Will You Press The Button?

AnnaShadowWolf8 years ago

Wait!! I will learn the skill of never forgetting any skill I learn. GENIUS

gregsexy3 years ago

you my friend are stupid

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CypherJh3 years ago

become a master of not becoming a master of everything instantly

Justin Danner11 years ago

I AM A MASTER OF BREATHING! Wait, how do I do it again?

k3vinlast year

oh god

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die_dampfnudel4 years ago

I'll just become a teacher and theoretically explain it to everyone, so that everyone can profit from it

Ekrub4 years ago

Master incredibly specific things like "master the art of taking tomorrow"s history test" or "master the ability to design America"s next stealth fighter" then later you could master other specific tests or specific tasks in your job or whatnot.

Random_bisexual_guy4 years ago

I am the master of dying. Wait how do I do that again?

mebruh8 years ago

Then whats the point of even bothering

Sir_Suffer3 years ago

This is basically “remove one of your abilities” but with clickbait

Bubblybuttshitsalot8 years ago

I will gain the ability if perfect memory. Fight the power

miranda1238 years ago

you cant do that be cause you wont be able to do it for long

EleV5 years ago

Obviously yes. This is a one time thing, but you would never get to do it if you didnt press. If you do, at least you can do this once in case of an emergency

zaki434108 years ago

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Merr2 years ago

People who don’t turn off their lights when they sleep: I don’t have such weaknesses

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Timelypat7 years ago

I have no idea how to breathe.

Jordan Delgado11 years ago

What's the point?

Ant0nazz08 years ago

Thisrn .

MinecraftMooAnn8 years ago

Skills include: sleeping, breathing, eating, etc.

Ritty037 years ago

You only need to be able to die once, right?

Piggy of search engines 8 years ago

Hi

adafafwaf7 years ago

then whats the fucking point

darkthederp8 years ago

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Thundia 8 years ago

Pacify this person...

SSJ3Adean8 years ago

No point in having it in the first place then

I_Will_FUCK_ANYTHING_THAT_MOVES3 years ago

I was a master of shitting...Now I’m scared and constipated. H E L P

Japanster8 months ago

This guy: Constipated and afraid

burgerlord8 years ago

I could be the master of forgetting every skill I learn. That counts, right?

Late4thegamenow6 years ago

I'll get the skill of always remembering skills then press the button lots of times.

DikBut8 years ago

This makes no sense.

plazmafighter8 years ago

just become the master of remembering things youve lernt ha take that

flarrow8 years ago

So what's the upside?

PierceTheVeilFan4469 years ago

I agree with deadarrow honestly

Spiderp7 years ago

I become a master of picking winning lottery numbers!

gamandy4 months ago

**replies are glitched so im posting like this** "I_Will_FUCK_ANYTHING_THAT_MOVES3 years ago I was a master of shitting...Now I’m scared and constipated. H E L P" he became a shitlord, and now he doesnt give a shit

Ralph Hayes Jr.11 years ago

but how long does it last?

Azhidal7 years ago

Master of remembering everything?

SilverXeonic8 years ago

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simplydragon8 years ago

What if you where the master of memory

bill nye the science gay8 years ago

Pass college with that

DeadFox695 years ago

Master of math, then forget it

virgo moons8 years ago

And waste all that work??? FAT CHANCE

Touchdowntd8 years ago

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Kittenlover1017 years ago

Then what"s the fucking point?

sirdanielcomedy9 years ago

50 first careers, lmao

Migdin17 years ago

My skill will be to forget skills after i use them. Loophole, because i forgot how to forget other skills.

Goomba8 years ago

Skill to build whatever you want, build a machine that gives you unlimited wishes... The skill goes away but the machine doesnt.

PixelLion058 years ago

how do we walk masterfully

Renderedbit698 years ago

I'd. Choose the skill to use the skills I got to an infinite amount. Then I get more skills

peppo3 years ago

you couldnt walk

PURPLE-n-EVIE8 years ago

Pffffttt what's the point then? I'd rather be normal then.

Late4thegamenow6 years ago

I mean learn more skills.

logic breaker8 years ago

i became the worlds greatest stander after that i lost the ability to stand.

8nicolas88 years ago

Master of guitar joins band next practice Other guys: Dude you okay? You: Yeah, why? Other guys: Because you are shit and we remembered you being good You: Oh that I pressed the button other guys: Are you high?

slamscope9 years ago

it doesn't say how many times you use the skill before you forget it

SilverXeonic8 years ago

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Christian Bush11 years ago

My ability mastery would be mastering the ability to master abilities. So as soon as I learn how to learn how to learn abilities (try to follow along) I would then forget the first how to learn, leaving me with the ability to master any ability KABOOM!

Skull4ever7 years ago

I only use skills which otherwise would be impossible to perform by a human being

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