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58088 (66%) people have pressed this button, while 29947 (34%) did not.
Whenever you die you can rise from your ashes like a Phoenix
but
As soon as you rise one person within 100 yards randomly combusts.
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Arcanedoom598 years ago
be 100 yards away from Donald Trump

Asdfpoop2875 years ago
It said a random person, so when you kill yourself then rise the chances are really low that trump will explode.
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COSMICGENESECT8 years ago
So I can run up too a Justin BIEBER concert and commit suicide? FUCK YEAH!

ThePaulDude6 years ago
Jesus Christ that"s dark as fuck!
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KidScion8 years ago
So put them out, never says the person dies they just light on fire.

HeLlOiMsAm10 months ago
That’s SPONTANEOUSLY combusting, CharleeOwen
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ShadowLaveceStary7 years ago
So if I get murdered then the murderer would die and come back like "Karma Bi***!"

Grandpotamis8 years ago
Join ISIS shoot yourself in the head and repeat YAY

xcassie_xox8 years ago
*dies 100 yards away from ex*

Neopolitan7 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes. So if your family were to be 100 yards, you can wait for resurrection.

Watermelonman7 years ago
I can doesnt mean i do

Kitt8 years ago
Someone kills you? lol nope

smartass8 years ago
Just go 100 yards away from everyone with someone u want to die kill urself and kill them also it said can optional so duh

AlexXYZ2228 years ago
Got hunted down by someone 100 yards away, sweet revenge

Shaunethomas7 years ago
I see what sweet revenge your talking

Shelby Chase11 years ago
hope you don't die at afamily reunion...

slhammer2 years ago
just carry a fire extinguisher everywhere
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Pomegranate6 years ago
And if I'm alone? Also, can't I just bring water everywhere? Then again- I don't want eternal immortal life, the earth kinda sucks, so no.

b21984 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes, which implies you choose if you want to revive or not, so no downsides.

Daniaelh24577 years ago
So get killed by someone you hate

MistyAlleyCat7 years ago
Ok!

NotThatGuy7 years ago
Who the fuck wants to be reborn??? Just die already folks

EnderHIM7 years ago
keep yourself more than 100yds away from anybody whenyoudie.

ShippingTrash7 years ago
Why did I laugh imagining this?

Nathansme7 years ago
The most bad ass way of taking out an enemy camp EVER

☆Tinker☆7 years ago
Make sure your burried near Donald trumps house and prey that it might be him.

Gizmo8 years ago
No i wanna stay dead.

Sanicdrago6 years ago
jist keep some water nearby att all times ubless its trump

wakey8 years ago
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jjcom1007 years ago
if someone kills you they die and if you are in a hospital your family won't know exactly when you are going to die

Kamiwasnothere8 years ago
Hope I rise from my ashes with some clothes on

Genkiduro9 years ago
"That person near you could be your family or loved ones" ... Just don't die near your family or loved ones xD

FeatherJoe7 years ago
That is selfish to say yes, putting other lives in danger

WildCardAce2 years ago
I can become a suicide assassin.

MasterRabbit1018 years ago
Voldemort kills harry then dies as Harry comes back

Box-O-Cookies6 years ago
I would die next to somebody that is about to die

$$-ANAKLUSMOS-$$8 years ago
If all the people press the button, anithing die!!!

Orionameno4 years ago
Noone Near?

SirBiggles8 years ago
Become a contractor with a military, work alone, infiltrate bases/recon, and LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNKKKIIIIINNSSSSSS

Lonemaster8 years ago
Come on guys lets do it.
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Mai-chan7 years ago
After I die, leave my ashes in the middle of a deep forest or other remote location. After I rise, no one combusts because no one is around me. (Never said you come back right away)

taranick9 years ago
This is like the Phoenix from Warehouse 13.

Cat_thwomper6 years ago
But what if you die when there is nobody within 100 yards is there?

who needs a name?8 years ago
people who owns houses without yard will survive from this

TheChoice7 years ago
I'll just use my telepotation I got from another button to telepotation to the middle of nowhere,wait and with the book I brought and telepotation back.

Chase Castellano11 years ago
Haha I'd love to see the look on Obama's face

sergio_says_hey8 years ago
Enagás okay

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
this is funny.

ThorOdinson2 years ago
what if nobody is within 100 yards of you

ViveLeQc6 years ago
It says that you rise from your ashes...so that means you need to die from burning alive...

www736993 years ago
exactly

DaintyAppleBottom8 years ago
Sounds like a good idea for a red/ black phoenix in MTG. WOTC get on that.

Radioactive_Foxy3 years ago
If this was real I"d say I Always Come Back everytime I come Back

Katy-Cat7 years ago
Just die 101 yards away from people and no one combusts

Haloboi049 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

who needs a name?8 years ago
how the FUCK this stuff work?

camcamhow7 years ago
I leave a note saying to stay 150 yards away from me

CharleeOwen7 years ago
Well i"m on my way to my ex"s house.

Chiara Morelli11 years ago
Previously on Pushing Daisies...

ArKade478 years ago
I can, but won't
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