You can fly
but
You lose control of your poop and it just slides out randomly
I will not


SanjayGames8 years ago
#MUDDYHEIGHTS!

ThePaulDude6 years ago
How literal of you, LOL!
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PumpkinSpice7 years ago
IT"S A BIRD, IT"S A PLANE,....no it"s a piece of shit.

boosterjuicefan19 days ago
LOL

Radziecki8 years ago
I will become Flying Toilet then...

BlueMoose8 years ago
why does it always have to be about poop

Mrusername2 years ago
@ThePaulDude that joke was crap
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tem127 years ago
I WILL CUT MY ANUS

boosterjuicefan19 days ago
LOL! So Funny tem12!!!
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jpmmp8 years ago
what if i poop while flying that would be helirious

epic971015 years ago
ITS A BIRD IT"S A PLANE . no it"s just Timmy being a piece of shit

JM89745237 years ago
"We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think God himself has crapped on you"~ officer tenpenny, 2004

Hanna Åšwida11 years ago
You mean be a bird?

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago
Yeah but that would be gross...
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TheMrNathwoz8 years ago
ya ultimate poop shower

AFourTunePotato4 years ago
DIPER MAN COMES TO THE RESCUE!

mebruh8 years ago
God NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NukeIt9er8 years ago
Now I have an excuse.

ayeshab888888 years ago
Fly around with a toilet to my ass then

DemonZ-Be-EviL8 years ago
i can shit on people from the sky hahahahaha

SuperTonyZero7 years ago
You mean Doodieman?

Nutjob7 years ago
YAY!!! Now I can poop on all the people I hate😈

BrendanCross7 years ago
You can't control it, you might accidentally poop on your favorite person in the world (other than yourself if your that selfish)

Polgin8 years ago
wear a butt plug when you fly. and now no downside

Lue10ant Diamond8 years ago
It will fall... Your butt sorcery will not work on the button gods... The shit...will...fall...

Poodlelover8 years ago
This is a win-win for my friend.

xXToxicJayXx8 years ago
So you're a bird?

Valentinas Grušas11 years ago
Look out below!

Johndabananalast year
*Having sex in air* *casually shits all over the bed*
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Caleb Hansen11 years ago
Wear a diper

Kaldrog8 years ago
Exactly
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Oliver Christensen11 years ago
Mankind is able to fly allready! It didn't specify that you didn't need any airplane. Don't take the chance!

Adam Pensel11 years ago
Bombs away.

Mommasgirl11007 years ago
That"s what they got adult diapers for :)

Lucadabuttonpresser8 years ago
Th power of bird!!!!!

mollylgregory8 years ago
So I become a pigeon?

Wombatlord22 months ago
As long as you always have diapers on hand there is no downside

magu8 years ago
holy "shit" ill probably be wearing pants so no

Vinkris8 years ago
I can wear diapers instead

Dubstepgamer56787 years ago
AM A MOTHERFUCKING BIRD

Dark Lord8 years ago
bombs away!

Nataliethemagnificent6 years ago
soooo im a bird now

Birb Nova8 years ago
BECOME THE BIRD

EnchantingWhalegirl7 years ago
I totally agree with Hanna Aswilda, so............. being a bird. But.......... can you imagine accidentally pooping on you teacher. I mean like, she"s walking on the sidewalk right under you on a Saturday and you accidentally poop on her?!? lol, #poopyteacher

Destiel1239 years ago
Shit on my enemies

kik meh8 years ago
What's the downside?

sdnano7 years ago
Wear a cape with a bag

Jose Luis Merino Schettino11 years ago
they shall never know what hit them

Waffuru7 years ago
Just wear a diaper.

Benjams8 years ago
It all ready fucking does that SHIT.

AlexTheDork2 years ago
i dont wanna be a pigeon 😟

rullerdude8 years ago
just put extra protective underwear on

EasyChoice2121218 years ago
Now im a bird!

BowtiesAreKewl8 years ago
I can poop on criminals, so they will fear me

Undo8Bits9 years ago
I guess everyone else is too embarrassed to comment

Greyson4Ever8 years ago
I can already fly, no need to press the button. :)

pressmedont1238 years ago
you can?! (sarcs)

iamthehamiltonhoe6 years ago
wait can i shit on my enemies?

RainaLovesStampy8 years ago
I laughed so hard when I read the wuetsion, still laughing

TopherWaln6 years ago
Downside?
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