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You become Batman
but
You have to watch your parents be murdered and at least half of every day must be spent brooding
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BEAR_53 months ago
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dogpond123 months ago
i wish my parents were ded they keep taking away my XBOX 360!!!

theMoistAlphabet3 months ago
oof that suck

Monkey_D._Luffy3 months ago
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here

dogpond3 months ago
I WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROOD

bilbo baggins8 years ago
(in dark raspy voice) IM BATMAN

AF6 years ago
I didn't know there was internet middle earth! Or that the most famous introvert ever live would be on website like this...
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EeveeGaming2 years ago
Batman logic

Travis Lester11 years ago
So... I become Batman, and then I become Batman?

Sgsb4 years ago
This reminds me of that movie poster. Baman listened to his parents
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minecraftmonkey1131mincraft57 years ago
I don’t like Batman that much

vodam6 years ago
Yeah? What does that profile picture say?

SirWi7 years ago
66% are fools Batman

Skyfall22216 years ago
Do I get the butler?

LandonBygate6 years ago
Copyright

Curtis Plante11 years ago
so just Batman

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack11 years ago
This button needs more Batman!

Migdin17 years ago
I WANT A BUTLER NAMED ALFRED!!!

Emma ClaireBear11 years ago
I'M ALREADY BATMAN >:3

Sados18 years ago
Bruce wean isnt u ur emma clairbear

bbfett1018 years ago
So I literally just become Batman. Do I get a Robin? Also, parents alive in alternate universes which at one point batman can travel through. Yeah, SCIENCE!

JumboJawsh3 months ago
my father beats ,e in a drunken rage nightly

RedRavenRiot8 years ago
I first read breeding instead of brooding

forestfir4098 years ago
i told you i picked bound over blood so ok

Pyrox8 years ago
I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF BATMAN SOOOO NO THANKS.

Aidenmoore8 years ago
Bitch, I am Batman

Miabecca9 years ago
man i do that anyway

Tylerjevans127 years ago
I would become BATMAN DOUBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

dog_pissing3 months ago
ded parents im batman

Quinton Rhoads11 years ago
batman sucks

Jkst7 years ago
I AM BATMAN

Ashton cool8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rainbow_Kitten8 years ago
I DON'T EVEN LIKE BATMAN!!!! IMA GIRL!!!!😣

Baughg17 years ago
Sexdist

yay11111111118 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Big Cheese8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

SNAKEGIRL6 years ago
that downside comes with being Batman

ThatGuy13378 years ago
So, Batman?

that random girl9 years ago
I already watched my parents get murdered. Do I get a cookie?

MLGTurtle8 years ago
i dont like batman

BanBan3 months ago
Ephesians 5:15

magicfishcloudchicken788 years ago
Oh jeez too many batmans in the world

Gabriel Murilo8 years ago
no man,NUUU

SIenderman3 months ago
You become Batman but You have to collect my pages

Avalon BlackButler Cobain11 years ago
why would i wanna be batman?

tacocat18 years ago
im batman dadadaduhdaduhdaduhdadadadadadaduhdadaduh lol

Itshalloween6 years ago
WHY ARE PEOPLE ONLY TALKING ABT THE BATMAN?!?!?!? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO SEE THEIR PARENTS MURDERED?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

salmonisland7228 years ago
lol

Farwest6 years ago
So I become a douple Batman

Lucyisboss8 years ago
But Batman's parents are dead so do you just see their ghosts or.....

ZionistsWillBurnInHell9 years ago
Do you think batman would choose to see his parents dying so that he becomes a crime fighter? Yea actually use that piece of shit inside of your skulls to think, dipshits....

Ashton cool8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Q_ImpracticalJokers3 months ago
ermm downside??? :3

Alex Pasteris11 years ago
So i go into batman's shoes? the only downside really is the parents.

KINGLINUS17 years ago
meh to DC

J3susl1v3slast year
Na mate I would rather die then watch my parents be murdered

Ninja_48 years ago
I would be terrible at my job.
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