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You will become a successful game journalist
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You will die of natural causes at the age of 34
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coolerdogpond12last month
man getting to 50 comments is taking so long. thnaks for posting cool button press!!!!!!!!!

coolerdogpond12last month
I GOT 50 COMMENTS WITH THAT! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadgamer8 years ago
what if your above the age of 34?

LeftTesticleOfKrom7 years ago
By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

SerenityJayne3 years ago
Who wants to be a game journalist lol

Rockhardabs3 years ago
My exact thoughts.

juhpeli3 years ago
Gg

Metazoxan7 years ago
Being a game journalist is not so desireable taht I"d want an early death

Jared Murphy11 years ago
...Who would want to be a journalist?

JazzimoX7 years ago
I get to record my times playing video games AND I get to die!? nope
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RedVexeD7 years ago
Not worth such an early death, and since I'm already 29 that"d be a really short career.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999993 years ago
error 404: doWnside not found

Mr Medical8 years ago
I don't want to be and old medical anyway. Then they would have to call me GrandpaMedical

hitman218 years ago
who wants to be a journalist I want kids and grandkids

ThatTacoDude8 years ago
Idc about that job

ThePaulDude4 years ago
No way I'm pressing this...I'm only 32.

Serraxas8 years ago
There comes a point where pursuing your dreams becomes impractical. I'd say dying for it is pretty much past that point. Put the button down and keep your hands where I can see them, son.

KaiFox7 years ago
Yeah screw that shit

PlatinumAgent898 years ago
What if you are older already?

tydickson9 years ago
Ty Dickson

Penguins_HD8 years ago
The fuck is a journalist

MohamedMoatasem6 years ago
Bruh

Kitt8 years ago
You people fail to realize that you die at 34, meaning you don't die BEFORE that. Sure, I'm a journalist, but I can also do whatever I want without dying.

Live to die8 years ago
Bored

Hans Lindhardt Jørgensen11 years ago
what if you are older than 34 when you press it? do you then have to live untill you are 134?

bbygngrndth8 years ago
Who the fuck would want to die at 34 for even their dream job?

CooperSocks8 years ago
a successful what? is that a dream of somebody's? Maybe we don't know who they are because they keep dying at 34...

RSO8 years ago
Nah not today

bubblechaser1237 years ago
Nope.

TrueMisfit9 years ago
Not cutting my life off by 10-ish years.

Edo436 years ago
I hate sports

DisneyFanatic77 years ago
I'm likely to die at that age anyways, so why not?

Eddiemate8 years ago
Don't like either

Cora_Blackthorn10 years ago
I would want to be a journalist.

Scorcher90998 years ago
no i want to live my whole life.this is stupid

MrSeanabraham18 years ago
Nope. (Undertale Reffrence)

3ogdy7 years ago
Who wouldn't want to be dead by thirty.

25bbundy7 years ago
journalist

SomeoneRandom8 years ago
Not becoming a journalist EVER

SJAZ4 years ago
at the rate I'm going i won't make to 29

VaporeonLuver7 years ago
I wanna b a YouTuber. Not a journalist!

devomley8 years ago
im 13 i got plenty of time!

Oshmigoshi8 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE TO SAYING NO MAN

exmawsh10 years ago
Why would you want to be a game journalist?

ohhhhhh2 years ago
life is life

pressmedont1238 years ago
That means I'll die in 2019 so no

GavinMayhew6 years ago
What is a game journalist

Lolahobday8 years ago
Nope no ow hell no!!!

fire king8 years ago
I don't have a crush

Pi-3-14159267 years ago
Iris West said she got bored of journalism😂

zaynsterlovesniall8 years ago
I'm not dying at a young at a young a young age because I'm not missing out on Louis saying daddy cool

Boone Formhals11 years ago
this would be cool, you could tell everyone when you are going to die.

devilsadvocate6894 years ago
I would rather be a news journalist and find out why I died at the age of 34

stevenquartzuniverse02057 years ago
who wants to be a journalist?!? I wanna be a artist!

ghostxsniper8 years ago
F### no
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