You can talk to cats
but
they are really racist and hate you
I will not


Rice Cake Man8 years ago
Good! I'll insult them with everything I've got! Then there will be a war consisting of humans versus cats! The ultimate battle of supremacy!

Migdin18 years ago
No it would just be a war between all of the cats and you. Not anyone else becouse they will think you are crazy.

catlovelr8 years ago
why is everyone hating on cats, they're being defensive if they're scared they're going to defend themselves, if someone came up to you about to hit u with a shovel, would you want people to hate you because you smacked the person trying to hurt u? no, animals have rights to

SHAPESHIFTING_DRAGON2 years ago
hey I am going to make a "dilemma" like this but the downside will be something nobody cares about like one more oxygen atom on 51 Pegasi so we can talk to cats
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Nasho3 years ago
"hey hello cat" "f*ck you"

boocat17678 years ago
The assumption that cats already hate us. Why?

Nosaj8 years ago
They don't. People are just stupid, get scratched, then assume cats hate them. While in actuality, most cats will be nice to you if you're nice to them.

Dark_Hunter976 years ago
What’s new pussy cat? Woah woah.

Valerie Dunn11 years ago
pretty sure that's how they are anyway I mean, they bring you animals they've hunted because they think you're too stupid to do it for yourself. Adorable, evil, little critters.

DestiniesTide7 years ago
They do it to be nice like a gift
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cookbadger8 years ago
I can talk to cats... they cannot reply, and that's for the best.

Fabr1z1o_Cur16 years ago
They are already mean >:(

devilsadvocate6896 years ago
Let cats be cats

DestiniesTide7 years ago
Haters gonna hate

Undyne is the best ever 8 years ago
does that mean...MEW MEW CATS BECOME MEAN?

killerpiigz8 years ago
THAT'S SO ADORABLE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victor_Z_Awesome8 years ago
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Assata R11 years ago
cats already hate everyone

☆Tinker☆7 years ago
I basically make friends with every cat I see. And whats the point in talking to cats if their just going to bully you?
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Dustin Wood11 years ago
they hate me already

Hello Mr Jello8 years ago
Pretty much just like any cat

Undead_Chicken7 months ago
I can already talk to cats, they just can't understand me

Toexandu8 years ago
I already talk to my cats...

bobthebogan7 years ago
talk them into killing themselves

lemonfucker8 years ago
I can enlighten them.

UHSLbi_icon3 years ago
oh damn

Dilbagdongs8 years ago
I hate cats

coghalo33147 years ago
i'll kick a cat if it talks shit to me

Mani Balani10 years ago
I could make a great profit from that

CipheredMind8 years ago
So, basically they don't change...

BunneyHonney7 years ago
just make them like you then xD

Shane Gunston11 years ago
Do they tell racist jokes?

The true LegoEater08 years ago
RACIST CATS! RACIST CATS! Err... Hello there!

StormTDR6 years ago
I luv cats but I can easily see them being racist

LBiscuit8 years ago
WHO CARES IF THEY ARE RACIST, MEOW!!!!

WillYouPressDemButton8 years ago
i can tell the police that cats are racist

DestiniesTide7 years ago
Ya and tell them what I can speak to cats and their being racist

NathanielSugden7 years ago
You"re just describing what cats think.

AlaricDracor9 years ago
So its like everytime. Cats hate humans

TheAlphaKitten8 years ago
I feel so conflicted on this one! I have 3 cats and I want to understand what they're saying but I don't want them to hate me! BUT IT NEVER SAID YOU COULD MAKE THEM LIKE YOU AGAIN!!! THEN ME AND MY CATS CAN BE BESTIES!!!!!!!!!

DestiniesTide7 years ago
Good idea

coppermc2 years ago
how are they racist if they arent human they would be racist to cats not humans

Arby8 years ago
That is okay they are my least favourite animal anyway, they kill for fun this would just prove the point that they are evil.

thomashailey678 years ago
It's actually not just for fun. Cats have natural predatorial instincts and all but a few eat what they kill. They're not evil. They're just assholes.

AaronBallZ3 years ago
Tell that to Ryan george by time travelling before he wished cat could talk

Monkiegamer157 years ago
I am white so what are they going to see

Caroline Castellano11 years ago
So I'll just hate on them

Hazelnut_46 years ago
I hate cats. Why would I want to talk to one? To exchange insults with it lol

avrand68 years ago
Hearing cats would be annoying as fuck

yodelz3457 years ago
What is this person on

Aaron Ross11 years ago
If its reversible then I will press

Heyunicornhey8 years ago
It seems funny !! Yeeeeees!!!!!

unicornlover5148 years ago
why would you want to speek to cats, they only think about food enyway

KaptainKosher547 months ago
“Hey kittie” “kys”

Steampunkwarrior8 years ago
Cats are evil anyways I can just tell them I hate them win win

Ramanuta6 years ago
I just make them Love me, i mean, i dont like it, if a other person hates me, so, i dont wana be hated by Cats. I just be nice all the time, at some point tey will see, i am anice person.

RuneMarauder8 years ago
whats the downside lol

Marshall-Pog3 years ago
I dont really like casts, so i"d slur at them as well.

Im not Jesus8 years ago
So,im just insane
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