Roast chicken, turkey, guinea fowl, pretty much any roast, fried or BBQd bird is on me guys
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Skypony8 years ago
I SHALL HAVE A BIRD ARMY WHO WILL DEVOUR MY FOES!
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greekgeekwriter9 years ago
NO DOWN SIDE BIRDS ARE AWESOME
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Retplayer3 years ago
i like birds
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eat-meh-pancake8 years ago
Technically you would be a bird because having the ability to change your body tempature depending on the environment is being cold blooded and birds/aves are cold blooded so you would be a bird and like you could be the most popular bird :D
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AnimeOverride7 years ago
PET EAGLE!!! YES!!!
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Troll heart 9 years ago
Fuck it I'm a Disney princess
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BlazingBlaziken8 years ago
So, I'm a Disney princess?
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Shay Lee11 years ago
WILL THEY POOP ON ME.
IF NOT, I AM THE BIRD KING OF BIRDLANDIA.
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Skyfall22215 years ago
That’s kinda cool
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hellofriends8 years ago
U will have an army
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TurnedIntoaDragon8 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!
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VelaBird6 years ago
I LOVE birds.
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Keirl8 years ago
I WOULD BE MORE FABULOUS THAN I AM :D
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Deven8 years ago
I love birds
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KittyQat7 years ago
Bird. Queen.
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Deadarrow9 years ago
Say something awesome stick out arm eagle lands on it look like a bad ass get laid
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vaylen8 years ago
I would have the fattest and happiest cat in the world.
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Caribou2 years ago
I would cool the hottest places on Earth and eliminate global warming.
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a10yearoldgirl8 years ago
I AM FUCKING SNOW WHITE!!!!
THERE IS NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!
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KurimuzonTora8 years ago
Dammit Disney magic
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AnimeQueenMHA3 years ago
I am their god
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imliterallydead8 years ago
as long as they dont poop im good
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Bokuowl_Koutarou7 years ago
What kind of birds are they??
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SF329 years ago
I like birds
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mariafe6 years ago
I'll just go near the Sun and burn those birds. Boom problem solved.
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Romulus9998 years ago
I AM BIRD-MAN!
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LoopHoleDetector7 years ago
The temperature of my body and 1 nanometer around me stays warm. But the temperature around the birds will make them freeze to death.
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Anne Barclay11 years ago
It's like Snow White from Shrek.
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Highly Obnoxious Almond8 years ago
is there any downside
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hatgirl52528 years ago
As long as they don't poop on me. . .
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FictionalCrushsOnly5 months ago
Nah, man. I'm already pretty good in extreme weather
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