ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)
datboi4273 years ago
or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life
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Killerx9 years ago
Ill cll Chuck Norris to kill the Ninjas
Idiotic_Tester2 years ago
Nice
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March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever8 years ago
Never said how MANY ninjas
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BlazoBoom7 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone?
Ninjas: Heck yeah!
The power of bribing people is powerful.
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Dishawesome7 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais
TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4
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TurtleGalaxy7 years ago
Define "low key"
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Shadowninja074 years ago
BUY A DEATH STAR.
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Matt Dexter Adams11 years ago
or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?
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Dragonhunter17006 years ago
A yacht is low key right?
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SciArtHerp7 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*
DragonEXE7 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work
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Comrade7 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!
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ChronicDepression7 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.
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DragonEXE7 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not
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TheWaywardWobbuffet7 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion
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ToxicDragon7 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?
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Sceptiledude8 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME
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Lonely Pizza 8 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.
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MitterNatch8 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale
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tinis7178 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...
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Ryan Neely11 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!
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Zadok Hines11 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win
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Kristin Stewart11 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.
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ßeta ßeta11 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!
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NICEBOY1236 years ago
If I had unlimited money I just hire a bunch of gard to protect me from those ninjas
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habiv8 years ago
Just hire a military and then BOOM safe from ninjas!
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IVAN CIPHER8 years ago
Ill hire chuck norris an bruce lee as bodygaurds
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Malcolmxt8 years ago
Sent cards can hide the money and I'll live a normal life
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TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
unlimited money would cause inflation
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Weirdaccountforcomments8 years ago
News report worlds richest man murdered by ninjas for not keeping it secret
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PhoenixWright6 years ago
use my infinite money to make myself the most well known person in the world and have the ultimate security that"s the definition of impossible to get past.
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*The Wasp*9 years ago
Could I not just pay for ninjas of my own???
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TerrarianEnder5 years ago
Me, an introvert: You guys are getting paid?
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fridtwolfe8 years ago
useless buncha green papers!
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Alex Karakanov11 years ago
Pay the ninjas how ever much they want and they will leave me alone.
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Swagraptor8 years ago
Dafuq
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Anna Imnotadolphiniswear Campbell11 years ago
Better have tonnes of money than no money
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AX-MentalicGamer-XA8 years ago
I BUY JEDI TO FIGHT THE NINJAS
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Shuvi6 years ago
I buy their life’s
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Zorro8 years ago
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alyssaxd2 months ago
you cant just hire bodyguards, it specifically says ninjas will murder you not that they will try to, but that they will succeed. with that being said, if you have unlimited money you can just launder the money and the ninjas wont know you have unlimited m...[Show full comment]
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Piotr Grochowski8 years ago
buy guns to kill them
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sIeepyhead6 years ago
buy ninjas to protect ME and hitmen, pay them a billion each to support their family. get a totally rad futuristic scientist who makes gadgets to protect us.
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TrueMisfit9 years ago
Uhm...I'd like to see a ninja get into my noisy as shit house right now, let alone when I have money.
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pressmedont1238 years ago
so as long as I don't make obscene purchases I'm fine. Also if i'm worried about ninjas why not just get training in all the martial arts with some of my money?
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GeorgeP8 years ago
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ThatGuyWithTheGlasses7 years ago
Just pay to become a ninja assassin/ninja
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thezombieguy29 years ago
hire ninja body guards or make it seem like you got the money legit
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