Everyone wants to go on a date with you
but
Anyone you say no to dies
I will not


Arotrace7 hours ago
GENOCIDE, but actually, no

Electromagnetalast month
49% PEOPLE SAID YES ?

Lonely Pizza 8 years ago
Time to kill Justin Bieber.

le_little_amout_of_trollinglast year
from all the comments who talk about killing justin bieber we can have a genocide of justin bieber
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Ckelers2 years ago
Я заставлю возможно полгорода вымереть. СТОП! это распространяется на родственников и мужчин?! Не надо, не надо

bouncingdonutz7 years ago
Say no to ur enemies, say nay to people you don't wanna go out with but you dont mind, say yes to your crush

Electromagnetalast month
You cat :3
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Yukitai3 years ago
100 kanojo right there (harem manga), lmao

Yukitai3 years ago
If Rentarou declines, the candidate dies

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago
Just say yes and never go HA GOTCHA BITCH

Hollowcat5 months ago
Oh my god

James Drury11 years ago
say NEIN and they won't die

Constipationlast year
James green eggs and ham
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JosieM908 years ago
I KNOW SAY MAYBE! then marrie all of them! problem solved

someoneasking6 years ago
Go on a five second date and then move on or better yet notify everyone of this prior or better yet stand next to pedophiles and kill tjem

someoneasking6 years ago
*them

C7 years ago
"Everyone", this could be a nightmare. Billions of people wanting to go on a candlelit dinner with you

DiamondTieYT7 years ago
Say Na thanks and they won't die

Yourgesflergen7 years ago
Your the first person to like my comment

Spiderp7 years ago
So I just strut my stuff in front of my worst enemy till they ask me out; and then reject them.

JH7 years ago
EVERYONE? I'll bet there are lots of crazy people out there who wouldn't take kindly to being rejected or even seeing me with another person if they wanted to go out with me.

Yukitai3 years ago
Yandere? Yandere, bet

Rolland Bell11 years ago
say yes to everyone, you don't actually have to go on the dates.

Manonn7 years ago
Omg yah
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Gamity6 years ago
Ok Siri, Next Justin Bieber concert time and location pls?

HerdOfTurtles6 years ago
I say no to everyone... so... kill alot of people?

MustardChips7 years ago
Don't say no, shake your head... Or, if you don't respond no one will ever know what your response is

C7 years ago
If someone I don't want comes up to me:🖕

Yourgesflergen7 years ago
Just say nope because it"s not the word no.

Yaboiiii7 years ago
Say yeah but never go

Chiara Searle11 years ago
Then I won't say no, I'll say "I'd rather not." or "Sorry, not happening." or something similar. Or I won't say anything at all and just run.

C7 years ago
Or just slap them
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Mranimegamer1018 years ago
no downside

Drag_0nshy8 years ago
Say yes and when you date them say the date did'nt work out

Bryan Foley11 years ago
Control over life and death. Well, I don't have to do anything on these dates anyway so cool?

deathmachine500026 years ago
Maybe I will go on a date with you.

Little Snowflake 8 years ago
Just shaking my head or something.

Ena777 years ago
Just walk away

Dave7768 years ago
Say nah

GreenStarcobrony6 years ago
If you have abilities like these ...You will be dead where you stand,cuz they’re just so scary!It is like two superpowers.I m sure that FBI will deal with it.

akeenan2008 years ago
Just say nah or something similar

Mythical_Matt7 years ago
No upside!

Elliot Sternberg9 years ago
Win/Win again?

SalmonTomcat7182 months ago
say yes but dont go LOOPHOLE

OscarNechvoglod7 years ago
say nuh-uh

Aster8 years ago
You don't have to say no. You can say, "Alright, you're number 379 in line. Just to warn you, dates are subject to my availability, and I will only date the next person in line when I break up with the person before them."

Vexa127 years ago
just lie

Honey10 years ago
Where'e the downside?

Terabyte2 years ago
Oh god imagine your family wanting to go out on a date with you. Heck no.

TheDRXD8 years ago
id be okay with this

MichaelEND8 years ago
I can use this like a weapon...

Ashton Condrey11 years ago
just say maybe next time that way ur not really saying no or yes

MVZ44 years ago
No thanks

hilljoy338 years ago
So get rid of the ugly ones and men and say yes to every hot chick and have fun

Panifex7 years ago
Yes or maybe

SunriseCreeper8 years ago
What the author meant is if you REJECT them, they'll die, but guess what, it's worth it!

SageTiara5608496 years ago
why would you say yes because they might kiss you of make front of you.

Itachi8 years ago
(Ino) want to date me? (Me) hell fucking yes!

Alwy7 years ago
Then they won't have to be sad you turned them down so basically winwin

Occult_Nightingale9 years ago
Time to butter up the "I'm busy right, but we can do it later!"
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