You will be hired at your dream job tomorrow and be paid generously.
but
You decide not to press the button.
I will not


OML_trash7 years ago
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WUT TO DO *SMASHES BUTTON*

VivodeL4 years ago
Aaaaaand you failed. #ASDFFOREVER
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TearinFall8 years ago
This hurts my head...

TJWTHEDUDE2 years ago
Same. I don’t understand it.
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TheDoom1197 years ago
Why not "push" instead of "press"?

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here6 years ago
Simple way around this, if you "accidently" drop a rock on the button, it was not technically pressed but nearly smashed

basic8 years ago
This made me question my existence..

NumberNumber47 years ago
You need to watch more Rick and Morty if this measly paradox made yoy question your existance.
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Aabiigaiill6 years ago
It doesn’t say what button Because technical the No is a button too

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
I don’t give a a shit because we can’t time travel

Zora link8 years ago
Tell your friend to press the button

buffalowing7 years ago
Don't care . Shiny button.

AresTheGodOfWar8 years ago
he didn't say which button could be staple's easy button

NumberNumber47 years ago
That was easy.

Flashbp7 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

SuperButtonPresser1107 years ago
Shut up

LazyDK877 years ago
I will punch the button then...

Babo Dragon6 years ago
Break the Stanley Parable

Michael Archer11 years ago
paradox!

RickSanjezC-1377 years ago
STOP COMMENTING IN 1969
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MuuToo8 years ago
Hhhmm. Quite the dilemma indeed.

jkmc12057 years ago
Wat?

Orkazzz6 years ago
WHY DO I NOT DECIDE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!! I NEED TO

Mike90906 years ago
The creator probably didn't know that the upside and downside go in effect after the button got pressed if it were to work. So I don't have to press again.

Christiana Archer11 years ago
Well, then... *PRESS*

Zion Burns 8 years ago
I decided not to press the button, why do I have to work when I can just sit and get paid from pressing the button that made me a bald billionaire?

TheLegendaryHorseMan10 years ago
You cheeky dick waffle

iiMysstiiic4 years ago
Then I'll push the button wearing gloves

Flashbp7 years ago
What"s the point

snuffy8 years ago
Wtf is this shit supposed to mean?

Lordepicman258 years ago
I chose not to press the button. XD

Rinzler8 years ago
That makes no sense

Pabide6 years ago
What do I have to lose?

ElessarTelcontar7 years ago
Ummm... what?

M2P6V8 years ago
Very good!

S@m!8 years ago
Dafuq?

rcb53429 years ago
you can't press the button... BS

AustinGeray7 years ago
Had to stop and think for a second

dilloniscool8 years ago
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Tom Figgett11 years ago
Too late to not press the button!

MissBloodwyn6 years ago
BITCH I WILL PRESS IT OUT OF SPITE

abysssans8 years ago
I'M STRONGER THAN THE FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SuperNESBrony9 years ago
PIME TARADOX

SammyTheSeraphim2 years ago
This breaks my brain

Flashbp7 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

Mike Lively Jr.11 years ago
Universe asplode!

LiterallySmart6 years ago
heres how u can win:Press the button then press the previous tab button then press the oposite tab button

DerpyKitten7 years ago
Lol I don't have a dream job.

Minerorwoozer8 years ago
I just created a paradox!!!

Flashbp7 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

ariana1238 years ago
but i already did

Jacob5446 years ago
Hello

MidnightNinja10067 years ago
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Jansen-Ception8 years ago
Well Shat

Wut8 years ago
But i decided to press the button

Oswin_L9 years ago
Oh you genius, I love this paradox

amarudelboom3 years ago
snake what have you done you have created a time paradox
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