Will You Press The Button?

patetohunter8 years ago

The creator of this dillema has a problem

Lewbilast year

Your wondering bout the creator what bout all the people that pressed the button

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Ryan4108 years ago

I have no daughter. #anotherloophole

Bob123573 months ago

Just looked it up and it means not attracted to anyone

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JustKiddingButSeriously7 years ago

36% of people made me lose faith in humanity

Hollowcat5 months ago

*come*

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Caseyjaynestuart8 years ago

I am not a man and don't have a daughter coz im ten

JaycTheButtonGuy3 years ago

You are now 15.

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(insert name here)8 years ago

Loophole! I dont have a daughter

DoctorAurora7 years ago

I have no desire to have kids in the future, and I'm gay.

Unyuho7 years ago

This is the sickest question ever...

braydenisswag7 years ago

i don't have a daughter.... wait, do i? *looks back* *throws shoe at little girl* not anymore

Lostfeather2377 years ago

I'm happy being a female, and don't have a daughter, and don't want kids, and hate incest.

SinonMercer6 years ago

You could"ve switched the wording to "happiest woman" and "take the virginity of your son" but why put in the effort?

Timelypat7 years ago

No daughter... Does 13 years old count as a man?

leafygokys7 years ago

Adopt a son

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Agreed

XcrucifiedX6 years ago

jokes on you I don't have a daughter and I'm gay!

Sans_The_Skeletonn6 years ago

What if being the happiest means to you NOT taking her virginity

KillerSquid4 years ago

Umm how about a no

WhiskeySierra6 years ago

36% of people support sharia law then

Pantelope6 years ago

Its because not but

Sprazzal6 years ago

who the fuck made this

PrestonBrower6 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no the remaining 34% of you are evil

Sylvezi6 years ago

I'll have to become a man and also have a daughter? Nope, I'm good.

Panifex6 years ago

I can be the second-happiest man without doing gross things like that

Lifeistriangle6 years ago

The But should be because.

kys_now7 years ago

What if I have no daughter yet

happylego917 years ago

*Confederate flag appears*

xXabdyjingXx7 years ago

Downside? *lenny face*

CrazyFangirlHippy7 years ago

Oh you are sick!

Andrew McLachlan11 years ago

If I got to take my kids virginity, I'd be the happiest man int he world, I don't even need to press the button.

jaythewolf3 years ago

my boner is confused now.

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Hamato_jacky2 years ago

im a non binary aroace minor

BunneyHonney7 years ago

i"m a women....

Russellpt6668 years ago

I'm 11

JuuzouFanb0y3 years ago

Bold of you to assume I'm a man or that I have a daughter. (I'm a man tho so.. kudos)

CrazyFangirlHippy7 years ago

36 percent of yall need to bleach your brain

X123466 years ago

What daughter?

agent washington8 years ago

I'm not having children. Ever

Shampooboots4 months ago

who the fuck comes up with this shit?

Flig7 years ago

What if I have son?

Cruel_Bacon2 years ago

i dont have a daughter and i never will so yes

CommentMaker17 years ago

First:I don't have a daughter Two:I'm not a man Three:I'm not an adult

herbertpostman8 years ago

That's paradox

KingHoldz6 years ago

replace "but" with "because"...

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;8 years ago

What happens if you have sons?

ChocolateEvil1237 years ago

One: I don't have a daughter. Two: I want a boy to play football and get me rich. Three: fuck no why the hell is wrong with people.

AmongUsPrn3 years ago

Downside?

Chladovan7 years ago

I pressed the button and I ain't even ashamed. Won't have kids anyway.

MarcusofMenace7 years ago

Don't have 1 so no incest

Kzitold4 years ago

Sweet home Alabama!

Biaglaser7 years ago

Im not a man...

huntfire6 years ago

@秋月爱莉

Lovecat88 years ago

uh im not a man. does that mean pressing the button does nothing? or do i turn into a man

BruhMoment95 years ago

Alabama:

ButterBoyGamer7 years ago

Sooooooo... I'm William Afton?

Starfall507 years ago

*Aften, I read the book and watched Sister location. His daughter was brutally murdered by the robot he forbade her to go near, and his son killed 5 kids. It never mentioned anything along the lines of this dillema.

shipqueen286 years ago

I"M AN ASEXUAL AROMANTIC GIRL! BUH BYE BUTTON I"M USING THE ARCHERY SKILLS I GOT FROM A DIFFERENT BUTTON TO DESTROY YOU!

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