Will You Press The Button?

Idiottoast2 years ago

Just saying but that would make a great book

RedHotDanger3 years ago

It’s basically DOOM. Welp, I’m screwed

Maybe a goose8 years ago

so i'm bill cipher except i'm successful in causing weirdmageddon?

SolarFlare872686Fortnite5 years ago

Sure.

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Nithan90008 years ago

How about I can use my ruling power to arrest that guy and put him in a dungeon for years and make his skeleton rot

CatCult7 years ago

Or have him killed hell maybe he"s a 99 year old man

Nicolae Caprian 8 years ago

DON'T READ THIS ANY MORE! You little bastard. I like you. But seriously DON'T READ THIS.

OblivionBringer7 years ago

Why not?

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Mr.Sueppchen8 years ago

Look at my avatar. Thus says what I think.

Dilan8 years ago

Zombey yay

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Christopher Khozouie11 years ago

So you're immortal, nothing says the guy who's pissed at you is, meaning you can just hide for 60 years, wait till he dies then live the rest of your immortal life ruling over the known universe, and if you want to die in the end, get the weapon and kill yourself, because immortality sucks

the-king10 months ago

muzan anyone?

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Zacattac8 years ago

if i did press the button i would use demon powers to snap him out of existence and when i want to stop living i would bring him back

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiotslast year

Yes

bookworm19858 years ago

LONG LIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTH_AwesomePlay7 years ago

I'll just kill him rip off his hands contain the hands so it can keep fresh in 1021 years I will get the hands and use em on me simple

eradarksky6 years ago

Only if I can make another person of my choice immortal with me.

Zanthos6 years ago

So I'm Aku, and Samurai Jack is out there somewhere gunning for me

StewieAteCashews6 years ago

But you are immortal so you can kill that guy

Ong1236 years ago

U rule a universe, and you are scared of a person that lives on a planet

Loopiloop6 years ago

The known universe is a pretty boring place to rule over for all eternity

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JackPabich6 years ago

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Nickleback7 years ago

Easy, if you rule the world that means u can have everyone on earth kill him and the weapon will only kill you if he hits you with it 10000000000000000000 times

Andy Ayres11 years ago

I'm immortal, but there's a weapon that can kill me? Does not compute..

thereaverofdarkness8 months ago

Immortal is not the same as invincible. Immortal means you won't die of natural causes, and says nothing of other things potentially killing you. Since the scenario stipulates that this person holds the only weapon that can kill you, it stands to reason th...[Show full comment]

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Harley Harper11 years ago

Lol,outlive him GG

Connor Larsen11 years ago

Definitely Samurai Jack

TurtleShroom7 years ago

So you become Aku?

CosmicXD8 years ago

Ha! XD I'm immortal, but someone can kill me? People's questions cease to surprise me...

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

I don't really think being killed counts as mortality,maybe you're right

AcedOut8 years ago

There is no upside to this.. If you are a DEMON, then the evilness would consume you, and you would really screw up the planet.

Pop-TARDIS8 years ago

Does not compute

NicoleLowery7 years ago

But...if ur immortal, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN FUCKING KILL U GET IT RIGHT GAME

Godsrequiem8 years ago

Step one rule benevolently..step 2 use your time to hone your combat skills (as you should have a lot of it) Step 3 still get your shit kicked in for no reason.

MatthewroweYT8 years ago

Sex time

Magical.Death.Spit8 years ago

JUST LIKE BILL CYPHER

Davislira8 years ago

Sorry but i prefer Anarchinsm

AwesomeKitteh128 years ago

I'd rather not be hated but the whole universe thank you very much

Maddiekins9 years ago

who put the glad in gladiator

ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š8 years ago

So basically,I turned into Ganondolf

BalorClubFoLyfe6 years ago

That sounds awesome. Great movie plot.

gatox3038 years ago

i dont even want to rule the universe known it would be boring ,think about it

HerMajesty7 years ago

Sounds like an unhappy life

VkMaster_8 years ago

I can kill him and nobody can kill me

PortalWALL-E7 years ago

I'll just troll everyone on the internet for 70 years.

nubs nation8 years ago

But would if your a nice ruller

kindParodox8 years ago

Well anger will cloud his vision

Imoutofnameideas7 years ago

Who said you can't give that guy some new hands, or have to be evil, Casper was a friendly ghost... why not a friendly demon. Just make the world a better place, and you can screw around with some planets.

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