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Everywhere you go the temperature stays at your preferred levels.
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Birds will land on you constantly.
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Buffy-Anne-Summers3 years ago
As a person with pet birds that land on me, it is very fun, also I once had 10 pigeons decide to all sit on me at once, ahh, good times.

Box8 years ago
But you would get pooped on all the time. Time to invest in umbrellas and ponchos.

Blankwisher6 years ago
On scale of 1 to 10 how bird? I give 11 bird

DragonMoose7 years ago
Honey in home, and I got dinner!!

Deyleron8 years ago
Swain ?

Rhett Overbay11 years ago
I AM THE BIRD KiNG! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR BE SHAT UPON BY MY LEGION OF BIRDS!

I_Dunno_My_Name6 years ago
BrendenCross, but it didn't say you couldn't.
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Lava-boi6 years ago
I AM BIRD MAN

OliviaTheGreat8 years ago
Bruh, I would make hot states and countries cold. And that would ruin it for people. I prefer to stay here in my home place than make anything cold.

tylerthecreator9995 years ago
🅱️ird

CallJGWentworth877cashnow6 years ago
What kind of birds tho? I prefer hummingbirds .w.

Rpghenk7 years ago
When u get bullyd get ur bird army

666DevilDoge6667 years ago
Use the birds to fly anywhere you want, your bird god.

Nina Davila11 years ago
AT LAST I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r8 years ago
IKR We are both Snow White xD

CloudBurst7 years ago
LORD OF THE KINGFISHERS

ButtonMashe148 years ago
Fuck it i'll be snow white

Wesley Hughes11 years ago
YOU'D BE LIKE THAT WOMAN OFF HOME ALONE 2.

prayforkqly7 years ago
YESSSS
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Ralph Nettleton11 years ago
YOU GET TO BE MAJESTIC AS FUCK!

Guap8 years ago
lol

Dannybioniclast year
Roast chicken, turkey, guinea fowl, pretty much any roast, fried or BBQd bird is on me guys

Skypony8 years ago
I SHALL HAVE A BIRD ARMY WHO WILL DEVOUR MY FOES!

greekgeekwriter9 years ago
NO DOWN SIDE BIRDS ARE AWESOME

Retplayer3 years ago
i like birds

eat-meh-pancake8 years ago
Technically you would be a bird because having the ability to change your body tempature depending on the environment is being cold blooded and birds/aves are cold blooded so you would be a bird and like you could be the most popular bird :D

AnimeOverride7 years ago
PET EAGLE!!! YES!!!

Troll heart 9 years ago
Fuck it I'm a Disney princess

BlazingBlaziken8 years ago
So, I'm a Disney princess?

Shay Lee11 years ago
WILL THEY POOP ON ME. IF NOT, I AM THE BIRD KING OF BIRDLANDIA.

Skyfall22215 years ago
That’s kinda cool

hellofriends8 years ago
U will have an army

TurnedIntoaDragon8 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

VelaBird6 years ago
I LOVE birds.

Keirl8 years ago
I WOULD BE MORE FABULOUS THAN I AM :D

Deven8 years ago
I love birds

KittyQat7 years ago
Bird. Queen.

Deadarrow9 years ago
Say something awesome stick out arm eagle lands on it look like a bad ass get laid

vaylen8 years ago
I would have the fattest and happiest cat in the world.

Caribou2 years ago
I would cool the hottest places on Earth and eliminate global warming.

a10yearoldgirl8 years ago
I AM FUCKING SNOW WHITE!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!

KurimuzonTora8 years ago
Dammit Disney magic

AnimeQueenMHA3 years ago
I am their god

imliterallydead8 years ago
as long as they dont poop im good

Bokuowl_Koutarou7 years ago
What kind of birds are they??

SF329 years ago
I like birds

mariafe6 years ago
I'll just go near the Sun and burn those birds. Boom problem solved.

Romulus9998 years ago
I AM BIRD-MAN!

LoopHoleDetector7 years ago
The temperature of my body and 1 nanometer around me stays warm. But the temperature around the birds will make them freeze to death.

Anne Barclay11 years ago
It's like Snow White from Shrek.

Highly Obnoxious Almond8 years ago
is there any downside

hatgirl52528 years ago
As long as they don't poop on me. . .

FictionalCrushsOnly5 months ago
Nah, man. I'm already pretty good in extreme weather
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