Will You Press The Button?

therealobama2 years ago

You"d know a lot of useless stuff.

235x011 days ago

Like how to type proper 21st century English grammar.

Scoutery2 years ago

Ignorance is a blitz xd

Sarahjo7 years ago

I could Write down all of my most important pieces of information for people in the future to use and benefit mankind in amazing ways. I"d say it"s worth it.

ButtonPresser956 years ago

Why not? I already spend all my time as a couch potato or staring at a screen all day.

Swiftgod7 years ago

What"s the downside?

Bryce Skipper11 years ago

That professor from avatar the last airbender that died in the library voluntarily

Sodalite6 years ago

You are a Great Person for that my friend

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MANLYBONES7 years ago

KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO TRAVEL BETWEEN DIMENSIONS boom now i"m hanging out with non-humans.

Reshiram7777 years ago

As long as I get a caring, dragon or alien family, I would be happy!!!

Theodor MidtbÃ¸ Alstad11 years ago

If I knew everythin, then I would also know the way to bypass these restrictions, and have contact with another human again :3

Aquadiamond7 years ago

Theodor it"s anything imaginable

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Allison Kay11 years ago

This one was super hard.

DevDel-Kun3 years ago

damn, i know everything and nothing changes

Carmen Smith11 years ago

And the downside is...? I'm fine by myself.

pixelBagel8 years ago

Can I have other contact tho?

sue71038 years ago

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pinkpunk59 years ago

time to go crazy

Marvelbound5 years ago

What do I need to contact humans for I have I can have eternal life I can now make food out of nothing and find a way to get cable

Theultimatenoob5749 years ago

just build a spaceship and hang out with aliens

IoritzGomezMartin6 years ago

I summon by contact it refers to touch so I'll talk and hang out with people without touching them and I'm rick

DaNippleMaster8 years ago

Why have knowledge of everything imaginable when you have google?

Ultralord14007 years ago

Google can't tell you everything you need to know about time travel, teleportation, the truth about God, etc. You will have definitive knowledge of everything, Google is just a machine that compiles information that other people have made. It would take...[Show full comment]

Procrastination566r7 years ago

Build a cyborg if your that smart. Then it won't be full human contact

Merilille8 years ago

I love being a misanthrope.

Breanna-Leigh Miclette11 years ago

I already do this... except the knowledge part...

Ninjacowz12348 years ago

You know what i like better than friends knowledge

KillPHP4 years ago

double profit

Isabel DePaul11 years ago

You'd be a Druid. If anyone gets that reference I will be very impressed.

nightlightdragon8 years ago

but i don't wanna be a virgin forever ;-;

Lemon_chief9 years ago

This is a paradox. If I have the knowledge of everything imaginable I would know how to have contact with other human beings.

Clone97876 years ago

Just wear a full body suit

abysssans8 years ago

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Gloox7 years ago

Step one; genetically manipulate monkeys into something similar to humans, step 2: easy life

Chinese potato8 years ago

Have the knowledge of how to become immortal and wait until humans evolve into something not human

Jobama692 months ago

I’m an introvert anyways

luna10 years ago

NO FREAKIN DOWN SIDE

Dreamwarrior148 years ago

Who cares. Seems like every guy I meet wants to get me into bed anyways. So why should I care?

Arielle3 years ago

What"s the outside?

sk8erboy1157 years ago

so what i will make new friends that are much cooler than humans

SnowDino5 years ago

I was gonna ask for the downside but I do have some pretty awesome friends

tomboy54548 years ago

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FXT9 years ago

You know what's better than human contact? Knowledge.

Cerr63638 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy : NO Girl : Do you want to be with me forever? Boy : NO. Girl : Would you cry if I walked away? Boy : NO. She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm. Boy : Your not pret...[Show full comment]

Cryforwolf9 years ago

I would get insane i guess

JamesStevenFoster6 years ago

I love fanny too much

c00lboy64last year

i can just make a human because i know how to do that

Spainlast year

But they can't talk to you because it said “you cannot be in CONTACT with another human being again”

Lydia Robida11 years ago

I do this and I have tonnes of friends. and by that I mean four

ILTRUCE8 years ago

Isn't a sacrifice for me.

Eric_Hartman8 years ago

Win-Win

luxurious shotgun8 years ago

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Methods4 years ago

So you"d basically doomed to insanity

Charlie Banks11 years ago

good thing we invented skype and FaceTime .-.

Leafheart9 years ago

If I have all that knowledge and no one to share it with I'd be useless!

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