Will You Press The Button?

Flameice2 7 years ago

Doesn't say I gave to use it. I an already an immortal goose with spartan armor from halo, a death note, a zonpacto, imeasurable strength, and awesome telepathic powers.

JPO19 days ago

Cause yea

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imavirginnn3 years ago

lort

Andrew-avyx8 years ago

What about that dark lord guy who originally owns it? Is he still after me?

Gabor6 years ago

I dont have piggybank.

Themauf4 years ago

Join the typos party

OugaBouga4 years ago

I see no upside.

Manama mama 8 years ago

It's not lort it's lotr

Themauf5 years ago

They call it "Lord of rings the" and "golem" cuz they dont want a copyright strike

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Hazza064 years ago

I dont go anywhere anyways

Greatcat6 years ago

I don't know what the Lord of ring the is (lort), but is the Golem the Pokemon or the clay creature?

Themauf4 years ago

Hope it isn't the pokemon...

quickstirke7 years ago

What is this Ring?

Themauf5 years ago

It"s an onion ring

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QualityLuxury7 years ago

Kill golem

i_love_valve7 years ago

I'm a weakling :( if golem was on my back I would be nothing more than a pankake

Themauf5 years ago

Mmmmm pancake with golem on it

Melite7 years ago

I don't want either of these.

dankmemes1017 years ago

LORT

Themauf5 years ago

Lort is short for "lort of the rings". Obviously. Lord of the rings is "lotr", but lort is totally a different thing

Canif6 years ago

Simply just buy a gun and kill him if he shows up

Untedbear8 years ago

But the only person that can harness the power of the ring is Sauron. Anyone else goes mad.

theemeraldking9 months ago

Unless your frodo

MegaAbsol8 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be under 10 years old

Themauf5 years ago

Or just not very strong in english. And in acronym

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer11 years ago

You don't want the 'one ring'! ruins your life!

Danielfarrell943 years ago

What does the One Ring even do

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Phanom9 years ago

The Golem of Prague in Lord of Rings the? AWESOME!!!

Themauf4 years ago

No it"s in "lord of rings the"

Tyson Barone11 years ago

If I carried a freaking Golem, my back would shatter.

Weerwet8 years ago

I think it meant Gollum, the character from lord of the rings.

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Edward Carpenter11 years ago

I don't see a downside to this! Gollum's awesome!

Hannahkoz6 years ago

But golems aren’t from lord of the rings, Gollum is. Also, they said golem, not A golem. So they mean Gollum which is also more awesome.

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Alex Kuczek11 years ago

Downside?

ZionistsWillBurnInHell8 years ago

He would stab me with a fish

JiminiePabo8 years ago

sure why not? Gollum probably smells like walking shit and acts like he has his period, but why not

Bradley84056 years ago

I don't want to be invisible

TAIMERE8 years ago

i whould throw that ugly bitch of my back and stomp his ugly ass

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wassim8 years ago

I will put the ring and find me golem if you can

Choombi9 years ago

no upside....

GabeTheGreat6 years ago

Well you didn't say I can carry a tiny golem

quirkycloudy8 years ago

...what?

Adamkw227 years ago

I can't use it,so why would i want it

Bannanapanda8 years ago

I didn't really understand the whole ring thing but I don't mind giving this guy a piggyback ride

Themauf5 years ago

You will mind when you see him

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MastermindOfTrouble4 years ago

I actually like Gollum

[email protected]8 years ago

No it gets in your head

KurimuzonTora8 years ago

I fart and his going to say "it's burns our noses... *cough*" then he dies then I wear his bones like armor on my back

tjzerm10 years ago

LOTR*

markimeep8 years ago

I SHIP IT

Themauf5 years ago

Like in Ebay?

Zachary Grice11 years ago

Downside?

Themauf5 years ago

Well I think you'll find one when you start doing the piggyback...

Caribou2 years ago

The one ring (Lort) is the true one ring. So you give the one everyone thinks is the one ring to gollum as you give him a piggyback ride up mount doom. Then you accidentally drop him and the Sauron-killing ring in. problem solved

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Wabefuhon8 years ago

I'm cool with this. I'd just tie his arms and legs together so he's forced to be my backpack for life.

Themauf5 years ago

He'll eat all your food

(insert name here)8 years ago

The ring?

Terraform Trent9 years ago

What's "LORT"? Golems are really heavy to piggyback. 404.upsidenotfound://

Ido Ya'akov Jerochim11 years ago

being the ring bearer is a bad thin

Panifex7 years ago

Alert: upside not found

Themauf5 years ago

The upside is in the typos

deadthybug8 years ago

What if Gollum attacks you

Timelypat7 years ago

Gollum is not the problem here...

Themauf5 years ago

Gollum isn't here. period.

Pokemonic8 years ago

What does the ring even do!?!?!?!?!?!?

Themauf5 years ago

All it does is making you invisble, and insane, and a bad guy would hunt you but the thing is that you"re already going to his volcano by yourself so why would he do that?

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Namelessgameing8 years ago

You get to keep the one ring. which ring. Lort ah that explains everything. ':[ you have to give Goldman piggy back ride who is Gollum in the giant Stone Golem specific plz!! And keeping the Ring in Lord of the Rings would kill Frodo anyway because it brin...[Show full comment]

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