You would write a best-selling novel
but
You would have an ugly scar across your face
I will not


Tayler Martin11 years ago
Scars are fucking awesome.

Snoopy10126 years ago
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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elasp_bth8 years ago
Scars ain't a big deal, and my dream since I was 5 is to write a bestseller.

angelcorpse8 years ago
Good luck

Devmiester8 years ago
More like a badass scar

Vorgi4 years ago
I have one on my elbow which looks like a demented dry Spanish cucumber

Kacchan5 years ago
Guys, just use make-up.

Curtis Karpe8 years ago
the scar will be super tiny and scar are awsome

LusciousLevitticus7 years ago
It says it will be across your face so it won't be tiny

Whatamidoing37 years ago
Downside? I'll look fucking badass

BartekTomasik6 years ago
Is that Tord or Chara?

Kittenlover1017 years ago
It would be a large scar diagonally from the bottom right of my face to the top left.

FlorencePierce7 years ago
Sounds way cool. I"d buy that - and the book!

JessS7 years ago
Freakin Harry Potter!! If he wrote his own books …

P77 years ago
I'm a badass author, hell yeah!

TheRadiantDehd7 years ago
Hahaha. I'm a writer, AND I"ve got more than enough scars on my face for me, and the Brady Bunch, So it"s a pure win for me.

Vinil Scratch8 years ago
This sounds amazing! Why wouldn't you want an awesome scar?

Annie4Realz8 years ago
Scars are actually pretty cool.

Princessofgame8 years ago
I will use The book to fix my scar. But only if it is very terrible. I don't think that scars are very horrible

Princessofgame8 years ago
The money of the book, i mean

Catnipmisty 8 years ago
Cool scar that will be me

Tannaz Azad11 years ago
Scars are awesome but if said scar isn't awesome then I can use the money from the book to fix it

D YellowMadness7 years ago
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Rocco Cannone11 years ago
idc id look like tyrion lmao

Kel VoiceBox11 years ago
It's a made up tale about ow I got the scar.

Nina Fontana11 years ago
remind me of harry potter ... except the scar is not especially ugly

Robert Forrest Dockham11 years ago
Chicks Dig Scars

Dylan DeMaris11 years ago
It would make you have character

Gina Janic11 years ago
I will be called Scar Face from now on

Dayna Morris11 years ago
Doesn't matter, I'd still be a best - selling author

Ethan Schroeder11 years ago
Already got one.

Col Anderson11 years ago
People would then call me Scarface :P

Erik Pavlovitšev11 years ago
The last piece of becoming The Joker...Proceed

Smile-Dog Jpg11 years ago
I don't see a downside?

Otaku Alex11 years ago
Scars are awesome. Pls make happen. Oh wait, I don't write books and never will.

Kelsey Starbuck11 years ago
Would you like to know how i got this scar?

Selmar Koning11 years ago
i already have 8 of those scars on my face, so number 9 can join in as well

Mattdoherty7 years ago
Fuck yea chicks dig scars

Yasinator3608 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

AlmightyDuckLord2 years ago
Scars are sick so yes

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Pain fades, bruises heal & chicks dig scars!

Fenwyn086 years ago
There is ABSOLUTELY no downside

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
never says it hurts.

Server5100153 years ago
I can be Undertaker from Black Butler.

Badflar8 years ago
The Witcher

l_bin396 years ago
@Harry potter

CyberClutch8 years ago
A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS

TeamKobus27 years ago
Scars are fucking awesome! Only if it isn't in the form of a dick

annapenguin9 years ago
I aspire to be a writer and I already have a scar on my face... No downside for me :)

CollinCarter7 years ago
I would, but I choose not to. I like the scar, though.

moogoescat8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

poptartcats7 years ago
HELL YEAH SCARS ARE COOL

hy3rid9 years ago
why not it would make you look cooler

SpiderCommander8 years ago
I want a badass scar across my cheek

I_DONT_UNDERSTAND_TAXES2 months ago
a scar isn't that big a deal

SkyDaVampire 8 years ago
It, sadly, would be an improvement to my facr. ;-;

Lzke6 years ago
Interviewer: So where did you get this scar? Me: I got it from fighting a dragon back in my youth. Sneaky bastard, thought it could just launch a surprise-attack...

Springtrap19878 years ago
dude I hate the other 39 percent...
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