Will You Press The Button?

A FREAKING DUCK8 years ago

get the superpower to have infinite superpowers, get the superpower to keep all your superpowers forever, get the superpower to be able to not feel pain, get the superpower to be immortal, get the superpower to be invulnerable, and bam. I'm a god with no downsides.

Steelecol42 years ago

Not able to feel pain isn’t a super power it’s a bad sickness you could break every bone in your body and not know you did or start bleeding out and not know so you die of blood loss

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Little Miss Spiteful6 years ago

1) ability to grant wishes 2) attempt to wish away downside 3) if downside can't be wished away, wish for the best possible painkillers 4) wish to always have wish power 5) have fun getting everything you always wanted

lifehacker4206 years ago

Get a superpower that changes the structure of people"s brains > shut off your pain sensors forever (or until next superpower day) > Enjoy your free powers!

The Howling Wolf6 years ago

Good plan I'm getting off topic here, but this is actually a very good photo of shrek

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MichaelEbbink6 years ago

Power to control probability. Probability that the second part doesn’t apply to me: 100%

Sir-loin-of-fil4 years ago

Without Fail

The_fat_one3 years ago

What if I made my super power to not have that excruciating pain for the next month

shipqueen287 years ago

So just be on your period for an entire month? Whatever.

BookedBeans7 years ago

This is what we call periods. Our superpower is mood swings and to calm us down you give us chocolate.

FreshMiNtMinjun6 years ago

And we need to sit on the bed or chair with the fear of having a fountain at our legs if we even stand up an inch

NikkiMarshall6 years ago

have the power to defy the laws of physics itself at your will. (no pain!)

Lizzie Long11 years ago

haha, i already have excrutiating pain once a month for a week! atleast this way i get super powers!

Look4thestars6 years ago

Best. Response. Ever.

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Theweewoowombat 6 years ago

Get the power to not have pain receptors

georgechapman7 years ago

Just get a super power that you couldn't feel pain

qqqqqqqqqqqqppppppppppp7 years ago

worth.

thelocalcannon7 years ago

becomes a dimension hopper hops in mlp use magic to weaken the pain or get butt loads of vykaden

ZerefDragneel7 years ago

But wait if I had a super power of anything I desire couldn't I say I wish to be immortal everything destroyed in my body is repaired instantly, I don't age, and I don't feel pain. so can't I fuck with what I must pay for the power lol

babybears8 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

GodDammitBilly9 years ago

Makes sense if you're using the power non-stop

Bkillenit3 years ago

I would make a power that makes me like the excruciating pain 💪🏾😏🥴

Chris01118 years ago

Guys.. the power to make LITERALLY anything appear in your hands. Like I could make a button appear. And when that button is pressed, I get everything I can think of!!

Anne12126 years ago

There are still painkillers

SCP Foundation8 years ago

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Ubercrow9 years ago

Fuck off with your ridiculous "loopholes." I'm pressing the button because it's worth it. Also, it says I "may" have an entire day every year; I can decide not to take it the next year if the pain is too much.

asdfjkl8 years ago

bruh... just get ur superpower to be that u can grant wishes then make urself not feel pain

TheLambofMC8 years ago

This power only stays in effect for one day. Also, you will feel pain "without fail", meaning there is no way to avoid it even with your power.

Wyatt03032 years ago

Just choose to have the ability to stop tome

gay_retard7 years ago

Gain the power to control time and space and slow time to a crawl, then mess around with everything

Psypher08 years ago

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OctyFox8 years ago

drugs exist for a reason.

spookytrash9 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

wabi-sabi6 years ago

Ultra Instinct! =D

Cherry Lemonade11 years ago

I CANT PICK!!!! EXCRUCIATING PAIN REGARDLESS

FreshMiNtMinjun6 years ago

I always want to get the superpower to fill things, anything. Like, bank account is at 0, boom, 1.000.000 on your bank account

nashnash308 years ago

the power of not feeling any pain

Slayer225218 years ago

It's only for one day

HayleeBurris7 years ago

whatevs...anything 4 superpowers!

babybears8 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

TTcool649 years ago

Power freeze time. Boom no more time limit

Bkillenit3 years ago

I would get a power that makes me like the pain win win

jackrabbit22599 years ago

February

NicerDicer6 years ago

get the superpower you can build everything you want and build a machine that makes sure you feel no pain next month.

SCP Foundation8 years ago

NEED YOUR HELP,PEOPLE!!!I WANT MARKIPLIER TO SEE THIS COMMENT AS SOON A POSSIBLE!!!PLEASE!!!BEG EVERYONE!!! JUST SPAM IT EVERYVERE,WHERE MARK CAN READ IT,OK?THANK YOU,DUDES!!! "MARK,I WANT TO ASK YOU AND BLOWETTY WILD TO PLAY ANY GAME!!!TOGATHER!!!I NEED...[Show full comment]

BrendanCross7 years ago

Smh

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Firetyper 8 years ago

One month of pain? Sure.

Firetyper 8 years ago

Oh. Just one day. Nope.

babybears8 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

ManFace23 months ago

it says you MAY. press the button but keep it for later

MaxBramley6 years ago

You could have the superpower to be immune to pain

RedFireFox49 years ago

As they say, YOLO!!

thezombiekiller7658 years ago

Teleport stell billions next day buy good pain killers

Darius Abend11 years ago

I already live in excruciating pain from all of my illnesses. I'll just take my pain medicine and at least be happy while I'm in pain. Worth it, anyway. :v

EineKartoffel6 years ago

Have my first superpower be month-of-pain-imposed-on-me-by-hypothetical-situation extermination.

IzzyLovegood897 years ago

Superpowers...do I need to say anything else?

babybears8 years ago

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Likigiur9 years ago

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RealSans2043 years ago

Get the power to not feel physical pain.

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