Will You Press The Button?

Ninja_pig8 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin696 months ago

Over 40 years ago now

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The_old_hag8 years ago

Well I shit my pants again

bombday7 years ago

better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite8 years ago

Much spam such anoying

Panifex6 years ago

Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t...[Show full comment]

Marianbitch7 years ago

Instead of king for girls it"s queen

2fab4ubich8 years ago

HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin16 years ago

If you swap genders to male the you can be a king

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Michael Schwartz11 years ago

i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

Perfect...there is still light in the world

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beta9 years ago

well that escalated quickly

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey8 years ago

Oh hell no

ConsultingAngelInABowtie118 years ago

I am a girl so I would become a queen meaning either way this does not apply to me.

KawaiiCelebi8 years ago

Soooo I'm a girl. I become queen the bowel movements happen regularly. Aight sounds good.

CreeperCraft1378 years ago

I need dose muddakwukking bowels

Crabiolli3 years ago

I'm lonely all the time

sayaka9 years ago

The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

vitor_bowen8 years ago

i do not want to be a king :P

Acat647 years ago

I'm not a man

HannahOran218 years ago

I will sacrifices for the betterment of humanity. I WILL REIN.

Anthony Harrison8 years ago

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Cheeese23 days ago

what if you already don't have control of the bowels

RamHam18 years ago

Hmm, nobody said I couldn't become a peasant and then become a king with love and die for family.

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

3 things 1. Love is more important than ruling 2. I'm way too lazy to be a king 3. It sounds stressful

ddubz8579 years ago

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DavidLetterman8 years ago

So basically I'm Hitler?

MommyDildo8 years ago

There's always that one guy who doesn't fuck off and gets on everyone's nerves FUCK YOU KEINO

Asshat010 years ago

If you re king, force a relationship. You make the rules.

Friendlymouse7 years ago

Hello what about being a queen

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX8 years ago

I have loved with hookers

HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIES8 years ago

Are there any girls on this website lol

MazMeowmam7 years ago

I don't think any of girls would ever comment to you with that name... XD " HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIDS "

Ionlydidthistocomment3 years ago

I don’t wanna be a king anyway

ravebrain8 years ago

i will live on a toilet for a few years as i correct all the worlds problems and invest in planetary colonization of mars and terraforming technology

Onaga8 years ago

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MommyDildo8 years ago

I Don't Wanna Die My Ass Off

sayaka9 years ago

The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

Yuri-Chan7 years ago

I want kids so i wont press the button.

Eric Pedrido11 years ago

*If I could rule, the world, I'd shit uncontollably-hee, dun dun dun da-dun dun da dun dun* -coldplay

KitKatTheRed7 years ago

I"M (not) THE KING OF THE WORLD

Mr Medical8 years ago

Just wear a bucket on your ass and a cup on your dick and there will be slightly fixed. If its love you want just get a hooker. Easy-As-Worlds easiest game

vinicyos8 years ago

i can fuck some bitchs all ready

MazMeowmam7 years ago

Are you gay? Not to be offensive.

Bcorb659 years ago

Not my bowels!

MixedFandoms6 years ago

So, I get to be King George the III?

Maqil8 years ago

Fuck love.

FaggotxxNamexx7 years ago

That doesn't mean that you can't have sex, that doesn't count as love.

Imoutofnameideas7 years ago

No will when you crap on them.

redstoneminer1118 years ago

why the website uses cookies

thor14589 years ago

I'll follow in the footsteps of Leonardo DeCaprio "I'm the king of the world"... Only I refuse to get killed by my love throwing me into the ice cold water.

nilsilly8 years ago

I'll be lord shitstorm XD

ChunkyRaguYT7 years ago

Basically I would be king of the world and my future live life would stay the same as it would normally. I see no downside.

GodOfLasagne3 years ago

i will wear period pants

Beans65438 years ago

I'd rather be POOR and have a Happy/Sad little family of my own than be lonely and be King of the World.

kikifich8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Unicorn1118 years ago

Can I be a queen

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