Will You Press The Button?

Idiottoast2 years ago

Just saying but that would make a great book

RedHotDanger3 years ago

It’s basically DOOM. Welp, I’m screwed

Maybe a goose8 years ago

so i'm bill cipher except i'm successful in causing weirdmageddon?

SolarFlare872686Fortnite5 years ago

Sure.

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Nithan90008 years ago

How about I can use my ruling power to arrest that guy and put him in a dungeon for years and make his skeleton rot

CatCult7 years ago

Or have him killed hell maybe he"s a 99 year old man

Nicolae Caprian 8 years ago

DON'T READ THIS ANY MORE! You little bastard. I like you. But seriously DON'T READ THIS.

OblivionBringer7 years ago

Why not?

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Mr.Sueppchen8 years ago

Look at my avatar. Thus says what I think.

Dilan8 years ago

Zombey yay

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Christopher Khozouie11 years ago

So you're immortal, nothing says the guy who's pissed at you is, meaning you can just hide for 60 years, wait till he dies then live the rest of your immortal life ruling over the known universe, and if you want to die in the end, get the weapon and kill yourself, because immortality sucks

the-king10 months ago

muzan anyone?

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Zacattac8 years ago

if i did press the button i would use demon powers to snap him out of existence and when i want to stop living i would bring him back

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiotslast year

Yes

bookworm19858 years ago

LONG LIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTH_AwesomePlay7 years ago

I'll just kill him rip off his hands contain the hands so it can keep fresh in 1021 years I will get the hands and use em on me simple

eradarksky6 years ago

Only if I can make another person of my choice immortal with me.

Zanthos6 years ago

So I'm Aku, and Samurai Jack is out there somewhere gunning for me

StewieAteCashews6 years ago

But you are immortal so you can kill that guy

Ong1236 years ago

U rule a universe, and you are scared of a person that lives on a planet

Loopiloop6 years ago

The known universe is a pretty boring place to rule over for all eternity

dankmemes1017 years ago

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JackPabich6 years ago

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Nickleback7 years ago

Easy, if you rule the world that means u can have everyone on earth kill him and the weapon will only kill you if he hits you with it 10000000000000000000 times

Andy Ayres11 years ago

I'm immortal, but there's a weapon that can kill me? Does not compute..

thereaverofdarkness9 months ago

Immortal is not the same as invincible. Immortal means you won't die of natural causes, and says nothing of other things potentially killing you. Since the scenario stipulates that this person holds the only weapon that can kill you, it stands to reason th...[Show full comment]

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Harley Harper11 years ago

Lol,outlive him GG

Connor Larsen11 years ago

Definitely Samurai Jack

greaterfiend3 years ago

Just get all the girls and gay guys to protect me:D

Jaeha8 years ago

Have demons kill the mofo.

Wonderlandresident7 years ago

Basically Aku and Samurai Jack

medwards02259 years ago

Um...I will just KILL THAT GUY DUH

RandomGirl8 years ago

I don't wanna be fucking immortal..

Thispersonisweird7 years ago

Just kill him with you"re powers on the spot! Error 404 loophole found!

Infinite_Ch4os10 years ago

Don't be a video game boss. You'll be fine!

CharlieRoseCat8 years ago

it doesn't say the guy is immortal. why not just kill him.

Lonely4ever6 years ago

1 So they drink at u 2 They can die from u

giladxdxd8 years ago

Immortal but would be able to kill you? Learnt something new

Rofl477 years ago

Damnit, its Doom Guy!

iBoss8 years ago

I hate demons more than I hate Lil Wayne...

Doflamingo8 years ago

Why does he hate me i made universal peace and fixed the economy, not to mention i ended universal world hunger and united everyone and made the law fair for everyone. AND not to mention you need no money for anything