Will You Press The Button?

Snakeeyes8 years ago

Plot twist I am a ninja

JaboBigHoss2 years ago

Theres people living in berics walls!! Help him :(

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datboi4273 years ago

ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)

datboi4273 years ago

or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life

Killerx9 years ago

Ill cll Chuck Norris to kill the Ninjas

Idiotic_Tester2 years ago

Nice

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever8 years ago

Never said how MANY ninjas

BlazoBoom7 years ago

Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone? Ninjas: Heck yeah! The power of bribing people is powerful.

Dishawesome7 years ago

I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4

TurtleGalaxy7 years ago

Define "low key"

Shadowninja074 years ago

BUY A DEATH STAR.

Matt Dexter Adams11 years ago

or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff

CantDoButtons2 years ago

What if they turn on you?

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TrevorSmith7 years ago

bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...

DarkOverlord27 years ago

Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?

Dragonhunter17006 years ago

A yacht is low key right?

SciArtHerp7 years ago

HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*

DragonEXE7 years ago

/_- I don't think it"s going to work

Comrade7 years ago

Cool! I could be Batman!

ChronicDepression7 years ago

Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.

DragonEXE7 years ago

Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not

TheWaywardWobbuffet7 years ago

Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion

ToxicDragon7 years ago

I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?

Sceptiledude8 years ago

THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME

Lonely Pizza 8 years ago

Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.

MitterNatch8 years ago

Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale

tinis7178 years ago

I am a ninja... no downside...

Ryan Neely11 years ago

I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!

Zadok Hines11 years ago

pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win

Kristin Stewart11 years ago

I don't want fame anyways.

ÃŸeta ÃŸeta11 years ago

I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!

TerrarianEnder5 years ago

Me, an introvert: You guys are getting paid?

fridtwolfe8 years ago

useless buncha green papers!

Alex Karakanov11 years ago

Pay the ninjas how ever much they want and they will leave me alone.

Swagraptor8 years ago

Dafuq

Anna Imnotadolphiniswear Campbell11 years ago

Better have tonnes of money than no money

AX-MentalicGamer-XA8 years ago

I BUY JEDI TO FIGHT THE NINJAS

Shuvi6 years ago

I buy their life’s

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alyssaxd2 months ago

you cant just hire bodyguards, it specifically says ninjas will murder you not that they will try to, but that they will succeed. with that being said, if you have unlimited money you can just launder the money and the ninjas wont know you have unlimited m...[Show full comment]

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago

buy guns to kill them

sIeepyhead6 years ago

buy ninjas to protect ME and hitmen, pay them a billion each to support their family. get a totally rad futuristic scientist who makes gadgets to protect us.

TrueMisfit9 years ago

Uhm...I'd like to see a ninja get into my noisy as shit house right now, let alone when I have money.

pressmedont1238 years ago

so as long as I don't make obscene purchases I'm fine. Also if i'm worried about ninjas why not just get training in all the martial arts with some of my money?

ThatGuyWithTheGlasses7 years ago

Just pay to become a ninja assassin/ninja

thezombieguy29 years ago

hire ninja body guards or make it seem like you got the money legit

FloweyDreemur8 years ago

downside? it's not hard to keep secrets

Unavalible3 years ago

Or, just live in space, space ninja? I think not

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