Will You Press The Button?

Flameice2 7 years ago

Doesn't say I gave to use it. I an already an immortal goose with spartan armor from halo, a death note, a zonpacto, imeasurable strength, and awesome telepathic powers.

JPO24 days ago

Cause yea

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imavirginnn3 years ago

lort

Andrew-avyx8 years ago

What about that dark lord guy who originally owns it? Is he still after me?

Gabor6 years ago

I dont have piggybank.

Themauf5 years ago

Join the typos party

OugaBouga4 years ago

I see no upside.

Manama mama 8 years ago

It's not lort it's lotr

Themauf5 years ago

They call it "Lord of rings the" and "golem" cuz they dont want a copyright strike

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Hazza064 years ago

I dont go anywhere anyways

Greatcat6 years ago

I don't know what the Lord of ring the is (lort), but is the Golem the Pokemon or the clay creature?

Themauf5 years ago

Hope it isn't the pokemon...

quickstirke7 years ago

What is this Ring?

Themauf5 years ago

It"s an onion ring

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QualityLuxury7 years ago

Kill golem

i_love_valve7 years ago

I'm a weakling :( if golem was on my back I would be nothing more than a pankake

Themauf5 years ago

Mmmmm pancake with golem on it

Melite7 years ago

I don't want either of these.

dankmemes1017 years ago

LORT

Themauf5 years ago

Lort is short for "lort of the rings". Obviously. Lord of the rings is "lotr", but lort is totally a different thing

Canif6 years ago

Simply just buy a gun and kill him if he shows up

Untedbear8 years ago

But the only person that can harness the power of the ring is Sauron. Anyone else goes mad.

theemeraldking9 months ago

Unless your frodo

MegaAbsol8 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be under 10 years old

Themauf5 years ago

Or just not very strong in english. And in acronym

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer11 years ago

You don't want the 'one ring'! ruins your life!

Danielfarrell943 years ago

What does the One Ring even do

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Phanom9 years ago

The Golem of Prague in Lord of Rings the? AWESOME!!!

Themauf5 years ago

No it"s in "lord of rings the"

Tyson Barone11 years ago

If I carried a freaking Golem, my back would shatter.

Weerwet8 years ago

I think it meant Gollum, the character from lord of the rings.

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Edward Carpenter11 years ago

I don't see a downside to this! Gollum's awesome!

Hannahkoz6 years ago

But golems aren’t from lord of the rings, Gollum is. Also, they said golem, not A golem. So they mean Gollum which is also more awesome.

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Alex Kuczek11 years ago

Downside?

Olivia Nordlund11 years ago

lort

bobthebogan7 years ago

the one ring corrupts, gollum used to be a hobbit, now look at "im

-12-Volleyball_Jules-128 years ago

Whats a Golem

owenr488 years ago

The bald ugly fella in lord of the rings.

SciArtHerp7 years ago

No thanks.

MasterOfPuppets8 years ago

Yay adventure!

coolkid55788 years ago

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YeePhr0g3 years ago

huh?

Kelvid8 years ago

I want this just for gollum. I don't even want the ring xD

Sylvezi6 years ago

lort

Themauf5 years ago

LORT of the rings

ella_grace_34 8 years ago

I do not understand this, because I am not a Lord of The Rings Nerd.

Themauf5 years ago

You dont need to, you need to be a Lord of Rings The nerd

Shana Beals11 years ago

I don't know what this is.

Buttonpresser30007 years ago

Who is golem abd what is the "one ring"

Buttonpresser30007 years ago

And

Iccreemsandwich8 years ago

if gulloms real, then so is the lotr's land, magic, the shire, hobbits, and fantasy stuff. I could become a wizard, immortal, fly on an eagle, ect.

Themauf5 years ago

Also what"s ect?

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JiminiePabo8 years ago

sure why not? Gollum probably smells like walking shit and acts like he has his period, but why not

ZionistsWillBurnInHell8 years ago

He would stab me with a fish

Bradley84056 years ago

I don't want to be invisible

TAIMERE8 years ago

i whould throw that ugly bitch of my back and stomp his ugly ass

wassim8 years ago

I will put the ring and find me golem if you can

Weird_Cat_Person7 years ago

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GabeTheGreat6 years ago

Well you didn't say I can carry a tiny golem

Choombi9 years ago

no upside....

quirkycloudy8 years ago

...what?

Bannanapanda8 years ago

I didn't really understand the whole ring thing but I don't mind giving this guy a piggyback ride

Themauf5 years ago

You will mind when you see him

Adamkw227 years ago

I can't use it,so why would i want it

MastermindOfTrouble4 years ago

I actually like Gollum

[email protected]8 years ago

No it gets in your head

Sariathephoenix 8 years ago

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KurimuzonTora8 years ago

I fart and his going to say "it's burns our noses... *cough*" then he dies then I wear his bones like armor on my back

tjzerm10 years ago

LOTR*

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