Will You Press The Button?

You can drink poison and your body stores it in your eyeballs to squirt at people

but

you instantly become known around the world as a criminal.

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Terabyte2 years ago

depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Sudokori 9 years ago

Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

StraightOuttaMewni7 years ago

Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

xSodium8 years ago

This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh6 years ago

Why would you not?

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Alexis McCann10 years ago

so what exactly is the downside??

autocar668 years ago

Dont see it eighter :P

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SoufsButtonBashing6 years ago

Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza487 years ago

So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

Bushra Khan11 years ago

HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi2033 years ago

Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them

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derpisthebestweapon8 years ago

so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf4209 years ago

you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe9 years ago

THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl042910 years ago

Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree6 years ago

squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby11 years ago

as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

Arthur_Sarue7 years ago

ALL OF THE FUGU!

Sian Elizabeth Williams11 years ago

I see absolutely no downside to this.

NightOwl2348 years ago

screw being a criminal u can just kill people with ur eye poison

liamcullins2 years ago

How baked was the person who came up with this question?? 😂😂

Jharte958 years ago

Beware of Deathglare

Sonanoka~8 years ago

Is that so? That's dumb

Caelantree6 years ago

squirt it at the people who see me and recognise me as a criminal

Gbruhman449 years ago

You been hit by... OW! You been squirted by.... IT BURNS!! A snake criminal

l0l_pyshc1c7 years ago

Wat

yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago

yeahhhhhh!

KarukikuPresses9 years ago

What if? I'm already a criminal?

Watermelonman7 years ago

Reminds me of jacksepticeye

Carlos_998 years ago

As long as I can fight against Peter Parker that's okay

MissDIFRNCE8 years ago

Supervillain life here I come

MrBreast2 months ago

yahimiaca

Latooflo7 years ago

I CAN FINALLY DRINK BLEACH

ZaneFlare10 years ago

upside?

golden_wind3 years ago

So like space ripper stingy eye"s

Ethan Mouta9 years ago

WolfenShadow, 8000+ lol

OrcaCatGaming7 years ago

If anyone arrests me, I'll shoot eyeball poison at them.

Raymondo8 years ago

It's able to kill people that's why its cool

Fudge7 years ago

i already said no twice!

ARiA10898 years ago

a for real lizard that spits blood from its eyes

RGPZ6 years ago

Just Use Them For Good And You Wont Be Hunted Youll Be A Superhero And Almost Everyoe (Apart From Villains) Will Love You LOOPHOLE FOUND

toxic-reaper8 years ago

no up side

Sarahthecat9 years ago

Just squirt the poison at anyone who tries to call the cops

FrameRate8 years ago

wth wth wth wth wth wth wth

Slurmp_7 years ago

Drink poisonous acid! MELT MORTALS!!!!

Wieger Piekema11 years ago

SURE

snailbob648 years ago

i can just poison whoever attacks me

pauldano_lover_xoxo2 years ago

Who ever made this site fix your shit, adds cover the button half the time jesus christ

Pootis bird8 years ago

HEY! Im squirtin on bad people

Tigger2.008 years ago

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1

Gman3335 years ago

Cops and robbers

The Dapper Lynx9 years ago

Those BOTH sound like bad things.

Ifredward7 years ago

O_o

WatermelonTitan8 years ago

ewww...

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