You might be the most attractive guy in the world
but
Instead of a penis, you have a snake down there. It isn't poisonous, you can still make babies with it, and you can control it like any other part of your body, but when you don't concentrate on it it will move and think on its own.
I will not


Not-trumplast year
who tf wrote this question?????

bungus28 months ago
penis blowjob

LEGO_26047last year
Medusa r34

kyuuketsukiinu8 months ago
i'm not a guy but having another being attached to me sounds kinda cool

globgogabgalablast year
you MIGHT become...

isick10 months ago
Win win lowkey

Blackout-Button4 years ago
What the fuck? Just how is this supposed to work for women and how the fuck is this a downside?

FoxCollectsRocks12 months ago
You may or may not become a beautiful man. the snake is guaranteed
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ax8011 months ago
That's cool!!!!

Maharidlast year
It will be authorized to say "i have a beast down here".

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

AlphaAblikim2 years ago
"might be" no bro

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Cool new superpower

Emil-Γ…berg3 years ago
I would just want a different body for a prehensile and/or sentient pene.

ametallicasong3 years ago
I want snake

Shocky_Pink3 years ago
I see this as an absolute win.

Howday3 years ago
Snake!

magicCat3 years ago
women don't no what that be like

GabrielJosefi4 years ago
Downside????

JulianGeckoWasp4 years ago
I"d have a conjoined twin technically

mpregtruther5 months ago
might be?

storyofundertale25 days ago
who ever made this, keep your windows locked for your own good.

Kareru10 months ago
yes.

mpregtruther5 months ago
A man without his penis is like a wolf without his fangs...

Xartarion4 days ago
Im like Medusa Gorgon only instead of hair a dick, I'm in the business bitches

MemoryDrive2 months ago
i see no downside here

jpegdotbmplast month
are you having SNAKE babies???

Bubunguslast month
Welcome to the hottest new gameshow: 'Is This just a Poorly-disguised Fetish?' featuring your host, a random fucken' dude.

fortnitefanatic83last year
what if instead of a penis i had an ohio down there and it was ohio poisonous

cupcakejulian10 months ago
stupid

Notthatone10 months ago
weird

Beatrix9 months ago
Danger noodles are fucking VENOMOUS, also ew.

Cinnabun8 months ago
It just said not poisonous-
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