Will You Press The Button?

SetoNara6 years ago

Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne3 years ago

true

Karthadon6 years ago

That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

Panifex7 years ago

If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking27 years ago

Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl77 years ago

Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag7 years ago

Don't worry, doctor Umpaloopa, the seeker, will help you, just call 916974869...

Flameice2 7 years ago

Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon6 years ago

You mean kaneki"s?

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Tarcotic7 years ago

I like cats better

Google Chrome8 years ago

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Yeetmastr4last year

Die google spam bot >:(

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RPJimmy8 years ago

y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf7 years ago

Kys

CFGim8 years ago

i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks11 years ago

smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNealast year

so true brother

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Jelsa7 years ago

He don't have to be perfect if I get cancer

Fapper2008 years ago

Anything is better than super aids

Angelo8 years ago

it aint worth it

Noobslayerxxxxx4 years ago

So you die 5 years later ?

Krusek7 years ago

I'll sign up for a questionable top-secret government experiment to cure it.

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol48 years ago

Not worth it if I die anyways.

irishdragon58 years ago

Would that include a genius that could upload my brain into a computer and allow me to live in a robot nigh-indistinguishable from a human? Or a person who could "freeze" the cancer -but not cure it completely? Those would arguably be the best person in the whole world for me.

snivy6418 years ago

and after the five years, i don't have cancer. it didn't say i died

Kyle Freeman11 years ago

so i cant take hemp or weed to cure my cancer?

easy8 years ago

5 years dude,that is a long time. Step 1.Tell people at work and your boss you're going to die soon Step 2.They give you a raise for your family Step 3.Make kids Step 4.give all da money to da family

AsuraShun2 years ago

benign small skin cancer spot

Katerx7 years ago

Weed does nothing

HyperSeymour7 years ago

No downside at all.

lilpaladin218 years ago

But cancer kills you so you still have 5 years to hang out with that person

boner8 years ago

So I get married then die nooooooooo

dannyphanfiction9 years ago

Man all of these are geared towards hetero/gay/bi/pan people like I'm asexual the best person for me to be married to would be me

ava_the_bear7 years ago

But if the other buttons come true there will LOADS of people who know how to cure cancer

BenThorneycroft7 years ago

I can get a gf by myself..

Fenbi8 years ago

Nah XD

serrato127 years ago

Live my short life to the fullest

HB41158 years ago

no, why would i want to marry her and leave her alone after i die

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

Yup, the internet is a major cancer sometimes

Donderpants8 years ago

The best person in the world for me would also be able to cure cancer! Or at least stop it from doing any real damage.

Shrek347Rap38 years ago

I don want to marry ir have Kids in my life so fuck this shit, im out

Dickus_Pickus7 years ago

yeah, and break their heart

Normal Dude8 years ago

I have healing factor...not cured i regen my sels (ban english..)

Jamie Lee11 years ago

Depends on the five years.

KittenLover_75 months ago

You only get cancer after you get married.

enderak7 years ago

Fuck you! Stop make me cancer again and again

Lover13776 years ago

Cancel is not curable it holds so much cuz my mom has it

lilpaladin218 years ago

But cancer kills you so you still have 5 years to hang out with that person making it better

boner8 years ago

So I get married then die nooooooooo

marebear9 years ago

Just date them and don't get married. Problem solved.

ColeIsdaboss7 years ago

It would be a good last 5 years.

gapple8 years ago

I don't press button

DickerKoch7 years ago

no upside at all

igorgamesBR073 years ago

best 5 years in my life, gonna live happy til my dead

eyeless jack8 years ago

why would you press the button!!!!

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