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you meet and marry the woman/man of your dreams

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you die after having intercourse

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beatles149 years ago

Aromantic asexual ðŸ˜‘

billbillerson6 years ago

No one asked for your input, dunce

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KayleighMcVey6 years ago

asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson6 years ago

Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

abcedarian8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

fitetoon9 years ago

Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf9 years ago

I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson6 years ago

No one gives a shit...

TeddyBear9 years ago

I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson6 years ago

Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity

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SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

Chiara Searle11 years ago

It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague4 years ago

I think it means instant death

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le_lonely_loser6 years ago

IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e6 years ago

Bill fuck you

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TundrumMax7 years ago

I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman6 years ago

Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.

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Redbuck17 years ago

Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman6 years ago

No, a male bee

Lost pause fan8 years ago

Anal?

Alistair Ball11 years ago

Praying mantis style!

KaynanK8 years ago

46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.

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Joree Rising11 years ago

Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal64512 months ago

Fuck off bill

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Pinkflap978 years ago

She can still give me oral sex so like, no problem here???

EmmaPetch10 years ago

Intercourse means vaginal sex, so you could still do oral

yohanesdevil7 years ago

just don't have intercourse lol there are other ways to have sex if you must

UnseenCapybara5 years ago

That means I die having sex. Later virgins 😎✌🏼

Tasch Aimsley11 years ago

Foreplay it is then.

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Totyjoe8 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex

No_Life_King426 years ago

Didn't say anything about blowjobs, anal, ect.... I see no major downside here.

memes memes everywhere9 years ago

I don't dream + im acesectual

TuxTeal64512 months ago

Fuck you bill

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Atomicman9607 years ago

Dont care, had sex

coolcatfuturecat8 years ago

Ewwwwwwwwww no

Alpha1108 years ago

Has the creator ever heard of adoption

BGSDilemma8 years ago

*have you ever heard about sex?

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bilboyou22 years ago

my two top wish"s

Gay_pinecone8 years ago

FINALLY ITS FOR ALL GENSERS AND NOT JUST THE THURSTY STRAIGHT GUYS

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Megalodonslava6 years ago

Lol no

Allison Kay11 years ago

Not a huge loss lol

Fangirl7809 years ago

@taozi that comment XD

Jeffe_M.8 years ago

story of every married person ever..

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Asexuals laughing in the distance

Mihaahim4 years ago

Bil WTF is your problm

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rabbitman8 years ago

noooooooooo not the intercorse

Lil Ugly Mane10 years ago

The woman of my dreams is only into anal anyway. Score!

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

DaRealConMan3 years ago

My future wife and I would just choose to NOT have sex

Eeli Saretsalo11 years ago

not gonna have sex.EVER! HOORAY TO LOOPHOLES!!!!!!! :D

komodoking1758 years ago

still worth it. I will just adopt

ThefateoftheFINGERRRRRR9 years ago

Adopt a child. Duh

coolcatfuturecat8 years ago

LOL someone poop ten years ago

happydog9 years ago

Adopt plus I cant have kids anyway

Carry-on-Castiel7 years ago

I'm Ace. This is perfect

billbillerson6 years ago

Bullshit. I call TOTAL BULLSHIT

Levi72 years ago

Me being a raging asexual >:)

Miguel BolaÃ±os11 years ago

you kidding me?

zachintosh7 years ago

so i die from busting a nut? lit

FatPif8 years ago

What about when i an 90?

ShadowVanHelsing8 years ago

Not. Worth. It.

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

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