Who needs love when you can be a motherfucking space pirate
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Maxtheperson2 years ago
Why would you say no you have the option to do it and it’s cool that you can
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Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing7 years ago
#SingleLife anyways.
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juanchits7 years ago
Teleportation would be tempting... speed of light isn't enough. Also there is not such thing as "the love of one"s life". Some couples last longer than others. No one is "Made for you".
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joaquin557 years ago
love is overrated and overall just stupid and a waste of time.
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KeenanMayfield6 years ago
“We interrupt Will Press the Button to bring you, Super Mario Galaxy.”-CinemaSins
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urlocalgoodboy6 years ago
that"s never gonna happen anyways sooo...
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YellowBanana2017 years ago
Happy aromantic
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impossible 8 years ago
Love is for losers who want to waste their lives
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Dany Shehab11 years ago
Speed of light isn't THAT fast - it would still take years beyond my lifetime to travel to the planets I'd REALLY want to check out.
Dude your still going to die without air... and you can only move yourself at lightspeed
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Pastel-Cringe137 years ago
-aromatic laughing in the distance-
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dankmemes1017 years ago
Dude. If you leave Earth, you"d fucking DIE. Just because you can go to a planet really fast, doesn't mean you'll have the proper equipment to survive there.
Aer0n7 years ago
Yeah, and going at the speed of light would also rip your limbs off and kill you.
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Kalle Saretsalo11 years ago
Nothing cool to see in our solar system, and at that speed it would still take 6 years to get to Alpha Centauri. And the way my luck is, there probably isn't a single burger joint over there.
At the speed of light?
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!?!
Any idea how Slow that actually is compared to the universe's scale??
It would take me a few hundred years to reach the nearest habitable planet!
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Devlar8 years ago
I typed "pewdiepie" into the URL and it took me to this question.
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skeleterezi9 years ago
let me tell you about aromanticism...
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Roverse8 years ago
If you do travle to any planet you'd die from not having any oxygen
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evolution21last year
Sorry moon
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PandaPlayzYT8 years ago
You would die just loose air and die
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Aer0n7 years ago
I"d still die from death by space.
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Da Mouse Slayah8 years ago
I have no love of my life and never will. 😎
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RandomNerd153 years ago
WHat if you have already met them...
That was hypothetical, I have not met that peson for me
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paratela8 years ago
Love is bullshit :D
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Macaronnn6 years ago
I'm gonna die single anyways... Oh well... *presses button*
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SheepDawg9 years ago
SCREW LOVE, IM GOING TO HEAVEN
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Mostevil948 years ago
Theres no love available for me anyways so i press.
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MNITIMMY8 years ago
the love of my life, would be female Jesus
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ALP10028 years ago
i don't see how that makes sence
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Natashar18 years ago
What is love I have a sickness that doesn't allow me to understand affection
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Fierceclaws6 years ago
Like, I"d need a hefty space-suit and a bunch of gear to even survive for a couple of seconds
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Ivan20069 years ago
"at the speed of light" still leaves you with travel times of decades to centuries for anything other than our solar system... not worth it.
i would absolutely. basically you dont have to go to another planet or anything just travel at the speed of light so you dont ages and get stuff done like homework. then you dont waste your life doing mundane tasks.
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Mrs.Claire8 years ago
I met mine and he is a monster.
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What?8 years ago
Docter who
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Kami Dere9 years ago
You can travel but you won't even survive on the planets XD!
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DerpFace928 years ago
I dont believe in love, so no downside. Plus, I can show my friends how fast I am.
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