Will You Press The Button?

A_button_presser8 years ago

who said they have to be REAL people? why not VIDEOGAME people....

Alexover90003 years ago

OH BOY, here i go killing again, in gta v

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Cherrimm_Uke8 years ago

Rip Justin and Trump

Cherrimm_Uke8 years ago

Or some IS

Death_359 8 years ago

Donald trump and Hilary Clinton

LolOmgYolo8 years ago

no downsides

zero the joker8 years ago

Bitch

CalypsoMakesADecision6 years ago

Ohhhh so THATS why authors are so rich......

Kelly Simms11 years ago

At first I was like, "Killing people? That's wrong!" Then I remembered I hate people. Silly me! XD

Grafieddhbe3 years ago

Eu fiz isso cadê o dinheiro

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Dominic-M7 years ago

Die rapists, pedophiles, and killers

Xolus4 years ago

I prefer to be called a Hunter of Hunters.

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Bloxxer7 years ago

I would kill my neighbor and the ugly singing Justin Bieber

Tigerlilith8 years ago

Doesn't that mean I'll have to use the million dollars paying off the police and/or hiding evidence.

CommandEight98 years ago

No he said it was untraceable

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I find all the loopholes7 years ago

Kill two members of ISIS. Press button repeatedly.

rockerjustinle7 years ago

No downside detected

twshy7 years ago

Honestly, who wouldn't press this?

urboyreese137 years ago

kill people that need the death sentance

Asstiel8 years ago

Nash Grier and Donald Trump.. BYE FELICIA

bored as fuck8 years ago

Two douchebags... Yep. Also, a... suPERNATURAL?!?!?!!!?

TheHappyTyranid6 years ago

Says untracable, so you"d get away with murder. Huh. Interesting.

TomaYT6 years ago

where"s my money?

TeamAwesomeness6 years ago

why"s your pic the flag of romania?

MurdocSmith7 years ago

#deathnote

Sonicfang7 years ago

The points contradict. A million dollars, here and now? and yet, you have too complete a task FIRST. By pressing thiss button, time has to stop... and to progress, you have to kill someone... but you can't, as time stops! Still though button clicked :D

mandiv657 years ago

The amounts of people who pushed the button on this one is both disturbing and alarming. Yuck

NiftyChibi6 years ago

Actually, the people who press this button has common sense. First of all, it never said you WILL kill two people. It only said that you can gain money IF you kill two people, which basically means it"s a bonus. Second of all, it never said REAL people.

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MaryViolet7 years ago

Loophole: it didn't say you have to kill actual people, so you could kill a person in, like, minecraft.

SeabassJames6 years ago

It doesn't say you get real dollars, so you could get a million dollars in a game.

AWESOMENESS24048 years ago

NO PROBLEM ILL KILL MY ENEMYS

get to a tree unicorn8 years ago

Whattttttttttttttfttttttttttttt!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!?!?!?!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!??!!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'll do it

Lozz Menzies11 years ago

Kill some rapists for a million dollars? okay

BalorClubFoLyfe6 years ago

@TrueBlue7849 Because I hate people. Obviously.

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christian W8 years ago

I would never kill anyone!Wait i forgot were talking about money.............o.k jhonney your first

giant_hobbit8 years ago

Sweatshops do it all the time, why can't I?

Jack McFlurry11 years ago

Bye justin bieber and Julia Gillard

Nibbletz657 years ago

I want Trump to triumph. Oh wait. He did. Bitch.

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Priscilla Rose Gibbs11 years ago

Rush Limbaugh ... You're going down.

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt8 years ago

Don't believe the cross breed

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Madison5276 years ago

IM FINE WITH IT BOIIIIIIS XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

abcx8 years ago

Just think of how many little kids you already kill by buying made-in-china or made-in-india ware. I guess 90 % of us would instantly earn the money.

AlphaDragon9 years ago

Is there a limit? Because if not, I'm headed the nearest prison to start collecting!

BartekTomasik7 years ago

Kill Kim Jong Un and Justin Bieber.

OrbitingJupiter7 years ago

Only of they"re people who... Wait nevermind. I"d die of guilt.

ThatOneGuy428 years ago

awwww. just 2?

Arctic 68 years ago

well..... everyone say bye to truuuuuuump

CreepyProxy1237 years ago

Bye Anna Wood and Justin Bieber!

maximo318 years ago

que le den a esas 2 personas , yo quiero mi dinero

CoasterBot6 years ago

There are enough climate change deniers in the world for me to get way more than trillions.

KneeSlapper8 years ago

Kill two horrible people

Brenna Wiley11 years ago

It says you get the money right here and right now but you have to kill someone before you get it... CONTRADICTORY STATEMENT! If I have to kill someone first, then it's not right here right now.. So really the killing is optional because the money has to be right here right now. :)

Launchpad 8 years ago

If they're dangerous criminals, then yes

unicornford8 years ago

I'll kill two people who are already sentenced to death. Yea. I'm a fucking genius.

ravioliBandit8 years ago

can I kill more then two?

AAKboss7 months ago

I mean, why not honestly. Just pick 2 of the worst people I know.

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Diamondfire348 years ago

Easy, Justin Beiber and Kanye West. Why wouldn't anyone want that?

IseGaming7 years ago

Well sneak into a hospital, find 2 people who are one the peak of death, unplug them, wait for the to die, than plug them right back up, and run strait out the room (you may have to move to another country).

Button_presser_168 years ago

untraceble by god?

HNWT7 years ago

Mike Pence and Paul Ryan

ayylmao: the audio novel8 years ago

Okay, I'll make a new save in Skyrim and kill some people. No skin off my or anyone's backs. Free million dollars, here I come

DannyRogerBrewington5 years ago

It didn't work

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