I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.
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GangsternauwL7 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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dankmemes1017 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!
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Lootaboksi6 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?
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WoodStuff6 years ago
CAN, not must
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Tufty7 years ago
What would I even steal?
Dannybioniclast year
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)
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Shadowdoesgaming9 years ago
Gamers have better control of their dreams and since i am a gamer and i am a theif so i can get cool gaming stuff with no bedtime so BOOM!
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TheGamingT.rex8 years ago
they're only nightmares
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ThanatosDelta7 years ago
I wouldn't steal from specific people.
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Lobomalo128 years ago
Seriously I already get nightmares
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ChristiFlippy4 years ago
Steal from people you hate.
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Sergiy Tikhomirov11 years ago
Nah - I'd better go and play "Thief" for a while, thank-you-very-much.
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360 no scope 8 years ago
Nightmare are short and I don't have nightmares
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nightrider108 years ago
Steal from kids what's scary about them
gbubs16 years ago
Their parents... the police
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LOL MAN8 years ago
ILL STEEL MY CRUSHES HEART AND HAAVE NIGHTMARES OF THEM!!! (if u know what im talking about (heh?-heh?))
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SнaιAnn Love8 years ago
I woυld never Ñ•leep!
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Shadow482754892375089472389457290847509283745092873480927540983 years ago
im not scared!
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Raymond Tuala11 years ago
Fuck it, I already have horrible nightmares
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barockthecat3217 years ago
I don't have dreams..........
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Ultramega2k6 years ago
That can lead you sickness or even suicide
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fuzile8 years ago
I won't sleep bc I stole an ancient artifact from someone that keeps me awake all the time
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Weslyxy1018 years ago
Nope.
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HolyNipples8 years ago
Nightmares almost never frighten me, but when they do its a very rare occasion and it only just startles me at most.
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SkyGamer9116 years ago
Haha kid steals gta5 on gamestop if I'm that kid will it get nightmare about gamestop. But steal from game shops and electronic shops not any other shops
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