Will You Press The Button?

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

at first i was like FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOME *looks at downside* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE (i can handle violence until it goes to the eyes)

Gravityfallsfan10 months ago

MY EYES ARE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN NOTHING TOUCHES THEM

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Weerwet8 years ago

So that also means I get back my foreskin? Worth it. I'd buy a bunch of dolls, and since they belong to me, so do their eyes. So if I gouge out the eyes of a doll I own, I'm technically gouging out my own eyes.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer10 months ago

Good idea! :D

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E-coli7 years ago

Who the fuck wants to live forever I want to die right now

Archer_shoob2 years ago

Can find internal happiness longer

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Archer_shoob2 years ago

I would throw up all over of i saw someone dping that

AleX)288 years ago

I read "orgasms" instead of "organs" first :D

CheeseburgerFreedomMan6 years ago

If you get old just regrow it

CastorDarkHeart7 years ago

Anesthetics are a thing you know. Numb your eyes and the surrounding tissues: et voila, no pain eye gouging.

Atomicman9607 years ago

That"s FUCKING METAL

dinojl7 years ago

Upside?

Mike89107 years ago

why would anyone want immortality without an opt out clause?

ahermitt 8 years ago

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Archer_shoob2 years ago

#true

18ferran8 years ago

You'll get used yo it

shadowdrift458 years ago

pain killers

Ynan8 years ago

like in that song "Who wants to live forever?" everyone else would die and you would go through emotional and physical agony every day and what happens when the world ends you float around in space having your head blown off every day... yeah screw that

Bryan Hall11 years ago

smoke a bowl, poke the eyes. they grow back.. im ok with this.

Ahmad Iksi11 years ago

And if I had two other eyes without any nerve ?

Fedxftw7 years ago

Sell your kidneys for around 364,000 dollars each

Elky Chocolate8 years ago

Who would want to live forever?

Drakor4 months ago

ehh it regrows and over time i'll get used to the pain, it'll be hell someone to open a trash bag full of eyeballs tho lol

JuuzouFanb0y3 years ago

wtf man

west49cool510 years ago

Seems like a literal hell on earth.

sentientbutton7 years ago

oh hell no!

Theamazo6 years ago

So basically being blind but living 4ever?

madmantan8778 years ago

Sounds like a normal thursday night to me

chantheboss8 years ago

Nasty

Bill B.8 years ago

You would regenerate your eyes

Master Buttoner8 years ago

Gross... But if it doesn't hurt... Idc

Pingurules7 years ago

U P S I D E ? ? ?

Hyltran2 years ago

Want happens if I don’t gouge out my one eyes with a rusty fork every day? If I just skip it once?

Lawlzer9 years ago

Are my eyes an organ? I don't trust it.

TheMagician1317 years ago

What I want to know is WHO WOULD PRESS YES ON THIS

yomonkeys1238 years ago

Umm... Immortality means watching you're friends and family die off while you just kinda age but don't die... of course, you won't have any eyes to cry with.

Crazy Banana Man7 years ago

Oh hell yeah i totally want to live through all my friends and family dying.

Randombitch 8 years ago

So I become dead pool fuck yeah

augustushouldlive6 years ago

I like rusty spoons

Archer_shoob2 years ago

Noice

lols banta8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Aguydude7 years ago

Your eyes can just grow back.

LogicWizard3148 years ago

What happens if I don't?

CaptainMorgan867 years ago

Take morphine, remove eyes, eyes grow back. Repeats

Archer_shoob2 years ago

Why cantci just not>:)

Jax9878 years ago

same like living in hell? no.

Winterlance8 years ago

A normal day for me...

GOGETA258 years ago

Immortality doesn't mean u don't feel pain

imavirginnn3 years ago

unfortunately the upside has passed away

Archer_shoob2 years ago

Nice pizza

Mr E10 years ago

Morpheme

MacrocosmSans7 years ago

Frankly, If it renews there"s no need to be scared about it. you"d eventually get used to the pain and you"d STILL get them back

Xcoolbreesx 8 years ago

I'll just use a lot of numbing stuff

GeezDudeACottage6 years ago

but i like rusty spoons they"re orgasmic

FishyFunTime7 years ago

wow

Whit3Pixel8 years ago

The question is how fast do you regenerate?

caboosejuice348 years ago

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