You become an immortal demon and rule over the known universe.
but
The only weapon that can kill you is in the hands of a guy whose pissed at you for that
I will not


Idiottoast2 years ago
Just saying but that would make a great book

RedHotDanger2 years ago
It’s basically DOOM. Welp, I’m screwed

Maybe a goose8 years ago
so i'm bill cipher except i'm successful in causing weirdmageddon?

SolarFlare872686Fortnite5 years ago
Sure.
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Nithan90008 years ago
How about I can use my ruling power to arrest that guy and put him in a dungeon for years and make his skeleton rot

CatCult6 years ago
Or have him killed hell maybe he"s a 99 year old man

Nicolae Caprian 8 years ago
DON'T READ THIS ANY MORE! You little bastard. I like you. But seriously DON'T READ THIS.

OblivionBringer7 years ago
Why not?
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Mr.Sueppchen8 years ago
Look at my avatar. Thus says what I think.

Dilan8 years ago
Zombey yay
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Christopher Khozouie11 years ago
So you're immortal, nothing says the guy who's pissed at you is, meaning you can just hide for 60 years, wait till he dies then live the rest of your immortal life ruling over the known universe, and if you want to die in the end, get the weapon and kill yourself, because immortality sucks

the-king9 months ago
muzan anyone?
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Zacattac8 years ago
if i did press the button i would use demon powers to snap him out of existence and when i want to stop living i would bring him back

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiotslast year
Yes

bookworm19858 years ago
LONG LIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTH_AwesomePlay7 years ago
I'll just kill him rip off his hands contain the hands so it can keep fresh in 1021 years I will get the hands and use em on me simple

eradarksky6 years ago
Only if I can make another person of my choice immortal with me.

Zanthos6 years ago
So I'm Aku, and Samurai Jack is out there somewhere gunning for me

StewieAteCashews6 years ago
But you are immortal so you can kill that guy

Ong1236 years ago
U rule a universe, and you are scared of a person that lives on a planet

Loopiloop6 years ago
The known universe is a pretty boring place to rule over for all eternity

dankmemes1017 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

JackPabich6 years ago
To me personally (A person on the Autism spectrum), it seems like this person had a bad experience with the Autism spectrum diagnosis. The spectrum is very wide and placing people together just because they may or may not be Autistic is not good at all. Au...[Show full comment]

Nickleback7 years ago
Easy, if you rule the world that means u can have everyone on earth kill him and the weapon will only kill you if he hits you with it 10000000000000000000 times

Andy Ayres11 years ago
I'm immortal, but there's a weapon that can kill me? Does not compute..

thereaverofdarkness8 months ago
Immortal is not the same as invincible. Immortal means you won't die of natural causes, and says nothing of other things potentially killing you. Since the scenario stipulates that this person holds the only weapon that can kill you, it stands to reason th...[Show full comment]
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Harley Harper11 years ago
Lol,outlive him GG

Connor Larsen11 years ago
Definitely Samurai Jack

Pander 8 years ago
Use your demon powers to kill this guy or to cut off his hands with a soul minion

Fluffington6 years ago
Pissed as urine or as angry?

theemeraldking10 months ago
Omg i didn't think of it that way

overlordinevil8 years ago
What if the guy can't fight for shit, or is simply a human?

Indianboy7867 years ago
I will defeat thanos that moron is going to kill my black widow

Britishatheart9 years ago
So Crowley and the Winchesters.

AcedOut8 years ago
There is no upside to this.. If you are a DEMON, then the evilness would consume you, and you would really screw up the planet.

Mr. Potatoface7 years ago
wtf is this

Brianna Lynch11 years ago
Chop everybodies hands off. Now no one can kill you

xSpy-Senpai8 years ago
I would be a good immortal demon that everyone loves *Gets away from all humans so nobody can reach me* :D

Lollipop1018 years ago
If I rule the universe, I don't think it's this hard to beat this guy

FlyingPages7 years ago
Basically a Bill Chipher. I guess

seppe8 years ago
Kill him

rogntudju8 years ago
Basically, you become the Final Boss of a video game. With this point of view, where's the downside?

The Howling Wolf8 years ago
Well,demons are weak. Don't fear them,don't see them as creatures that are dangerous,see them as weaklings and lost souls,that may be strong enough to throw something miles away,but never strong enough psychologically.Let me ask you,which is worse: Get bea...[Show full comment]

MrSniperRo7 years ago
Im out security at the door and if he comes fly. He didn't say i can't have winds

zdodger9 years ago
its called killing everyone then starting over as their god.

Cuteasdinah8 years ago
What if I kill him first?

SuperMeIsSuper8 years ago
So have him killed and take the weapon.

Joshua12318 years ago
Challenge accepted

CommentingDevice7 years ago
Ew. Why would I want to be immortal. Loose-loose.

Arcaneleo8 years ago
Simple solution. Trap the person

pentaholicassbutt8 years ago
Lmao so basically Crowley from Supernatural

Morten Kjellerup11 years ago
Come at me bro

Pokefan1237 years ago
Who wants to live forever after the human race dies and the sun explodes or wants to be a demon

Pokefan1237 years ago
N O B O D Y

Freespirit8 years ago
I honestly didn't press the button because seriously.....YOUR AN IMMORTAL DEMON WHO RULES THE WORLD!!! Everyone would wants to be in your shoes so..everyone will kill you and insta death

poopemon218 years ago
I kill this human with the weapon and break the weapon

Scott the Demon Goat8 years ago
I already do that, I mean look at my name!

Darthmalgus20018 years ago
"kill him... DO IT"

[email protected]8 years ago
OK, if I'm a demon I fly away 😁😀😂😁😀😂😁😀😂😁😀😂😁😀😊😂😂😂😊

Gxvngxx7 years ago
If you are a demon then you can kill this motherfucker without even touching him. You can even cast protection spells, or a spell that makes everyone feel thankful about whatever you do

Evillisa9 years ago
It would depend on the weapon, if it was like a sword I could just kill him but if it's like a gun I would be spooked.
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