Will You Press The Button?

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Fake John Cena8 years ago

It didn't say it had to be in martial arts. We could play rock paper scissors

Sex7 years ago

He will win. It is Chuck Norris

DaBigDude87 years ago

You don't fight Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fights you.

Mishno7 years ago

Impossible, I don't want to take suicide

William Hunchberger11 years ago

Chuck Norris is an old man who sells total gyms...I have fucking LINE, Krav Maga, that one Thai that uses small lengths of wood to brutalize people.

Aaaahhhhhh3 years ago

Tornadoes are scared of him, he moves planets so I wanna live

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dankmemes1017 years ago

Doesn't say it has to be martial arts. I'll just play monopoly or something XD

ThePaulDude6 years ago

Yes it does actually, read the scenario closer next time.

aboredgurl8 years ago

ok but if I'm a master of every martial arts...I can beat him?...YAS(I'm Spanish sorry for my bad english)

dankmemes1017 years ago

Yo estoy hablando en español! Pero, yo usualmente hablo en ingles.

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FourEntree8 years ago

Chuck Norris is nothing Chuck Morris is something

Evil Questions8 years ago

U master it.r u stupid people like seriously

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf8 years ago

Says the guy who doesn't know how to spell his sentences correctly.

Corey Di Bella11 years ago

If your gonna give us every type of martial arts, at least make the opponent a challenge.

DashingAdi4 years ago

Dude you fucking killed him with your words only

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Dave Leon11 years ago

Oh no, not a rapidly aging actor. What ever will I do?

Jackisawsome7777 years ago

He"s the second fastest fighter in the world

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Anes Drljevic11 years ago

NO IT'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS

Awesomeness01798 years ago

Ah crap (but Chuck Norris is awesome ;-;)

Calista9 years ago

Opponent as in sparring? That would be cool. No downside.

PansexualPanda4412 years ago

I mean, if I mastered them…

Ibuuu8 years ago

BRING IT ON CHUCK NORIS

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MauriceMeerts4 years ago

Acta non verba geen woorden maar daden als je alle technieken kent dan 1 hit je chuck

Awesomo2368 years ago

4 words Bruce Lee as teacher

rainbowRAD7 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose. Bruce Lee Looks like he"s losing but wins anyway.

rainbowRAD7 years ago

Stop who would truly win?

Mrs.Claire8 years ago

He is old as hell.

Reubenben108 years ago

Chuck Norris is old and if you have every martial arts you can easily defeat him

Ivan200610 years ago

You know what? I'll make my first fight a sparring match. Problem solved.

OtisRobinson987 years ago

Well already got three years of Brazilian jiu-jitsu under my belt why not have some more knowledge

masterbyron8 years ago

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AlakzanderA8 years ago

3 cheers for getting your ass kicked!

Aiden Sampson11 years ago

challenge accepted!

ArKade476 years ago

Become next Chuck Norris meme? Hell yeah.

glitch6668 years ago

chuck noris is a sell out!

Japanster8 months ago

But.. to maater would be to be so good yyou cant get better. You could beat anyone in a 1v1 fist fight

maxi.m118 years ago

I'm already a blackbelt in tae-kwon-do and I know jui-jit-su so I think im set!!!! :)

Very-rare6 years ago

I would beat the shit out of chick Norris if I know every martial arts

BADWOLF108 years ago

as soon as I see him I will forfeit and bow down to the almighty Chuck Norris

cpmaster8 years ago

so what im a martial master ill beat him for sure

Poopsteve4209 years ago

Kick him into the dust he has become.

AlexanderMassey7 years ago

He never said I couldn't bring a gun

Nekofan20008 years ago

Well,even if I lose,I have the chance to meet Chuck Norris so yeah

Thegreensteve8 years ago

so youd be set

Makkebakke9 years ago

He's old. He'll break a hip after my first move.

yeetus-maximus3 years ago

bruce lee laughing in the distangce

proscope8 years ago

So your wait for it.........................................,................................ONE PUNCH MAN

Ostrich8 years ago

All martial arts in tha world= Chuck Norris was killed by 420 blazet

rustyyummy8 years ago

this includes the martial art i made up myself called gun fu...you shoot people.

ADdmuse10 years ago

Use Jeet Kun Do!

Z0m41e6 years ago

First opponent in what?

WhySuchLongNameM8?8 years ago

I dont really care about martial arts...

Darth7 years ago

You know there are two Chuck Norris, the rapidly againg one or the completely badass fictional monster who has his own lore which makes him practically real due to the fact of belief.....

PeetaFangirlForever8 years ago

It doesn't say you have to fight him, you could just play tic tac toe

Jason Kiesel11 years ago

To be fair, Chuck Norris is just a master of Karate. If you had every martial art, you have the same playing grounds, plus a shit load more advantage. Oh, And chuck norris is also old. He's getting pretty saggy honestly.

Memetndewsunrise6 years ago

I"d be pretty hyped about that fight

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