Will You Press The Button?

You will have the ability to learn any language(s)

but

You will never be able to speak your native tongue, nor could you ever re-learn it

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theothertallguy8 years ago

my first language was baby talk

MaybeAFerret29 days ago

No it fucking was not. Be for real.

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Robbis7 years ago

Speak British English instead of American English

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

meisawesome so, shoot first ask questions later?

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Shaduex7 years ago

Almost everybody already has the ability to learn every language they just choose not to.

snidbert647 years ago

I think the premise is learn the languages instantly.

Sanchi2 years ago

WE CAN LIVE IN YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY WITHOUT YOUR NATIVE TONGUE! MANY PEOPLE LEARN ENGLISH LANGUAGE SO WE CAN SPEAK WITH THEM.

ZeFancyBoi3 years ago

you can already learn any language dumb ass

Dank-l1n7 years ago

Don't we already have the "ability" to learn any language. Take foreign language classes.

Pantátisko3 years ago

My native language is Czech and then there is Slovak, which is basically Czech with a few extra steps.

SeabassJames8 years ago

I illway eakspay igpay atinlay.

Fierceclaws7 years ago

amesay

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Ninjapuff2207 years ago

My first language is baby talk

Zoebowie057 years ago

I'll be fine without speaking Irish thank you

Cmoney7 years ago

Dang I wish I can see comments first

RavenTheTurtle7 years ago

Baby talk m8

cakethedragon7 years ago

WELL I UNDERSTAND NORWEGIAN SOOOOOO Hei jeg kaker dragen og jeg snakker norsk fight me and i can talk British English instead

TheRealHville6 years ago

åh.

and-peggy7 years ago

Everybody has the ability to learn a new language. Only some take advantage of that ability

VOLDYGAMES8 years ago

Well Swedish is the closest you can get to norweigen so......., WHY NOT

Cooki3s7 years ago

Pencil paper boom!!

skorgepoo8 years ago

why would I have to relearn it I already now it I just cant verbally use it. loophole

ducky8 years ago

It seems that you dont "now" how to spell

JOCACAR5 years ago

Im from Serbia 🇷🇸 and there are 3-4 countries which have language which is almost the same as mine so really no downside for me

BobMaester7 years ago

Screw English I'm going to be Spanish...adios

MIKAA-8086 years ago

Oh hard question but my first language was baby talk and I don’t know how to learn it again anyways

dion8 years ago

Bye Germany.

gahmora8 years ago

I'm Italian, I can speak english, so... FUCK EVERYONE!!!

CN Berry4 months ago

no

Robster7 years ago

I can learn English instead of american

Noobslayerxxxxx4 years ago

Dont press you can already do that

abcx7 years ago

Well, most people I know understand English quite well.

DarkTheGhost7 years ago

any language, no exections. checkmate.

Eamon6 years ago

Mum

Eamon6 years ago

Jjomjkk

DD_Human7 years ago

no one talks brazilian portuguese in other countries soooo im pressing that shit

VOLDYGAMES8 years ago

Well Swedish is the closest you can get to norweigen so......., WHY NOT

CrazyFangirlHippy7 years ago

Goodbye Spam! Plus Im speaking Gallifreyan

I Hate Creating Usernames8 years ago

Why are 1/5 questions like this?

HarbingerofBliss3 years ago

Bro i literally have the Ability to learn any Language already.

AcidArcher1237 years ago

First language Baby talk so im good

Cinnamonbunny1125 years ago

But the thing is I'm English so I could just learn Guyanese which is just broken english

Tequila6 years ago

Speak British English instead of Australian English

Theamazingloser8 years ago

Goodbye english hello japnese

Luke_Groundrunner7 years ago

No Cherokee, no probs.

The farting turtle8 years ago

Well what's the point of learning it if you can't speak it

235x02 months ago

my first language is Human Neural Basic I/O Communication SYSTEM.

TheFloofyProtogen4 years ago

Does this include dovahzul?

DestroyedEDGE6 years ago

Japanese FTW. Fuck English! I wish this button was real.

geuces7 years ago

You already have the ability to learn any language

Gamer6788 years ago

Ha I my native language is Croatian I can just learn Bosnian or Serbian wich are pretty much the same as Croatian.

Gamer6788 years ago

Ha my native*

herpadeder7 years ago

I can still write it though

Killtesblocs8 years ago

You just have to learn the languages to all dear persons for you

RetroGameDays5 years ago

Brazilian Portuguese or Portugal Portuguese :P

RandomAnimator6 years ago

I speak ingoebdjabdoabxpabxoqbwox I don't care forgetting it

Wesleytjuh338 years ago

I want case netherlands is already the harvest language in the world

Zylokeion7 years ago

Time to learn Japanese

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