You get to be the president of the USA forever
but
You won't be able to have sex for 5 years
I will not


cuttlefishCuddler12 days ago
YEP! ANYT)(ING to get rid of t)(e current one. Also, I don't even N-E-ED sex!

MySistersBigToe8 years ago
*asexual laughter*

lukkkas8 years ago
no problem for me i am 12

AndyMan11YT3 months ago
Not anymore.
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DrCrypt8 years ago
I don't want to be president

JamesForeigner6 years ago
Ayy! I was wondering how long before I"d find someone who shared my sentiments here.

Gettothetardis7 years ago
Im too young for sex yay i win

Cross-sansy7 years ago
I'm 13 and not play ingredients on sex any time soon

realdonaldj7 years ago
Two words: Donald Trump

realdonaldj7 years ago
Lol got 1 like Ez

smhlol328 years ago
It's just 5 years and you could be president FOREVER

sigurdrp7 years ago
I'm just 10, so i cant have it for 5 years anyway

EmmaWhitehead7 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Nerdyboy7 years ago
It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14

Inka Halme11 years ago
I don't want to have sex anyway.

au1234last year
Same
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Rick-summer-morty6 years ago
Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches

DevPatel6 years ago
Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF

spurius1877 years ago
I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!

jkmc12058 years ago
First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.

dorkthelegend8 years ago
Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^

Kevin Tubridy11 years ago
a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.

The-Clever-One3 years ago
Wait am i immortal
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Amber Swanson11 years ago
America just turned into Hell

Smart retard8 years ago
Hmm mm I'm 8 years old, so hmmm... yep I'll take it!!!

Joeyisjoey7 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

UNSKILLEDKeks8 years ago
Hah! Im 12!

Pushdabutton6 years ago
I’m immortal, so I can do whatever I want :3

NuclearSheepd0g8 years ago
As soon as it's over have sex

Dartkirr3 months ago
two downsides in one button??

Themanpotato8 years ago
I'm not old enough to have sex

hamster can't fly9 years ago
Good dubble downside

TeamAwesomeness6 years ago
I will tell everyone that united states is of america,not itself america.

Perfect Fun Toys8 years ago
I DO NOT WANNA HAVE SEX. I just to beat Donald Trump to be the president

frenchan7 years ago
I don't want either of these.

AJ choose8 years ago
To much presher

Fanly8 years ago
Oh no the horror...ASEXUAL FTW

Kraotop8 years ago
I don't know if i really qualify for the job...

Crazzygamer163 years ago
So I'm 14 this would have no impact on me

Gamba_Craft8 years ago
Im 14, soooo... ita ok for me, because i will just have sex at 19+

Dayna Morris11 years ago
Wouldn't be able to do that, as I'm Canadian

BlazeoFT7 years ago
I can't deal with that responsibility

jk15548 years ago
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Ninjatck4 years ago
Virgin gang rise up

Crazyjay588 years ago
I can wait

Phaelen Wheeler11 years ago
join the US with Canada, and get infinite money? plus, I'm stayin' an virgin forever so, all the upsides.

Zoriu8 years ago
im 2 years so thats ok for me

Jorja2466 years ago
Well looks like the 8 year old snuck onto the computer again..... Whoops

djpg218 years ago
Im 14 so...

doctor_cocter7 years ago
1. i don't want to be president 2. ima die a virgin.

spurius1877 years ago
You poor poor soul... that"s a sad and lonely way to go.

Trolerp8 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TNThacker20157 years ago
I'm 9 so hahahah

Dragonater909 years ago
Too much work being the president

SuperWhoLockians7 years ago
what if I don't want to be president?

Prince kirito8 years ago
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