Will You Press The Button?

You will become a successful game journalist

but

You will die of natural causes at the age of 34

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coolerdogpond12last month

man getting to 50 comments is taking so long. thnaks for posting cool button press!!!!!!!!!

coolerdogpond12last month

I GOT 50 COMMENTS WITH THAT! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadgamer8 years ago

what if your above the age of 34?

LeftTesticleOfKrom7 years ago

By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

SerenityJayne3 years ago

Who wants to be a game journalist lol

Rockhardabs3 years ago

My exact thoughts.

juhpeli3 years ago

Gg

Metazoxan7 years ago

Being a game journalist is not so desireable taht I"d want an early death

Jared Murphy11 years ago

...Who would want to be a journalist?

JazzimoX7 years ago

I get to record my times playing video games AND I get to die!? nope

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RedVexeD7 years ago

Not worth such an early death, and since I'm already 29 that"d be a really short career.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999993 years ago

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Mr Medical8 years ago

I don't want to be and old medical anyway. Then they would have to call me GrandpaMedical

Edo435 years ago

I hate sports

Eddiemate8 years ago

Don't like either

DisneyFanatic77 years ago

I'm likely to die at that age anyways, so why not?

Scorcher90998 years ago

no i want to live my whole life.this is stupid

Cora_Blackthorn10 years ago

I would want to be a journalist.

MrSeanabraham18 years ago

Nope. (Undertale Reffrence)

3ogdy7 years ago

Who wouldn't want to be dead by thirty.

25bbundy7 years ago

journalist

SomeoneRandom8 years ago

Not becoming a journalist EVER

SJAZ4 years ago

at the rate I'm going i won't make to 29

devomley8 years ago

im 13 i got plenty of time!

VaporeonLuver7 years ago

I wanna b a YouTuber. Not a journalist!

Oshmigoshi8 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE TO SAYING NO MAN

exmawsh10 years ago

Why would you want to be a game journalist?

pressmedont1238 years ago

That means I'll die in 2019 so no

ohhhhhh2 years ago

life is life

GavinMayhew6 years ago

What is a game journalist

Lolahobday8 years ago

Nope no ow hell no!!!

Pi-3-14159267 years ago

Iris West said she got bored of journalism😂

fire king8 years ago

I don't have a crush

Boone Formhals11 years ago

this would be cool, you could tell everyone when you are going to die.

zaynsterlovesniall8 years ago

I'm not dying at a young at a young a young age because I'm not missing out on Louis saying daddy cool

devilsadvocate6894 years ago

I would rather be a news journalist and find out why I died at the age of 34

ghostxsniper8 years ago

F### no

stevenquartzuniverse02057 years ago

who wants to be a journalist?!? I wanna be a artist!

Justin_boi_678 years ago

I don't want to be a fucking journalist I want to be a nuaraligist

toastymcstuffins9 years ago

lol "gaming journalism"

MCFan358 years ago

I DON'T WANNA DIE CUZ I'LL DIE IN DER YEAR ***** (BLOCKED OUT 4 SECURITY REAONS M8)

Floofula8 months ago

To find out more, look up rule 34

Markithias8 years ago

I pressed NO because I do not want to die at age 34!

PowDaddyCow6 years ago

journalists dont pay good for shit bro, fuck no

JVMoney17387 years ago

How about NO

Roxiesboy8 years ago

The 34 Rule again, eh?

hitman218 years ago

who wants to be a journalist I want kids and grandkids

ThePaulDude4 years ago

No way I'm pressing this...I'm only 32.

ThatTacoDude8 years ago

Idc about that job

KaiFox7 years ago

Yeah screw that shit

Serraxas8 years ago

There comes a point where pursuing your dreams becomes impractical. I'd say dying for it is pretty much past that point. Put the button down and keep your hands where I can see them, son.

tydickson9 years ago

Ty Dickson

PlatinumAgent898 years ago

What if you are older already?

Penguins_HD8 years ago

The fuck is a journalist

Kitt8 years ago

You people fail to realize that you die at 34, meaning you don't die BEFORE that. Sure, I'm a journalist, but I can also do whatever I want without dying.

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