You are a master thief and can steal anything you want without getting caught
but
you will have horrible nightmares of everyone you steal from
I will not


megamanrules1238 years ago
i Shall steal schoolgirls virginities.

yassy11 months ago
OH!LOOK!A MAN!
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IamHot8 years ago
I would steal people's pencils at school because that is literally all i desire in life

ThatsInsane7 years ago
Lol, same
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Travis_8018 years ago
I will just steal my nightmares then -_-

Dannybioniclast year
Nightmare inception I like it
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Cruel_Bacon2 years ago
i have horrible nightmares no matter what

McNuggets Suck8 years ago
Real master thieves don't sleep

Theherobrinerobot8 years ago
Hahaha :)

Exotic-Butters7 years ago
I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.

GangsternauwL7 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

dankmemes1017 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-

AshesFallinglast year
Off topic, but heyyy another WOF fan :D
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EmilStvring6 years ago
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!

Lootaboksi6 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?

WoodStuff6 years ago
CAN, not must

Tufty7 years ago
What would I even steal?

Dannybioniclast year
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
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JordanHernandez7 years ago
I already have horrible nightmares

SpiderNan6 years ago
Steal people’s hearts

LittleG6 years ago
YEAH! Bring on the night!

KaiTheCat8 years ago
*Steals Antisleep pills* *Becomes Robin Hood and steal from torch and give to poor*

thelichking8 years ago
Why steal from a torch all they have is fire

JamesFilms6 years ago
There is no downside, you just have the option too do this. You don't have to use it ever if you chose not to...

oakraiders287 years ago
I already am a master thief

Loophole-alert7 years ago
When you wake up, the nightmare would be gone. Humans forget more than 90% of their dreams.

GalaxyTheAlien7 years ago
i wont be sleeping anytime soon hahahaa

lolkittty8 years ago
Can I steal hearts?

CarBitGTSaxen8 years ago
Meh... its just a nightmare.... it aint real

JoshuaRyanG8 years ago
Yea, Then u forget about nightmares when u have stuff

Pinkapop7 years ago
Seriously my nightmare was my dad ._.

The Nerdy Nerd7 years ago
I can steal Trump's wallet!!! O:

IrinNinjaFish8 years ago
Wait, I can steal someones heart

IrinNinjaFish8 years ago
OK

gbubs16 years ago
Wait... don't they need that?

TitaniaTheRam8 years ago
I'm gonna click it... but only because persona 5

Kamilla Erwin11 years ago
Does this mean you can literally steal people's clothes off them like in Skyrim

yeshasaccepted3 years ago
Give them back bro
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Chase Wolfey Gray11 years ago
Nightmares are just fun dreams.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
No dur.
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Bryan Rowland11 years ago
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)

SнaιAnn Love8 years ago
I woυld never Ñ•leep!

Shadow482754892375089472389457290847509283745092873480927540983 years ago
im not scared!

Raymond Tuala11 years ago
Fuck it, I already have horrible nightmares

barockthecat3217 years ago
I don't have dreams..........

Ultramega2k6 years ago
That can lead you sickness or even suicide

fuzile8 years ago
I won't sleep bc I stole an ancient artifact from someone that keeps me awake all the time

Weslyxy1018 years ago
Nope.

HolyNipples8 years ago
Nightmares almost never frighten me, but when they do its a very rare occasion and it only just startles me at most.

SkyGamer9116 years ago
Haha kid steals gta5 on gamestop if I'm that kid will it get nightmare about gamestop. But steal from game shops and electronic shops not any other shops

EliteSirenHead4 months ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oblivionProphet9 years ago
I DONT GET DREAMS FUCKERS!!!

TarikD_sa8 years ago
I'm muslim,didnt think of that did ya?

Floydy06Minecraft7 years ago
I WILL PROTECT DA LAW

Syber8 years ago
Doesn't say how long I get the nightmares. Could be a few then done

Clptrap3 years ago
I’d steal from the rudest person in the world pay charitys with it

Hunter Hollingsworth11 years ago
Soo I'm going to have nightmares in my new car?

Harvey Evangelista11 years ago
I CAN HANDLE NIGHTMARES

oka rotu fan8 years ago
I want master CHIEF tho

streamsta6 years ago
TOO BAD I DON'T FUCKING DREAM/ GET NIGHTMARES

Wheresmymuffin8 years ago
I DONT REMEMBER MY DREAMS HAHA MOTHER FUCKER
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