at first i was like FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOME *looks at downside* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE (i can handle violence until it goes to the eyes)
Gravityfallsfan9 months ago
MY EYES ARE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN NOTHING TOUCHES THEM
So that also means I get back my foreskin? Worth it. I'd buy a bunch of dolls, and since they belong to me, so do their eyes. So if I gouge out the eyes of a doll I own, I'm technically gouging out my own eyes.
Anesthetics are a thing you know. Numb your eyes and the surrounding tissues: et voila, no pain eye gouging.
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Atomicman9607 years ago
That"s FUCKING METAL
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dinojl7 years ago
Upside?
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Mike89107 years ago
why would anyone want immortality without an opt out clause?
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ahermitt 8 years ago
ĞřøÅŸÅŸ
Archer_shoob2 years ago
#true
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18ferran8 years ago
You'll get used yo it
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shadowdrift458 years ago
pain killers
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Ynan8 years ago
like in that song "Who wants to live forever?" everyone else would die and you would go through emotional and physical agony every day and what happens when the world ends you float around in space having your head blown off every day... yeah screw that
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Bryan Hall11 years ago
smoke a bowl, poke the eyes. they grow back.. im ok with this.
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Ahmad Iksi11 years ago
And if I had two other eyes without any nerve ?
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FishyFunTime7 years ago
wow
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Whit3Pixel8 years ago
The question is how fast do you regenerate?
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caboosejuice348 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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Lazerpin8 years ago
Your eyes are considered organs so they will just come back
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Jaecrk2 years ago
Se eu desligar meu sistema de dor, ela se regenerará também ou não? se sim, eu não aperto, se não...eu espero que possa tirar meu sistema de dor com morfina ou algo do tipo.
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Andrastos9 years ago
you get used to the pain, after some time. But besides that, i'm very glad i'm not immortal and i never want to be!
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IWantCake5 years ago
Can I have some cake?
Archer_shoob2 years ago
I dont see why not
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Nicholas Kerpan11 years ago
seems like a rather minor inconvenience (depending on how long it takes to regrow them)
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Goat Demon7 years ago
No pain will be felt.. Sooooo...
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chatnoir8 years ago
so i basically become deadpool, cool
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Dragonslayer378 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Elvenoob8 years ago
Immortality is a pain anyway,,,
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Aschtad14097 years ago
Not my eyes
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cheesegal8 years ago
what kind of life would that be having to do that everyday for eternity, I'd rather go to heaven.
Archer_shoob2 years ago
I dont belive in god
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cgn3979 years ago
I feel like after a while it would become somewhat of a fetishistic ritual.
terrarian8 years ago
tip:don't be a masochist
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PioWerderSky ITA8 years ago
Ma che schifo
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Obvious6 years ago
Simplementation get strong drugs,take them,do your daily torture
So the downside is that you"re in hell & the upside is that...... what"s the upside?
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CCthecat8 years ago
So since my organs can regenerate, and my eyes are organs, they'll grow back right? Why not do it at night so no onez freaked out
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
nopenopenopenopenope train!
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi6 months ago
NOPE.
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Leafheart9 years ago
OW plus that's GROSS
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Luckyducky727 years ago
Dr. Seuss (donât delete)
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! It"s not scary either
Do this 1time and within an hour
Your wish come true!!!
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My cousins best friend did this and wished for a promotion and she got the call this morning and she got ...[Show full comment]
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