Will You Press The Button?

beatles149 years ago

Aromantic asexual ðŸ˜‘

billbillerson6 years ago

No one asked for your input, dunce

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KayleighMcVey6 years ago

asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson6 years ago

Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

abcedarian8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

fitetoon9 years ago

Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf9 years ago

I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson6 years ago

No one gives a shit...

TeddyBear9 years ago

I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson6 years ago

Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity

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SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

Chiara Searle11 years ago

It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague4 years ago

I think it means instant death

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le_lonely_loser6 years ago

IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e6 years ago

Bill fuck you

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TundrumMax7 years ago

I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman6 years ago

Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.

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Redbuck17 years ago

Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman6 years ago

No, a male bee

Lost pause fan8 years ago

Anal?

Alistair Ball11 years ago

Praying mantis style!

KaynanK8 years ago

46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.

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Joree Rising11 years ago

Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal64512 months ago

Fuck off bill

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kster488 years ago

Anal sex problem solved. (For any of u trolls out there it says intercourse which means dick in pussy, so my solution is valid)

azraeloni9 years ago

Ftw yay snap your dick in half fuckin her forever

coolcatfuturecat8 years ago

Ops typo hehehe

higakoryu7 years ago

Levi72 years ago

I'm asexual so haha

Rachel Gonzalez11 years ago

open relationship...allow eachother to have sex with others

CoffeeBeanChild7 years ago

so you fuck sam winchester (everyone he fucks dies)

Shirokuma8 years ago

It's like American Horror Story: Coven, but you die instead xD

dantdarkone8 years ago

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Lostsoul13138 years ago

I was wondering were all the spam went, haven't seen much for ever. I wish it was gone now...-_-

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Kittenlover1016 years ago

(At wherever the FUCK you go after dying) damn button

Devin Locke11 years ago

Fun fact, in some species of bee, the males always die after intercourse, doesn't stop them.

Alex146 years ago

So bee lifecycle?

dudebro1018 years ago

Fuck like right after or over the the amount of 24 hours

Lady Madam 10 years ago

This means gays can get married, *Clicks button*

Emopasta7 years ago

Asexual love. LGBT+ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

billbillerson6 years ago

OH FUCK YOU

Ecege_Arg8 years ago

lel stupid question!!

That_Guuy8 years ago

i don't think Bruce Willis can recreate Die Hard after this XD

floratree48 years ago

just dont have intercourse. I mean it's possible

GodOfLasagne3 years ago

just be virgin

Nebulously cool9 years ago

How many times? I mean I would have sex everyday

TheSpine6 years ago

dosent matter had sex

lol. love is fucking bullcrap XD

Intergalactic Man8 years ago

Then we won't go through intercourse.

Xx_geeway_xX8 years ago

God dammit Sam. Why did you click this button?

taozi9 years ago

As long as I got that good dick once

H&eacute;ber8 years ago

At least I will die happy

Animesucks172 years ago

Imagine having children

Erik Torres11 years ago

Friendzoned stops this so what's the point?

RoryTheNerdQueen7 years ago

So basically you"d be any girl Sam Winchester was with?

Skozlos5 years ago

Uhmm

Sarah Morgan11 years ago

Just never have sex. Simple

Freeyehaz 8 years ago

What's the point

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

kster488 years ago

Intercourse means penis in vagina, answer to the problem is just have anal sex only. And if u want kids, then u adopt

Elish6 years ago

[Asexual laughs in the distance]

Z0m41e6 years ago

bill, fuck you.

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