Will You Press The Button?

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Multi-verse researching. As part of the job you get inter universe teleportation if you are fired you won't loss inter universe teleportation. After i am fired i will go rogue getting several superpowers. If you try to stop me... well i will just say Your gonna have a Bad time.

Cody_Hackins8 years ago

I apply for the same job

ass33 months ago

simple

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Willbryce01107 years ago

How about a job-making job that you get 100,000,000 dollars a second(every job that you make also is a job-making job that gives you 100,000,000 dollars per second)

UberschztdadtAlmighty7 years ago

I like that

The_Lucky_Charm7 years ago

Apply for a job that you really want then quit a day before the anniversary of your starting that job. Then reapply the next day

Hammerhands8147 years ago

It doesn't say you can't be rehired

Jack Little11 years ago

Can I apply for jobs that don't exist and still get them? Like get paid a ton of money to sit around and do nothing for 11 months? and then apply for a job where I get paid to think about that previous job?

jackmp3853 years ago

become self employed you cant fire your self

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Unary7 years ago

mmm

Justinbot177 years ago

Every year you just get the best jobs ever with the highest salary. If you are always hired they must think you are great so they are going to give you a lot of raises. You'll basically be making it rain on yourself

RockGirl4848 years ago

I can apply to the same job over and over

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Just apply for temporary jobs, it wouldn't matter as much then.

Thomas_Tinkerton7 years ago

Re apply.

asdfthepoopster7 years ago

You can just keep getting jobs to sit at home and get rich,right?

Gossgoss7 years ago

This is actually perfect. You'll never be tied down.

TheAllmighty2127 years ago

You lose the job, you then get the job back.

Phantomfri7 years ago

Hey, I got a good one: make a really good would you rather BUT not be able to know about it

Zac Houston11 years ago

Hopping from one CEO job to the next... I think I could manage.

WBGrock8 years ago

CEO's have generous severance packages, to the tune, in some cases, of 10 years pay. Yeah, you could manage.

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Cyberknigt8 years ago

so what... reapply next year

Yui_Thats_Me!9 years ago

Get the highest paying job ever and re-apply next year for it. Loophole located.

ForceFriend6 years ago

Oh, can I just spend a year teaching every subject at Hogwarts?

Ryan Page11 years ago

So, we're describing a job as an actor then?

Etienne8 years ago

Just apply for the highest paying ob, after a yea go to another really well paying job

NotAusername8 years ago

so i have 2 job because it said 'a' job

GlassStudio2 years ago

Just when you leave the job go back there

bobbyjoebro8 years ago

ill apply to be a billionare

Troller33376 years ago

Re apply for the same job

oliver25118 years ago

Well I can already get the. Job I applied for lol

MyAssIsBiggerthanuniverse8 years ago

I will enter half time jobs duh or enter the fecking job again bruh

kittenlyric9 years ago

great, you could do all kinds of work and you would never be stuck forever in the same job...win win

Calmdown88 years ago

I preÅŸ

Shinboi4 months ago

just get the job of president

Jonathen Gray11 years ago

This sounds fantastic, One year as a porn star, one year as a CEO at a fortune 400 company, one year as a Supreme Court Justice, one year as a writer on SNL (and yes, I will be bringing back Coneheads)

OHHAITHERE7 years ago

So I travel to mars... then get fired? Seems fine by me

smartypants8 years ago

Just aply again

Boody-LND3 years ago

The 70 percent are intellectuals

Ada Asda11 years ago

Beeing CEO at Google,Apple Microsoft EA Ubisoft etc and repeating it must be awesome :D

Twilight&lt;38 years ago

I AM GOING TO WORK IN ALL THE DISNEYLANDS <3

pretty_eyeless_jack6 years ago

get paid for playing video games?? hell yeah!!

99cake8 years ago

I apply for the job of existing with $1000000 every second. Then the same senario but for otherthings that i can do while still being lazy.

bob3456878 years ago

I would be an assassin then a ninja back and forth then be a pokemanz

Asraaw8 years ago

Become president for a year

Brittany Yingling11 years ago

Umm how is this bad?

KitKatricia2 years ago

just reapply to the same job over and over

Christopher Doherty11 years ago

I demand tenure

blazekiller1048 years ago

What about youtubeing

FattyTheFat8 years ago

Apply for god of the universe, then change the fundamentals of the button to have no downside

Frisk_Dreemurr8 years ago

Yeps.

CHEESE!!!8 years ago

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GeorgeFritz6 years ago

Does that mean after you picked a job then anouther... can you not do that first job again?

I just don't care9 years ago

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Pleshy7 years ago

Apply to press stupid buttons like these

coolmon1208 years ago

wait then can i apply for jobs like sitting around my house being fat

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