You have unlimited money
but
You have to keep it secret and live low-key to the rest of your life, or ninjas will murder you
I will not


Snakeeyes8 years ago
Plot twist I am a ninja

JaboBigHoss2 years ago
Theres people living in berics walls!! Help him :(
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datboi4273 years ago
ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)

datboi4273 years ago
or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life

Killerx9 years ago
Ill cll Chuck Norris to kill the Ninjas

Idiotic_Tester2 years ago
Nice

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever8 years ago
Never said how MANY ninjas

BlazoBoom7 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone? Ninjas: Heck yeah! The power of bribing people is powerful.

Dishawesome7 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4

TurtleGalaxy7 years ago
Define "low key"

Shadowninja074 years ago
BUY A DEATH STAR.

Matt Dexter Adams11 years ago
or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff

CantDoButtons2 years ago
What if they turn on you?
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TrevorSmith7 years ago
bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...

DarkOverlord27 years ago
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?

Dragonhunter17006 years ago
A yacht is low key right?

SciArtHerp7 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*

DragonEXE7 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work

Comrade7 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!

ChronicDepression7 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.

DragonEXE7 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not

TheWaywardWobbuffet7 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion

ToxicDragon7 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?

Sceptiledude8 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME

Lonely Pizza 8 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.

MitterNatch8 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale

tinis7178 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...

Ryan Neely11 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!

Zadok Hines11 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win

Kristin Stewart11 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.

ßeta ßeta11 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!

ButtCrack7 years ago
Just use 300 a day,whats the challenge😂

asdguy0010 years ago
Hire more ninjas than the enemy/become ironbatman

kensutekh8 years ago
Hire Csptain America, done.

YourTimes14 years ago
Yuh dawg

GeorgeP8 years ago
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RGPZ6 years ago
Simple enough

majorcbass8 years ago
Just buy a small house or apartment and have super expensive things inside

Pedro Lasta11 years ago
Pay mercenary's, ninjas, samurais, and lots o' other people to protect you from ninjas, to change a bit the ending word instead of win I will do: VICTORY!

HoNk7 years ago
Rich to do list: 1: learn to fight ninjas 2: learn how to time travel 3: make a machine to make fictional people real 4: make a dead-alive machine 5: bring Dave Strider out of fiction 6: all of them 7: oops I just ruined humanity 8: back in time ...[Show full comment]

ToxicDragon7 years ago
just cause you have unlimited money doesent mean unlimited power to create what you want dude really what the hell.

vikivi8 years ago
Get Chuck Norris to train you and then kick the shit out of them.

jkbscopes1238 years ago
or i could just buy a machine to onley give me a sirtin ammount of money each weak so yea

Radioactive_Foxy3 years ago
I am part animatronic pirate fox and part ninja

Arodia8 years ago
Fuck that, hire another killer, greater than ninja

SovietTVBaileyTurner6 years ago
Not unless I purchase a bounty hunter on the ninjas first!

Lazy Kitty9 years ago
Also, if you have infinite money (and don't keep it a secret) money would lose all of it's value due to inflation.

HtEo1w5 years ago
Bribe the ninjas

Lolo troll guy8 years ago
I'm to co to be killed by ninjas 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

k_a_w_a_i_i_♡♡Boy♡♡k_a_w_a_i_i8 years ago
IDK What His Talking About

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
just call chuck norris to fight the ninjas.

The Jacoobinati8 years ago
pa off the ninjas to say they had killed me

skilzstar6 years ago
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RGPZ6 years ago
Fuck it I got no idea while I still play this

PRTSLEEPY8 years ago
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WasThatTheBiteOf874 months ago
if the ninjas come ill hire 100 hitmen

idkshouldi6 years ago
Just tell The ninjas that u will make a truce with them and give them 20 million and we are good ;)
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