I just got a letter from xandar the lying alien. It says I'll be hit by a bus soon. Anyways, off to NYC to visit my aunt!
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Nick-Wilde7 years ago
If that"s the case, why can't you just say, "The thing written at the bottom is not true, but in fact is a lie; I'm actually [Your Name]..." That doesn't mention the signature, so I see no downside.
Laserwolflast year
That does in fact mention the signature it"s directly talking about the signature
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Ahemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm7 years ago
What is this letter I just got from Xandar the lying alien?
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StormyAnne7 years ago
I have a symbol I made when I was eight and have been marking all of my artwork with since. It"s not technically a signature but I could use it to let past me know who it really was. Sooooo loophole I guess...
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Destructer2463 years ago
Say something only you know that has already happend to your past self and then i"m pretty sure i will believe it (and freak out a little xD )
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WBGrock7 years ago
So,you put rather specific lies, such ad; powerball was not thesr numbers on this date.
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rubytemple8 years ago
There is no downside😂
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N-rage6 years ago
So thats what that was!
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Unicorn446247 years ago
Just write it either REALLY small or with an invisible ink pen
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Betchalicious7 years ago
id belive that the signature was from me
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KrisZone8 years ago
Time to tell myseld the answers to the test.
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mouse8 years ago
The past is in the paaaaaast!
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Dorough7 years ago
All I"d have to do is mention something that only I knew at the time.
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ArKade478 years ago
My past self wouldn't believe that anyways.
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chenideng2 months ago
maybe i would believe it and have anything i want
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Mr Medical8 years ago
That is pretty close to my actual name. I will just say fuck you to my past self
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Trixie3 years ago
I just got a letter from Xander the lying alien. Apparently I’m going to never find love. Weird.
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thingsaregoodbadthingsarenotgoodgitgoodname7 years ago
Gr8
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Ionos6 years ago
Write Xander the lying alien in a language the past you didn’t understand,boom
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Spewkies8 years ago
I would probably recognize my own hand writing. I would sketch a swastika to prove to myself it was me.
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Starsailor83last year
If it"s a letter, past me would recognize my terrible hand writing
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starflame117 years ago
Simple, tell yourself the opposite of what you want to say
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ThePaulDude6 years ago
But signing the the letter would be mentioning the signature.
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Prince Hans8 years ago
Lol wow so I can write ANYTHING? I could tell myself not to forget stuff... keep myself from getting hurt... No downside.
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aliceirene6 years ago
I would pay attention to the letter in the back of my mind anyway!
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goosifyed2 months ago
"fool is thee, for you shall see, in 2/3 years, you'll soon be me. your gold is gone and your assets locked. when you have finished recording, please press one."
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Mattfish7 years ago
Don't go hit on that hot chick that isn't at the counter over there. It"s a bad idea. -Xandar the lying alien
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Lostsoul13138 years ago
I have paranoia so I'd probably believe it but not know if I should. Then question if it ever happens thus missing what I said in the letter.
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DJGamer6 years ago
No way
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Tricky7 years ago
I would actually find that hilarious so why not
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VelocityRaptor287 years ago
use reverse psychology, or prank yourself for shits and giggles
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GeneralSquish8 years ago
K. So what
GeneralSquish8 years ago
You can say it's your future self by proving it and signing it in the letter.
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KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
dont mention the signature, just mention its you from the past
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RF99Z7 years ago
Dear past me?
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210727Frake6 years ago
“Can” write the letter.... no downside *clicks shiny button at 12: 46 AM*
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eatsoupnow26 days ago
i just troll myself no downside
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Mariaaaa7 years ago
Didnt say anything about writing multiple...
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ChickenSky7 years ago
WHAT IF IN THE FUTURE, I CHANGE MY NAME TO "Xandar the lying alien"?!
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rubytemple8 years ago
There is no downside😂
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TheUltimateButton3 years ago
my name is xander i almost had a heart attack
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Clavis6 years ago
Just make the first sentence " hey me, I'm you from the future "
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Psycho3337 years ago
Well then if you have to call yourself a liar why not just write the opposite of what you want your past self to do?
Maybe "the lottery numbers will NOT be" (numbers here)
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BobaFettinthehouse7 years ago
You can do the signature in very tiny handwriting
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kyle5318 years ago
)|. so mad
whats wrong with me
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Smartdud6 months ago
Just write in on a black light pen and send the pen with it too
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moomoogirafe7 years ago
Just include the quotes
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JTminegamer8 years ago
Dear JTminegamer,
Fuck you.
-Xandar the lying alien
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Rolitrix6993 years ago
Even if I did send messages from the future to my younger self I know my younger self wouldn’t care
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