Teacher : class... Do any of you know what 9×9 is? Me : I know... It"s 81 Teacher : WE ARE IN SIXTH FUCKING GRADE AND YOU DON'T KNOW MULTIPLICATION!?!? Me: *google s 9×9* *shows teacher* Teacher *reads... Nine times nine is eighty one * Me: *calls offi...[Show full comment]
"Hey what do you want to eat?"
"A bagel-"
"I SWEAR TO GOD. STOP LYING!"
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Dialkian2 years ago
Name your first child nobody boom!! nobody believes you people believe nobody
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Weirdodumbdumb3 years ago
But hills
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Darkslayer107 years ago
Mom: when"s your birthday again? Me: Today. -. Mom: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU BITCH *Head explodes of amazment* Me: damn you mother Fucker... To Be Fucking Continued (At Moms Funeral)
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AwesomeBro4047 years ago
Teacher:What is 2+2? Me:It"s definitely not 2, oh wait a minute, it is. Teacher:Wait so it isn't and is 2. I don't believe *spins infinitely* Everyone else(Including Me):*gets confused, runs away and never comes back*
I don't care if other people don't believe me. I would still know anything I want. 😎
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lilmissloophole9 years ago
How do I find a loophole to make people believe me?
I know the answer.
PROBLEM SOLVED
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Jack Watermelons Merritt11 years ago
the downside is so ridiculous I'm just ignoring it and pressing the button anyway.
all questions include everyday or very simple, easy answers.
"Where's the ground?
*points downwards at ground*
"fucking bullshit the ground must be above us on Jupiter"
"wh...[Show full comment]
I would just make my friend loose a bet and then say it during a college lecture like a professor
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simoneisme217 years ago
now i become le child genius
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Dragonborn27 years ago
I already know what the meaning of life is.
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SteakFries7 years ago
I dont care if people dont believe me that there is a fucking asteroid the size of pluto galaxy heading towards us
Definablelife3 years ago
There’s obviously not the giant rock heading towards us is most definitely not actually coming towards us it’s much bigger then Pluto so stop lying please
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iiSailor7 years ago
Well I would know how to make every chemical reaction then prove them all.
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FloweyTheFlower998 years ago
well its their fault that they died from something stupid
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AF6 years ago
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LilacKs6 years ago
Why do I want to know everything? Then life would be no fun. I’d just want to kill myself.
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Killcide7 years ago
Just find out the answer to making people believe you. :|
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ImNotFake7 years ago
AT least you"d know when something dangerous was happening
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Watermelonman7 years ago
Hello! What is that church called? "I think it"s the "saint paul" church" No, it"s not!!!! Stop lying!!!
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Cherrybomb127 years ago
No one believes me anyway
...Yeah my class sucks
Darkslayer107 years ago
Lol same
:)
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ArealgamerC7 years ago
I can be the dick that says told you so all the time no downside
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JelleVandersnickt7 years ago
What about the question: "What should I say so that they"d believe me?"
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Vincenttonius7 years ago
So you know the answer to stopping people from not believing you?
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CAAKE7 years ago
Even if they font believe you science will prove them wrong
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RazorSB7 years ago
"I am lying"
Watermelonman7 years ago
No! You"re not lying! Well, you are right now, but not in general! At least not so far.
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TheStarsAreFalling7 years ago
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Me: 4
Teacher: YOU"RE WRONG
Me: Uhhhhh
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verycooldragon7 years ago
Betting on sports, Anyone?
Also they'll have to believe you because they win
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autocar667 years ago
Some syentists Will disagree with u bit they gonna test it out anyway to proof it but when they do they see ur Right (loophole)
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Ellie Cookies8 years ago
"The world is going to end in three months from Jupiter unexpectedly getting revenge for us saying it's not planet by slamming into earth and knocking us into the sun."
"LOL no."
"It's true!"
"No it's not"
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hollybob20047 years ago
Do you mean Pluto?
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lilmissloophole9 years ago
How do I find a loophole to make people believe me?
I know the answer.
PROBLEM SOLVED
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Genkiduro9 years ago
Just negate all answers! "Who are you?" ... "I'm not Dave!" ... "I don't believe you! You are Dave. Do you know everything?" ... "No!" ... "So you know everything!" ; "This car over there isn't blowing up in 1 min. and 23 sec." ... *everyone runs away* ...
smol_egg3 years ago
👍-You got the opposite day ending! (i don't mean the thumbs up is opposite)
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D00m_guy3 years ago
Well...
If i"d be right then I coud hit everyone with the "told ya"
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joshuaivan149 years ago
does it even matter that they believe me if i know everything in existence?
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Gammafox8 years ago
well. that's pointless then.
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whovian108 years ago
No one believes me now, so okay
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Ellena6 years ago
You can watch everyone who didn’t believe you burn lololo
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homestuckTrash9 years ago
welp toooooooooooooo bad
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dragonontheweb8 years ago
Future lottery #s anyone?
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Cassie Rice11 years ago
Not knowing is what makes it fun.
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
What will be this Saturdays lottery numbers? Only you will know.
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Malon8 years ago
They not believe me but they still had to :D
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CrazyMM8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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gcurrie8 years ago
who cares if nobody believes you at least you have the knowledge.
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bigb124 years ago
I want to know only if the boy that i like liked me so no down side for me
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SilverAutumn9 years ago
I don't talk to people anyway
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NeonBlast6 years ago
Person:What do you want to eat?
Me:Not eggs and ham
Person:No stop lying your getting eggs and ham
Me: c:
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