Every where you go, everyone would yell, "Hah GAAAYYYY" and then die.
TalkingToTheStars8 years ago
The thing is I am gay SO NO PROBLEM XD
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Nepgear for president 8 years ago
The heck? Nobody knows that this is referencing Mario?
Defosses8 years ago
Every body knows this
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Dragonslayer112217 years ago
Everyon3 YOU touch, but people can touch you. Boom.
YaBoiTez6 years ago
exactly
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CaniGetSomeWater7 years ago
nobody will ever say "but you don't look Gay" ever again
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commandopando8 years ago
I'm invincible but I can't pet dogs anymore? Not worth it.
TuXsOr8 years ago
True. cant hug any family members cant kiss your wife, not even have sex.
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LuigiPlayz7 years ago
Guys it cool you should try!
This super power was included in almost every mario game!
It"s really useful in some mario levels that have a lot of those annoying gommbas and koopas.
But it"s not even useful in real life -_- oh wait i don't hav a life
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KenWasHere217 years ago
You are a walking gay pride float.
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JustLikeTheySay7 years ago
ANY HOLOSEXUALS OUT THERE?!?
no?
just me?
ok.
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frenchfries8 years ago
i've already experienced this
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Willi Neal11 years ago
I was thinking no until "your body has to flash rainbow forever" that there just sealed the deal for yes.
MotherOfPapayas6 years ago
Nitro_99 I think you made a mistake, you write it like "upside"
I would pick yes for the flashing part but i still want to fuck my dog so no.
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EnlightenedMiddleC9 years ago
Just run around and kill all of my enemies. That's perfectly fine with me. I hate dogs, so if any of them comes near me, they'll die. Plus, maybe I'll kill so many people I'll go to hell, then I'll run around in hell and kill all the demons then run up to heaven and kill God.
epilespy anyone? you would probably be trapped in an instant seisure due to the intense flashing lights since you cant die (sorry if this is not the case and somone got offended by my comment i dont know THAT much about seizures)
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stride13138 years ago
*Presses Button* OH GOD NONE OF THIS FEELS RIGHT *Pukes violently*
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Robert Reedy11 years ago
20% of this site's visitors chose to become killing machines. Somebody realize this.
everyone that you touch so that mean they can touch you therefore no downside
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oldnotweak9 years ago
i could solve so many of the worlds problems
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dimensional rift8 years ago
So Mario's star power
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LiittleLeopard6 years ago
Solution: Always wear clothes that cover your entire body
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TH3 G01DEN Rac00n8 years ago
T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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joe121677 years ago
Hell yeah!
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Nate R.8 years ago
At least I would look ~KAWAII~!!!
Watermelonman7 years ago
...yeah. Flashing in rainbow colors... That would be kinda creepy.
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dylanthebuttonpresser3 years ago
sadly some things just dont have loopholes
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pewdiefan5558 years ago
wach out oboma here i come
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VelocityRaptor288 years ago
i dont want to kill EVERYONE and on touch is too boring buuuut it WOULD cure epilepsy by way of getting rid of them all
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SkyCat156 years ago
Not worth it
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TheArkerportian6 years ago
I become endless? How am i going to put on shoes ever again?
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Edward Gerard Tribdino11 years ago
an*
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BunnyLover11017 years ago
NO WAY! I CAN'T TOUCH ANY BODY??? (Humans are animals peoples)
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RobotBrobot8 years ago
Just wear gloves XD
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Andy28 years ago
YES I FIGHT CRIME!!
ok so here is what i do:I go and become a soldier go to irak or some place get shot at laugh as i dont die run into enemy soldiers and kill them.
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