Will You Press The Button?

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25026 (30%) 58780 (70%)

25026 (30%) people have pressed this button, while 58780 (70%) did not.

you marry the best person in the whole world for you

but

you get cancer 5 years after with no cure/remission possibility

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SetoNara6 years ago

Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne3 years ago

true

Karthadon6 years ago

That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

Panifex7 years ago

If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking27 years ago

Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl77 years ago

Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag7 years ago

Don't worry, doctor Umpaloopa, the seeker, will help you, just call 916974869...

Flameice2 7 years ago

Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon6 years ago

You mean kaneki"s?

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Tarcotic7 years ago

I like cats better

Google Chrome8 years ago

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Yeetmastr4last year

Die google spam bot >:(

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RPJimmy8 years ago

y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf7 years ago

Kys

CFGim8 years ago

i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks11 years ago

smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNealast year

so true brother

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SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

Yup, the internet is a major cancer sometimes

serrato127 years ago

Live my short life to the fullest

HB41158 years ago

no, why would i want to marry her and leave her alone after i die

Shrek347Rap38 years ago

I don want to marry ir have Kids in my life so fuck this shit, im out

Donderpants8 years ago

The best person in the world for me would also be able to cure cancer! Or at least stop it from doing any real damage.

Jamie Lee11 years ago

Depends on the five years.

Dickus_Pickus7 years ago

yeah, and break their heart

Normal Dude8 years ago

I have healing factor...not cured i regen my sels (ban english..)

enderak7 years ago

Fuck you! Stop make me cancer again and again

KittenLover_75 months ago

You only get cancer after you get married.

lilpaladin218 years ago

But cancer kills you so you still have 5 years to hang out with that person making it better

Lover13776 years ago

Cancel is not curable it holds so much cuz my mom has it

boner8 years ago

So I get married then die nooooooooo

marebear9 years ago

Just date them and don't get married. Problem solved.

gapple8 years ago

I don't press button

ColeIsdaboss7 years ago

It would be a good last 5 years.

igorgamesBR073 years ago

best 5 years in my life, gonna live happy til my dead

DickerKoch7 years ago

no upside at all

KawiiGirlHarley8 years ago

People say i have anger issues n relationships or i just have a quick reaction to BS

eyeless jack8 years ago

why would you press the button!!!!

Normal Dude8 years ago

i have healing factor.... not cured i regen my celes ( bad english )

Steven Boyer11 years ago

i'm down lol already know

FemScout_TF27 years ago

it doesnt say i'll die

SE6173 months ago

What if I survive without cure, nowhere said I’ll die

DankiusMemeius7 years ago

Succ

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

deadpool?

Helios44416 years ago

The best person for me is someone who dosent want to get married

marebear9 years ago

Just date them and don't get married. Problem solved.

Specter8 years ago

Better to die in love than to die alone or with someone who isn't for you.

LogeTheFlyingSpaceDoge7 years ago

Downside?

MrMilfHunter8 years ago

doesnt mean that you die from cancer

PersonOfNoInterest8 years ago

marry at the age 95

Boombaclart2 years ago

If you live long enough you’ll get the good out of it but hopefully not get married

AdamHairizhNyx6 years ago

we live in 21st century yo~ just put my brain in some machine and wala! i live 4ever~!

Joeyclog27 years ago

It never said i die from cancer. LOOPHOLE...

Fab - Lion.8 years ago

I would, because they will feel sorry for you and they will just become better, because they feel sorry for you!

bobman8 years ago

cancer doesnt always kill u

IAmTham10 years ago

Get with yor love at 20, marry them at 85, die of natural causes at 88. WIN!

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