You will have the ability to grant yourself 3 wishes
but
They only last for one hour and they are gone forever
I will not


Ruby_Slippers8 years ago
Don't wish for what you want, but the tool you can use to gain what you want. Want to have some badass superpowers? Wish for a superpower-generator machine-thingy and use it to get superpowers. After an hour the machine is gone, but you still have superpowers.

lol3313 years ago
wish for a machine that makes machines that makes machines that gives you wishes
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LeonShadowblade8 years ago
Hmm..3 possibilitys to fuck a fictional/out of reach person for an hour Win

TheThirdBrother2 years ago
My exact thought process

C6 years ago
Wish that you could granta thousand wishes without downsides and those wishes were permanent

C6 years ago
*grant a

GeorgeFritz5 years ago
Wish your wishes to take longer.... like until you die....

Jacob Fine11 years ago
Obviously I would wish that an hour meant a lifetime.

Thenewbiecom3 years ago
This could turn your lifetime into an hour long
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GrimRobinson6 years ago
I would wish for money and spend it all within the hour so poo poo on the store because they just lost lots of money and stuff. And I would with for the power to shapeshift and for that wish to last forever, boom all three wishes right there I win

ThatsInsane7 years ago
1. I'm hungry, I want some fries. 2. All wishes last forever. 3.Unlimited wishes. There, ow i"m all set.

ChaseRisdon6 years ago
hell yes

Fiddlet8 years ago
Better than having no wishes

The_pro_attacker6 years ago
So many loopholes and paradoxes for this one...

Thomas Devery11 years ago
1. Wishes last as long as I want. 2. Unlimited wishes

lol3313 years ago
to mkauf84: uhh... no
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Starslinger6 years ago
1. wish that wishes last forever 2. ask for infinante wishes. 3. PROFIT!!!!

nukechicken6 years ago
Yes

M4thDJ6 years ago
So the wishes themselves last for 1 hour, correct? Doesn't sound to bad, give me 2 minutes and I"ve used up all the wishes before they disappear!

1Person7 years ago
1st Wish- wishes last until the end of humanity 2nd Wish- Unlimited wishes 3rd Wish-money, games,food, a mansion, bitches, a parrot, and more food

SimpleWeeaboo7 years ago
Control over the space-time continuum. I win.

Midean7 years ago
1. Become the 2nd richest person in the world or poorer - Wears off to make me the richest person in the world forever. 2. That I'd be unable and unwilling to invent valuable and impossible technology quickly or cheaply - Wears off to make me bring the...[Show full comment]

LunarWish8 years ago
1. 1 hour means the rest of my lifetime 2. become inmortal 3. infinite wishes 4. (i'll just post 10) my relatives and Friends are inmortal too 5. have wings and fly with them 6. know everything 7. have telekinesis (why not?) 8.undertale is real 9. ...[Show full comment]

masterdragon4 years ago
with 1 you make your lifetime 1 hour you sure

Róbert Bukovinský11 years ago
- My first wish is.... To wish 1000 more wishes! - You can't wish more wishes! - OK. I wish that I can wish for 1000 more wishes!

Magicoal7 years ago
LOL
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Emily Falder11 years ago
The question is do the wishes last an hour (ie you have one hour to decide), or the effects? If the former, I've had the wishes planned out since I was 7 in case it ever became possible. If the latter, I'll jump on the bandwagon and wish for the one hour l...[Show full comment]

Bethany Charron11 years ago
what if i wished for 3 pastrami sandwiches and they lasted less then an hour?

Matthew Doraby11 years ago
This is one of those button where you have to use your powers intelligently. Say... you are in some sort of imminent danger, you can wish for immortality, or something similar, and so long as the danger passes within an hour you will be okay.

masterdragon4 years ago
no immortality means you wont die immortality is a curse you will slowly rot away until you are only pain
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Ian R. Holland11 years ago
yknow how much stuff i can buy within an hour.... yeah im good

Conner Wolf11 years ago
Wish for the perfect pizza, a few trillion dollars I can spend on a ton of shit in that hour, and to watch my brother get his ass kicked, it won't even take an hour, and I can enjoy it with my pizza from the view of my multi-billion dollar mansion.

vZoki7 years ago
id fuck my crush 3 times

Donderpants8 years ago
Wish for unlimited wishes without a time limit. Use one of those wishes to wish for truly unlimited wishes that were permanent, even after the parent wish was to vanish. And I can get a tonne of games for my Wii U!

Elbo8 years ago
I would wish to get unlimited money... Money makes everything happening

DragonfuryMH6 years ago
Wish for your wishes to last forever

Wens8 years ago
Wish one: My Wishes lasted for as long as I wanted Wish two: Unlimited wishes Wish three: FUCKING IDK I HAVE AS MANY AS I WANT SCRUBS!

veyronkye1 8 years ago
You can't they will say no wishes for more wishes so think agency if you don't belive me wachmen slain you stupor

DatGuy9 years ago
Wish1:Infinite Wishes Wish2:Wishes last Forvever Wish3:FREE WISHES FOR EVERY ONE #ThatGuyWhoScreamsEverythingInCaps IF YOUVE SEEN THAT BEFORE YOU KNOW ME NO DOWNSIDE #TheJediOne

Kat1433 years ago
an hour to use a genie, and you can plan it out before you use the wish, then 2 more genie wishes. or just infinite time/wish combo.

Animeloverlol 8 years ago
Wish for unlimited wishes

Supersoldier126 years ago
Never said I couldn't wish for the same wish or unlimited wishes

smoke to muh weed8 years ago
Wish #1:Extend that 1 hour to forever. Wish #2:Give me (insert amount of numbers here) more wishes. Wish #3:Half Life 3 would come out and will be perfect!

ZelenEagle7 years ago
Step 1 wish for Unlimited money Step 2 but as much online Stuff as possible Step 3 be rich since you dont have the money you wished for anymore, but you do have all the Stuff you bought

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
permenant wishes

spurius1877 years ago
First wish - my wishes last forever Second wish - I get this button a billion more times, they all work and they all get pressed instantly Third wish - I have infinite wishes BITCH!

bennettb8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

ipressthebutton28 years ago
I would wish that the wishes lasted longer.

chestnut10 years ago
1. 1000 dollars 2. 1000dollars 3.1000dollars. And then I go shopping

AgentA4 years ago
Better than nothing

DragonSeeker7 years ago
So I ask for something that I don't like and then boom never gotta deal with it again!

BubbleTea8 years ago
I'll just wish for unlimited infinite wishes.

SPACEJUMPER 90008 years ago
I'd wish that that policy wasn't real. and i'd wish for infinity wishes.

Robert Coon11 years ago
Couldn't you wish for wishes that don't have that time restriction?

LiamJohnson6 years ago
I wish I have a book that what every I write in it becomes reality and write in the book it can never disapper

Knight8 years ago
wish i wish i had 30 more wishes

TheRealSatan2 years ago
Better than not having wishes at all

Castille8 years ago
Wish for a limitless wish generator.

belle296 years ago
by having the upside be a free ability, and the downside is just a limitation on the ability, it"s not a win-lose situation. you just gain a free, but little less cooler ability. i wish people would realize this

So sufistic8ed8 years ago
I would wish for infinet durability and more wishes

ArchoTheNacho7 years ago
1. Infinite wishes 2. That is a bee"s perception of 1 hour (bees live for 45 minutes) 3. To stay alive unless i commit suicide
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