

25bbundy7 years ago

journalist

SomeoneRandom8 years ago

Not becoming a journalist EVER

SJAZ4 years ago

at the rate I'm going i won't make to 29

VaporeonLuver7 years ago

I wanna b a YouTuber. Not a journalist!

devomley8 years ago

im 13 i got plenty of time!

Oshmigoshi8 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE TO SAYING NO MAN

exmawsh10 years ago

Why would you want to be a game journalist?

ohhhhhh2 years ago

life is life

pressmedont1238 years ago

That means I'll die in 2019 so no

GavinMayhew6 years ago

What is a game journalist

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