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You become the next Jesus and can cure the world of most of its problems.
but
You will get persecuted, tortured and killed by Jews (Embarrassing)
Next


SF1NX CZ8 years ago
Just bring Hitler back to life, he will take care of that problem.

FlyingStars_3 months ago
Nice one
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Magickat8 years ago
I love Jesus and I'd like to help the world, buuutt.... i'm only human.

Nosaj8 years ago
Right! The fact that Jesus is God is kind of a big detail.

skittleboy7 years ago
that"s racist

sovietchicken7 years ago
Hey you want to hear a secret (jesus was Jewish)

TerensuhackerX8 years ago
You motherfucker how dare you describe the death of Jesus as'Embarrassing' !

Panko12last year
Maybe humiliating is a more appropriate word as death on a cross was described as a humiliating death in the Bible
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DontPressButton7 years ago
Well, Jesus was never embarrassed, and he did die on the cross for our sins, and he did come back from the dead.

AF6 years ago
@LEGOsrs7 Harry didn't die. He was just unconscious about half a second.
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Darkiplier6668 years ago
Hell NO! Fuck that! I'm not pressing that button! Never in a million years!

IsThisOriginal5 years ago
Same

Natanm16 years ago
I'm doing the right thing, who cares if I die

God7076 years ago
Jews arent like that! T_T They wont kill such a great person!

Agnes Stöhr11 years ago
FUCK YOU to the one who came up with this. YOU FUCKING ANTISEMITIST, I wish you the world's worst. Seriously.

Emerald_Timelast year
Yeah, Seriously.
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BunnyLoverGirl7 years ago
It"s worth it. 🙏🏼

ASAEDRIS7 years ago
you cant go off and make fun of the bible like that! you know what... im done with this site for a day

jkmc12057 years ago
Do I come back to life?

Karis7 years ago
Whatever, I pushed the button. I don't care if I'm prosecuted by jews or by romans, like the original Jesus.

Triggeredhawkmemes8 years ago
GOD DAMN JEWS

ib8u8 years ago
Call Hitler

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
there is only 1 son of the most high God;Christ Jesus king of king,lord of lords.

LedgendaryDoge8 years ago
i'd sacrifice. lol.

Smexyunicorn8 years ago
That With the jewishthing is just mean .-.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
so basically repeat history with the first one then?

ProStudios8 years ago
What if I cure the Jews....?

Zion Burns 8 years ago
That's what jesus did and they still betrayed him, called him names and tried to stone him according to the new testament

Jake Delano11 years ago
I'll gladly put myself in harm for the greater good of others :)

Jonnytilson7 years ago
Shut up nerd
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Shane Levesque11 years ago
Jesus was Jewish

AF6 years ago
@HufflepuffsArePartivularyGoodFinders I live in Israel and most of us are white. Israel isn't that close to the equator.
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Rachael Snider11 years ago
Pssst. It was the Romans who crucified Jesus. And since it was what He was meant to do anyway, it's sort of a moot point.

Mikeymorphine928 years ago
I thought the Romans were suppose to do it, then chickened out so the Jews ended up killing him
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ale_jk8 years ago
fuck you and problem,i can live

ejbadger9 years ago
just run the fuck away

Timelypat7 years ago
Dude... Not cool.

Mia Eshkol11 years ago
Im jewish and we did not killed Jesus there are evidence that its wrong//

A22h013 8 years ago
I am my name

Apollo9242 years ago
I mean if Jesus god how will I die. I immortal so I won’t die by those Jewish murders.

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TheOOOF4 years ago
But the bible said that if Jesus will come back the wirld will end and the finall judgement will happen..

TheOOOF4 years ago
Thats why im not pressing this button.. sorry world

goodman9 years ago
Just hide in the shadows

Kanon7 years ago
Sieg heil

DestinyandFate9 years ago
For the greater good, meh.

DontPressButton7 years ago
There can only be one...

zi epic button8 years ago
I DONT NEED TO BE JESUS I JUST NEED TO PRRRAAAYYYYYY:3

xLazerTheGamer8 years ago
As a jew i would like to tell u to go f@#$ youself m8 jeez worst game ever

Lord-Derpicus6 years ago
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Inkboi2 years ago
But since your Jesus just use hitlers face. It’s gonna send them running!

Datoneday9 years ago
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DragonEXE7 years ago
Just toss a penny at them and they will stop what ever they are doing

AF6 years ago
What the heck?

I love cats!8 years ago
Whats Jews? Do they mean "Jaws"?

HufflepuffsAreParticularlyGoodFinders8 years ago
I'm sorry are you actually being serious right now? "Jews" is a term for Jewish people. And if you are mocking Jewish people than shame on you.

Jonnytilson7 years ago
Hehe nerd

Legend.nintendo1018 years ago
I think the real question is, Is the real Jesus OK with this?

SBEVE5 years ago
Hitler made this

[email protected]9 years ago
Thou shalt not sin against the lord thy god

Rob Anybody8 years ago
I have no lords nor gods.

sdho20038 years ago
This is so antisemitist.

18mlivingston9 years ago
I shall do it for the good of all just like past Jesus

CiaranPlimbley7 years ago
sove the worlds jew problem what
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