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32535 (37%) people have pressed this button, while 54274 (63%) did not.
You become the next Jesus and can cure the world of most of its problems.
but
You will get persecuted, tortured and killed by Jews (Embarrassing)
Next


SF1NX CZ8 years ago
Just bring Hitler back to life, he will take care of that problem.

FlyingStars_3 months ago
Nice one
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Magickat8 years ago
I love Jesus and I'd like to help the world, buuutt.... i'm only human.

Nosaj8 years ago
Right! The fact that Jesus is God is kind of a big detail.

skittleboy7 years ago
that"s racist

sovietchicken7 years ago
Hey you want to hear a secret (jesus was Jewish)

TerensuhackerX8 years ago
You motherfucker how dare you describe the death of Jesus as'Embarrassing' !

Panko12last year
Maybe humiliating is a more appropriate word as death on a cross was described as a humiliating death in the Bible
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DontPressButton7 years ago
Well, Jesus was never embarrassed, and he did die on the cross for our sins, and he did come back from the dead.

AF6 years ago
@LEGOsrs7 Harry didn't die. He was just unconscious about half a second.
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Darkiplier6668 years ago
Hell NO! Fuck that! I'm not pressing that button! Never in a million years!

IsThisOriginal5 years ago
Same

Natanm16 years ago
I'm doing the right thing, who cares if I die

God7076 years ago
Jews arent like that! T_T They wont kill such a great person!

Agnes Stöhr11 years ago
FUCK YOU to the one who came up with this. YOU FUCKING ANTISEMITIST, I wish you the world's worst. Seriously.

Emerald_Timelast year
Yeah, Seriously.
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BunnyLoverGirl7 years ago
It"s worth it. 🙏🏼

ASAEDRIS7 years ago
you cant go off and make fun of the bible like that! you know what... im done with this site for a day

jkmc12057 years ago
Do I come back to life?

Karis7 years ago
Whatever, I pushed the button. I don't care if I'm prosecuted by jews or by romans, like the original Jesus.

Triggeredhawkmemes8 years ago
GOD DAMN JEWS

ib8u8 years ago
Call Hitler

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
there is only 1 son of the most high God;Christ Jesus king of king,lord of lords.

LedgendaryDoge8 years ago
i'd sacrifice. lol.

Smexyunicorn8 years ago
That With the jewishthing is just mean .-.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
so basically repeat history with the first one then?

ProStudios8 years ago
What if I cure the Jews....?

Zion Burns 8 years ago
That's what jesus did and they still betrayed him, called him names and tried to stone him according to the new testament

Jake Delano11 years ago
I'll gladly put myself in harm for the greater good of others :)

Jonnytilson7 years ago
Shut up nerd
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Shane Levesque11 years ago
Jesus was Jewish

AF6 years ago
@HufflepuffsArePartivularyGoodFinders I live in Israel and most of us are white. Israel isn't that close to the equator.
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Rachael Snider11 years ago
Pssst. It was the Romans who crucified Jesus. And since it was what He was meant to do anyway, it's sort of a moot point.

Mikeymorphine928 years ago
I thought the Romans were suppose to do it, then chickened out so the Jews ended up killing him
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DontPressButton7 years ago
He"s not dead hes surely alive

Long the dragon8 years ago
honestly only 1 person needs to press this button

AF6 years ago
The Romans were the ones who killed Jesus!!!! Learn some history!!!

God7076 years ago
Thank you ^^

Mysteriousgirl 9 years ago
My friends a Jew.

Chicken man8 years ago
Thats the same death like jesus gotted ;(

Migdin17 years ago
I dont want to be Jesus, that means i will have to be killed anyway.

da boss1018 years ago
THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BUT HURT

LoLsaur3337 years ago
Eh. Rather not die.

Kadeo8 years ago
I'm not a Jew but seriously that is so offensive! I'm talking about the part in the brackets...

yesmann3 years ago
so jews get theyre revenge on hitler

crimsonrange9 years ago
Well poku no pico in my life can't be that bad right?

Mangomagmaman6 years ago
Wait why tf do 60% say no? Am I missing something?

winkout7 years ago
.............embarrassing? you. you mean. incredibly painful? also nice antisemitism jerk

yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago
uhh no i dont wish to die

oughFAN8 years ago
THERE IS ONLY ONE JESUS (The Father), along with his to family members; The Son and The Holy Spirit.

aseetpat7 years ago
Jesus is the Son, dude.

BloodyBladeY8 years ago
Fuck that both things are downsides

Smeagoll2 years ago
very nice but woa wiwou no Jews in Kazakhstan

roooo8 years ago
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dankmemes1017 years ago
Well the real Jesus didn't "cure the world of most of its problems."

BlazikenZack4 years ago
Chill agnes. Also is this revenge on germany?

TeddsterTeddycus9 years ago
I will come back to live and kill him

ATSLoopholes7 years ago
Note the "most" and this has no upsides because negative effect...

RedLordBoss8 years ago
I don't have a religion so this dose not apply to

jshaw718 years ago
Why not? I just hope I can measure up to the man...

Oddsout6 years ago
IM JESUS

gameengine9 years ago
#doesnotbelieveingod
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