Fastest runner in the world
but
Falls down every other step
I will not


Psykness2 years ago
So, you"re crippled if you press it? That"s pretty dumb. 😒🔴

Gabor6 years ago
What if i am a snail? I cant fall AND I BE THE FASTEST SNAIL IN THE WORLD AND FASTER THAN HUMANS AND EVERYTHING AND I DONT BURN IN IT WOHOOOOOOOO *pheeeeeeeeeeeeow* me(human):well .... Its gone..... I..uhh.i... I just go away....or idk...

HavingAPanicAttackRN6 years ago
If you’re a snail I want to know how to become one so I can reap those benefits too.

Eko Wolfe8 years ago
How does anyone know I am the fastest when I can't run for 5 seconds? Fail...

AnimeWatcher8 years ago
So Tru XD

Ritty037 years ago
We now know why americans waste money building elevators: because of this button

Powerful Stranger8 years ago
Falls down every other step and is still the fastest. So am I still beating the competition or just stuck with the potential to?

Tricky7 years ago
Win the competition and fall at during it because you are very fast you still win

Holly Davison11 years ago
That's me... Without the fastest runner in the world part.

Yeeterfjgb4 years ago
What if u jump every other step
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Fyre Wolf8 years ago
Never says who falls down

Trentonman047 years ago
Lol
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TreyHumphrey6 years ago
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Dodontpressthebuttongirl6 years ago
So I always run. Perfect

TheThirteenthDoctor7 years ago
What ABOUT the fastest runner in the world?

supermegaflyingturtlesofdoomanddeath7 years ago
I already fall every other step

OguzhanYigit7 years ago
Falls down every other step and still fastest?

Zacattac8 years ago
become the embodiment of ihop

aman8 years ago
Really u are not the fastest runner then

James Drury11 years ago
walk down hills and ramps. DONE

Seven3338 years ago
Broken leg, can't run. Falling down the steps, pretty normal for me

Conit8 years ago
How can you be fast if you fall.

Eshaw1016 years ago
My home doesn't have steps

failmanoveccesky028 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t...[Show full comment]

yukari-akiyama3 years ago
it actually doesn't work
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Jaydenbean3 months ago
i fall down anyway man

Gary9 years ago
People on wheelchairs can get around, so I should be fine.

Ronnoc5278 years ago
Can't run then.

That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago
hol" up. WHO is the fastest runner? WHO would trip every other step? it never says you, so it would be a random person. #loophole

badasswaterplant10 years ago
JUMP MOTHAFUCKA!

ayyy1738ayyy8 years ago
SCREW STEPS

Brayster plays mc8 years ago
Why the flip

XBrendonLeeX8 years ago
So if i don't step am i safe what is i get muddied up and get into a hamster ball then slide my feet (Hamterball not needed)

Blaiz_8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

TurnedIntoaDragon8 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

vulfy8 years ago
annd... y u complain?
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mhi_lambisgoia2 years ago
thats also the reality of many

XTheMan9 years ago
wat he said V

The_Scout7 years ago
I'm scout I already run at 24.4 mph, oh and I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

skulltown6 years ago
Slide down the banister

PowerPikachu8 years ago
I'm fast, but I'm clumsy. So what's the point? Logically, I'd be faster than those 33% of people who pressed the button. I don't even go outside much!

CaliginousAquarium8 years ago
Fuck running I'll walk while you fall on your face

Mercer Alex8 years ago
i would just roll fast

Quinn Collins8 years ago
Why?

UltimateDoge6 years ago
You will be falling down at an incredible rate

GoldenMaster9 years ago
I pressed the button, because I assumed they meant stair step not foot step and because of the lack of specifics I will go with them meaning stair steps not foot steps so just go down ramps. Yes i just copied the one of comments. Because i agree with Wuber_Duk.

Revanty7 years ago
use the wheelchair ramp or elevator.

A FREAKING DUCK8 years ago
Get famous for this, use the money to buy something that will keep you from falling.

JerniG7 years ago
Im don't press the button. But im fastest runner in the world. (maybe only school)

Kiritoco8 years ago
I don't under stand this has no complete sentences. Ndu

_Fivee_3 years ago
Elevators

darkhunteress1210 years ago
Run every fucking step or have like a car or a fricken scooter

TrueMCmaniac8 years ago
Skinned knees everywhere

Bunniie106 years ago
Haha i already do that so it a plus for me! OH YEAH IM SO FAST *trips over OOF

dmanowich8 years ago
That contradicts itself...

MaleighaHudson6 years ago
But ether way you would be injured....So not gonna happen

A FREAKING DUCK8 years ago
That would be so fuckin funny xD
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