Will You Press The Button?

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Multi-verse researching. As part of the job you get inter universe teleportation if you are fired you won't loss inter universe teleportation. After i am fired i will go rogue getting several superpowers. If you try to stop me... well i will just say Your gonna have a Bad time.

Cody_Hackins8 years ago

I apply for the same job

ass33 months ago

simple

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Willbryce01107 years ago

How about a job-making job that you get 100,000,000 dollars a second(every job that you make also is a job-making job that gives you 100,000,000 dollars per second)

UberschztdadtAlmighty7 years ago

I like that

The_Lucky_Charm7 years ago

Apply for a job that you really want then quit a day before the anniversary of your starting that job. Then reapply the next day

Hammerhands8147 years ago

It doesn't say you can't be rehired

Jack Little11 years ago

Can I apply for jobs that don't exist and still get them? Like get paid a ton of money to sit around and do nothing for 11 months? and then apply for a job where I get paid to think about that previous job?

jackmp3853 years ago

become self employed you cant fire your self

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Unary7 years ago

mmm

Justinbot177 years ago

Every year you just get the best jobs ever with the highest salary. If you are always hired they must think you are great so they are going to give you a lot of raises. You'll basically be making it rain on yourself

RockGirl4848 years ago

I can apply to the same job over and over

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Just apply for temporary jobs, it wouldn't matter as much then.

Thomas_Tinkerton7 years ago

Re apply.

asdfthepoopster7 years ago

You can just keep getting jobs to sit at home and get rich,right?

Gossgoss7 years ago

This is actually perfect. You'll never be tied down.

TheAllmighty2127 years ago

You lose the job, you then get the job back.

Phantomfri7 years ago

Hey, I got a good one: make a really good would you rather BUT not be able to know about it

Zac Houston11 years ago

Hopping from one CEO job to the next... I think I could manage.

WBGrock8 years ago

CEO's have generous severance packages, to the tune, in some cases, of 10 years pay. Yeah, you could manage.

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8000horsepower2 months ago

Neurosurgery here i come xD I can be trusted with a brain and a scalpel

Gaute FjÃ¦ren SÃ¦bÃ¸11 years ago

GrÃ¼nder

cherryespe8 years ago

I'm a former astronaut lawyer surgeon general rifleman at age 20. and you've been what... flipping burgers for 17 years now?

fikluk8 years ago

Choose two Jobs, switch Jobs every year

Pika Girl8 years ago

Better than not getting the job at all

imavirginnn3 years ago

just reapply for the same job

Gabby GrÃ¸Ã¸s11 years ago

i mean this is basically me with all the guys i meet so

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MishtiDoi6 years ago

Reapply for the same job the next year. Or just get a job that pays you insane amounts of money just for doing something you love.

KillerCubePlays8 years ago

Get a million each day - get 2 million each day - etc...

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Skyler Fields10 years ago

No downside..at least I don't have to make a decision on what I want to be once I get a job.

Kaiden238 years ago

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RockGirl4848 years ago

Stop little kids play this don't say that.

TechnicalIssues2 years ago

basically donald duck

Catalina Ecruteak11 years ago

at least i'd have money...

kittyloveschocolite7 years ago

can I get a job for sleeping, watching TV and eating popcorn?

Gossgoss7 years ago

Sure, but you only get to do that as a job for a year...

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Z0m41e6 years ago

"Quit your job"- day.

Darien fraley8 years ago

Time to blow things up!ðŸ˜‡

Fluttershy00238 years ago

Well that's exactly what I plan to do in life!!!!ðŸ˜‰

Thenoobspro9 years ago

But i can apply for the best job in the world the apply for another job and get the best job back

SimIo7 years ago

Then you can apply for the same job year after year.

alpharad_gold2 months ago

I don’t have a real jon

Zachary Romano11 years ago

1. Get fired 2. Come back the next day 3. "So I hear there's a job opening?" 4. Welcome back to the same job.

xXEUROKILLERXx8 years ago

you could switch between 2 jobs for all your life........

David King11 years ago

of course, just apply for some high paying ceo job then retire after a year

dion123457 years ago

Who wnt to hav bad histor5y

banamaking8 years ago

Couldn't I keep applying to the same job

MrSmolBeans3 years ago

* become god for 1 month * * becomes godess for 1 month * * more rephrazing *

mike387598 years ago

apply for the same job

Bj0knae8 years ago

Duhhh just get the same job after you quit or get fired, cause you'll get it no matter what

ValerieParker6 years ago

Better than being "unemployable".

skittle979 years ago

This sounds amazing!

Yellow ham8 years ago

I can do it for 11 months and 29 days? ¯\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/¯

IWinzBro7 years ago

Imma apply for a $2773562729 a minute job with a salary that"s $97542568996322479407636393018625372803837378300382736389393753526377373.03

asdfthepoopster7 years ago

????

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