Will You Press The Button?

Arcanedoom598 years ago

be 100 yards away from Donald Trump

Asdfpoop2875 years ago

It said a random person, so when you kill yourself then rise the chances are really low that trump will explode.

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COSMICGENESECT8 years ago

So I can run up too a Justin BIEBER concert and commit suicide? FUCK YEAH!

ThePaulDude6 years ago

Jesus Christ that"s dark as fuck!

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KidScion8 years ago

So put them out, never says the person dies they just light on fire.

HeLlOiMsAm11 months ago

That’s SPONTANEOUSLY combusting, CharleeOwen

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ShadowLaveceStary7 years ago

So if I get murdered then the murderer would die and come back like "Karma Bi***!"

Grandpotamis8 years ago

Join ISIS shoot yourself in the head and repeat YAY

xcassie_xox8 years ago

*dies 100 yards away from ex*

Neopolitan7 years ago

You CAN rise from the ashes. So if your family were to be 100 yards, you can wait for resurrection.

Watermelonman7 years ago

I can doesnt mean i do

Kitt8 years ago

Someone kills you? lol nope

smartass8 years ago

Just go 100 yards away from everyone with someone u want to die kill urself and kill them also it said can optional so duh

AlexXYZ2228 years ago

Got hunted down by someone 100 yards away, sweet revenge

Shaunethomas7 years ago

I see what sweet revenge your talking

Shelby Chase11 years ago

hope you don't die at afamily reunion...

slhammer2 years ago

just carry a fire extinguisher everywhere

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Pomegranate6 years ago

And if I'm alone? Also, can't I just bring water everywhere? Then again- I don't want eternal immortal life, the earth kinda sucks, so no.

b21985 years ago

You CAN rise from the ashes, which implies you choose if you want to revive or not, so no downsides.

Daniaelh24577 years ago

So get killed by someone you hate

MistyAlleyCat7 years ago

Ok!

NotThatGuy7 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be reborn??? Just die already folks

EnderHIM7 years ago

keep yourself more than 100yds away from anybody whenyoudie.

ShippingTrash7 years ago

Why did I laugh imagining this?

Nathansme7 years ago

The most bad ass way of taking out an enemy camp EVER

â˜†Tinkerâ˜†7 years ago

Make sure your burried near Donald trumps house and prey that it might be him.

Gizmo8 years ago

No i wanna stay dead.

BaileyPuppy8 years ago

What if your friend or your family are at your funeral? I did not press the button.... <3

Honeybadgerkc317 years ago

Why did you decide to resurrect at your funaral

NeonL5 years ago

What if it"s whoever just killed u

hsjsvdhvdd7 years ago

Be a hermit

Tanis Iris Carpenter11 years ago

Das k

MonoCraeta6 years ago

Didn't say I don't get to choose which person it is

HyperFlare9578 years ago

Easy way to dispatch of your most hated celebs/relatives. (I do not condone the action of killing Celebs or Relitives)

charavsfrisk8 years ago

So they could live and I can survive

NHB3 years ago

Seems like a win for me

dankmemes1017 years ago

I BET U THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, DIDN'T YOU?

Butterbuff 9 years ago

I may have accidentally killed a terrorist

AFourTunePotato4 years ago

Hell yea. Mass suicide and mass murderer

samomezz8 years ago

give everyone access to the button. boom. Or will that paradox? what if everyone just starts endlessly dying and rising from ashes?

Tesla027 years ago

What ashes

DasJoosh7 years ago

I'm hoping to die via 105mm howitzer blast to my face. Do organic fragments of my remains count?

hellarad10 years ago

I fail to see the downside.

Andy27 years ago

I"l go visit vladimir putin die then explode kill putin then russia is free and trump doesn't have to worry if he has deals with putin cause he"s dead and can't be blackmailed or get into trouble.

D-Man8 years ago

That is funny. One day la la la then I rise and this person is like: AHHHHHHH!!!! BLAAHHHHHH

Alphatech6 years ago

you would become the unstoppable force in a battlefield

sleazy glick8 years ago

Wheres the down side?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah2 years ago

i see no downside here

Dreamwarrior148 years ago

I can't let an innocent die on my behalf.

Rocket0466 years ago

Just tell them to go 100 yards away

Rocket0466 years ago

Wait nope

goldfishy9519 years ago

Just stand back

ArKade477 years ago

Can doesn't mean will

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asdguy009 years ago

Well, sucks for all the assassins set on me by the other buttons.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Die near some overated celebrity so they'll die too.

Thunderbird9993 years ago

If this button is real, Imma find justin beiber and donald trump. then, I'll commit suicide twice. Boom, literally.

neverhugGeorge8 years ago

bitch, i would love to see someone combust. XD

Szymon Arabas11 years ago

Downside?

_dolphinatley_8 years ago

Well if u were murdered the murderer would die. When u get old n shit go into de forest ðŸ˜‚

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