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You become a Jedi and live in the Star Wars universe
but
You live during the prequels and are a bodyguard for Jar Jar Binks
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Victor_Z_Awesome8 years ago
Downside? The prequels are better, Jar Jar is awesome, and i'm a Jedi.

BrendanCross7 years ago
And besides, here"s jar jar"s character arc: Episode I: low-intellegence thing for the kids Episode II: Jar Jar"s a f*cking SENATOR! Episode III: Jar Jar Binks is diRECTly RESPONSIBLE, for the legislation allowing Palpatine to commit INTERGALACTIC JEDICIDE!
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visualtrav8 years ago
One thing. Who the $&*#(@ wants to kill Jar Jar. he has no life. That way, you are a jedi that wont die. Mind trick him, go anywhere you want, bOOM! I BROKE IT!

Stebbins7 years ago
I shall teach Jar Jar the ways and confirm DARTH JAR JAR!

hampuzorgaming8 years ago
what if i turned to the dark side and killed jar jar?

dinojl6 years ago
What if I mind tricked him while in front of a cliff to walk forward? It would be untraceable!
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SamuelFink7 years ago
It never said you can't quit

Highschool1237 years ago
that doesnt mean i cant quit the job

Pls no8 years ago
Mind trick Jar Jar into going where you want to so you have to follow him, so you can participate in all the notable events by just having him nearby.

BenMiller6 years ago
I kinda like jar jar binks Hate my If you want

Melissa Major11 years ago
No one ever said I had to be GOOD at my job...

CyberX1146 years ago
yey
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Schmidot20046 years ago
I would drop him off on a planet controlled by the enemy on a mission to kill high ranked targets steal plans for secret weapons from the headquarters of the planet so when he dies I would go I’m my self finish the mission and continue living my life

Jorja2466 years ago
No one said I had to protect him so.... I could ACCIDENTALLY kill him on the first day

Pokeminer6 years ago
Oops, I accidentally stabbed him with my Lightsaber

BlackRose666 years ago
But... I’m a Sith already- I have the reflexes too- and I swore to myself if I had the chance, I would erase jar jar forever

AlexanderBrown6 years ago
WHO CARES! I LOVE STER WURS TO MUCH!!!!!!

BurtCokain6 years ago
Lol have fun during the purge suckers

Nabalo6 years ago
Well then I’ll get fired by letting him get killed by a wampa

SquidGirl6 years ago
YEAH! I love Jar Jar

ShirahGantman7 years ago
Jar Jar is in trouble if he has me for a body guard! I'm disabled!

Flameice2 7 years ago
Sneaks into the emporers chamber. Asassinates before anikan turn s

Superstar578 years ago
what if i... didn't press the button even though i could be like using the force to grab some blue milk with a ton of Oreo's- wait... there wouldn't be oreo's....... NOOOOOO well good thing i didn't press the button and i still have my island that i can pu...[Show full comment]

DJ Vader8 years ago
I already went through this and I can say its not that bad. Ended up killing a couple hundred younglings though...

Zacattac8 years ago
oh no were getting shot at better use him as a human body shield what was i supposed to do use my lightsaber?

Normac28 years ago
Jokes on you, I like Jar Jar

Alex Butterfield11 years ago
I pressed that button so fast.

Molly Brown8 years ago
I would still be a Jedi! And I don't NEED to protect jar jar Bink's but the prequels are good

A-Llama4 years ago
I"d kill to be a bodyguard for Jar Jar Binks.

NightmareBlue7 years ago
hate starwars

No.378159 years ago
Remember when the ship went down

Itsmehere6 years ago
I just want one of those plasma pistols. They are nice. Anyone saying they are not plasma weapons, they are plasma.

CCCM898 years ago
fuck it, I'll just kill Jar Jar myself. :P

Spiderp7 years ago
I just wave my hand in front of Jar Jar. "You will not talk to me. Ever." And that"s how I"d get rid of the downsides.

Oric Vinton11 years ago
I messed up with the force and managed to " accidentally" toss jar jar off a cliff

WBGrock8 years ago
Meh... Jar Jar was a sith lord.

DatboiDab7 years ago
Couldn't I just kill him

steve the minecraftian8 years ago
rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

Mr anonymous8 years ago
It doesn't say i cant accidently drop my lightsaber on his head

1good1pussy2j3 years ago
Haha

Callum Walton8 years ago
Jar Jar Binks? Nooooo, no, no, not at all.

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff7 years ago
jggj

Raging Buffalo8 years ago
Kill him and go sith

ukrainian_ninja10 years ago
Obi wan survived putting up with jar jar's bullshit you can live to episode 4 no problem patience yo

GioniG 8 years ago
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RossStormes6 years ago
Hi Hi Hi Hi

Jacksepticeyefan 8 years ago
Kill JarJar

Flameice2 7 years ago
This means I can get close to the emperor.... assassination time baby

Sarah Microwavabledoompigeon Nightingale11 years ago
I'm probably the only person ever to not find Jar Jar Binks annoying. :')

pöö8 years ago
Kill him and join the dark side

Cuteturtle23 months ago
12345 Find the two. If you did i do not know what will happen next. Those jokers are assholes.

Loleris_LTU8 years ago
Prequels arent bad

Warmchne8 years ago
Jedi have low survival rates anyway. Except for the main ones. Because reasons, and the story needed them.

Yogesh_bisht3 years ago
Noob
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