Will You Press The Button?

You get to be the president of the USA forever

but

You won't be able to have sex for 5 years

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cuttlefishCuddlerlast year

YEP! ANYT)(ING to get rid of t)(e current one. Also, I don't even N-E-ED sex!

MySistersBigToe9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

lukkkas10 years ago

no problem for me i am 12

AndyMan11YTlast year

Not anymore.

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DrCrypt10 years ago

I don't want to be president

JamesForeigner8 years ago

Ayy! I was wondering how long before I"d find someone who shared my sentiments here.

Gettothetardis8 years ago

Im too young for sex yay i win

Cross-sansy8 years ago

I'm 13 and not play ingredients on sex any time soon

smhlol3210 years ago

It's just 5 years and you could be president FOREVER

realdonaldj8 years ago

Two words: Donald Trump

realdonaldj8 years ago

Lol got 1 like Ez

sigurdrp8 years ago

I'm just 10, so i cant have it for 5 years anyway

EmmaWhitehead8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Inka Halme12 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway.

au12343 years ago

Same

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Nerdyboy8 years ago

It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14

Rick-summer-morty7 years ago

Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches

DevPatel7 years ago

Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF

spurius1878 years ago

I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!

jkmc12059 years ago

First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago

a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.

The-Clever-One4 years ago

Wait am i immortal

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dorkthelegend10 years ago

Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^

Amber Swanson12 years ago

America just turned into Hell

reaper009 years ago

You get to be president forever but you can't do it with someone unroll 5 years ok

Migdin18 years ago

I dont want to move to America or become president...

Sunny Side-up Dick10 years ago

You can fvck everything after 5 yrs suffering bitch.

Silly_Simonlast year

*laughs in asexual*

kurapika9 years ago

im in frikin middle school

pzhikcloethaeges likhrethyioprioj10 years ago

double downside

Bagger-BK7 years ago

There are blowjobs.

notthatimportant8 years ago

I'm not american so how would that work?

monkeyfromspace10 years ago

i don't need to have sex

ishsbsjshsh4 years ago

I am 12

( Jeff The Killer )9 years ago

Nope.I dont see myself ever becoming Ptesident. I wouldnt be able to handle it

Wesley Coolen12 years ago

I knew the country would be run by dead people sooner or later

mein-fuhrer7 years ago

I'm still a virgin

RandomCookiesTheFangurl9 years ago

I DON'T WANNA BE PREZ

waterwinter78575 years ago

im still under age

Crazyjay589 years ago

Not gay but this seems interesting

Jason Dittmann12 years ago

well in five years I will be 18 so fuck it why not?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

The current president would be so stressed by his choices

predatorxsp9 years ago

I don't want to be involved in politics, so I will not!

HaruyukiMiyoshi8 years ago

I can be the president forever, and I just have to wait 5 years. That"s perfect.

InhaleExhaleStrike!10 years ago

Im 12. I already cant have sex for five years.

Sinning For Sans9 years ago

I don't want to be involved in politics anyways.

Bluefox73last month

Is it good for me to be president？lol

cherryisgonnakickyourbutt9 years ago

wtf thats disgusting well you can still watch porn right?

MangoMadness10 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway.

fantasydriver1247 years ago

im going to be a terrible president anyway and i don't need sex but i still press it

Jackie boy9 years ago

I'm 10 I'm not kidding

yerbuddyboston3 years ago

I just don’t want to be president

lazoreffect9 years ago

5 years without sex. Fuck that shit

AGW11 years ago

welp then il fap 5 years

ValerieParker7 years ago

I could have been the Eternal President. And then my evil son would take over, as the Great Leader.

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